[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Trump May Have a Time Machine (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/3/2017 4:04:33 PM EDT
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Trump Time Machine Conspiracy (Just to say before this post, I have gotten all the information from the posts on this 4chan thread: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/85674498) After Nikola Tesla's death, the FBI ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla's belongings, even though Tesla was an American citizen. The National Defense Research Committee called in an MIT Professor to make sense of Tesla's notes in order to analyze if anything in them could be weaponized. That MIT Professor was John Trump. If you are not familiar with Tesla's theories in his later years, he explored fantastic topics like free energy, antigravity, invisibility and even time travel. John Trump claimed that there was nothing of any real substance in Tesla's notes -- but this of course was a lie. He knew that if the National Defense Research Committee realized what the notes contained, it could mean the end of the world -- because included in them were blueprints for a theoretical time machine. (From This Point On None of this Stuff Is Proven, but possible fun thinking) Although John Trump thought that Tesla's Time Machine was plausible, it was not possible to create using the technology existing during his time. John Trump later died in 1985, but not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection of his beloved nephew, Donald Trump. Trump traveled time, amassing a fortune, and making subtle changes, which helped him delay the future he saw for as long as he could. But that future is now coming. Trump knew that the only way he could have enough influence to prevent this future totally would be to become President of the United States. If it has ever seemed to you that Trump has a bizarre ability to accurately predict and manipulate his political opponents to his advantage, you're on the right track... the truth is, they are not predictions. Rather, they are foreordained events. ** And just for Foxnews_FTW The Pence Angle... You see, Mike Pence is also a traveller, who Trump met many years ago (depending on your perspective). Pence is from far further in the future, and has a superior time machine. To put it simply, he can be present at the same time more than once (i.e. there can be more than one Mike Pence on Earth in a given time period). Mike Pence (or rather, copies of him) were sent back to the past by Pence "Prime" and Trump in order to infiltrate the lives of political enemies before they ever became political enemies. Indeed, there are many such enemies, none of whom you have heard of, who met their demise or fell into obscurity long before they could become a threat to Trump. Pence's motive to help Trump are as follows: a) avoid a temporal conflict b) become President himself, as promised by Trump. Unfortunately, a temporal conflict could not be avoided after all. |
Subtle changes in our history are starting to create noticeable ripples. C3PO's silver leg??? Jaws' Girlfriend's missing braces in Moonraker??? Part of the population is starting to notice, the other half is going batsh*t crazy attempting to latch onto the old reality in which Hillary won.
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance.
Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. |
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. |
Proof! Trump is seeing if CNN gets it! 
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. Fucking rookie move mate. You know who they come after? The guys who pull off the big heist. Stealing pennies from crippled children? Nobody will bat an eye. |
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. lol He doesn't know 100% of everything that is going to happen and can't tell everyone what to do. Plus, maybe he didn't want to sit around for 87 years and wanted to do something for the 20hrs a day he is awake. You forget he is a workaholic.... |
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. |
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Our memes are time travelers... |
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So what your saying is, that with a time machine. Trump could be... literally Hitler??   KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD] |
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I found this add put on Craigslist by DJT!!! https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/135833/image-158131.jpg OMGerd!!!! That was a great little movie. Very unexpected how good it was. |
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. Snap chat couldn't save us from Hillary Clinton, you mook.
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. 
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Trump has a fortune that he largely inherited, and investing in index funds would have been more profitable had he simply done that with his inheritance. Yesterday, the two twentysomething founders of Snapchat went public and are now worth roughly $6 billion each. If I had a time machine, I like to think I would be the latter and not the former. Except that the Snap cofounders' net worth is $6 billion on paper in a publicly traded company, while Trump is (was) the head of a private enterprise that owns tangible assets worth billions. Nice try tho. |
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