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AR15.COM
3/3/2017 3:59:11 PM EDT
What could go wrong?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584


The i.Con tracks speed, “average thrust velocity,” duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions. Most importantly for many, no doubt, will be how a wearer stacks up to the average and “best” performers — though a sexual partner will likely have an insight or two about that. Statistics are tracked via an i.Con app.
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The ring will come with a one-year warranty and have a micro-USB charging port to provide up to eight hours of juice after a single hour of being plugged in.

British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.”
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Only eight hours? Everyone in GD will need an extra battery pack.
3/3/2017 4:01:32 PM EDT
[#1]
Multiple dupe
3/3/2017 4:07:43 PM EDT
[#2]
The "Internet of things" is getting more and more ridiculous with each passing day.

Imagine that "Microsoft" guy in Fuckwadistan calling you mid-stroke and telling you that if you don't immediately give him your credit card number he'll fix it to when you can never have sex again.