GD is a game
Either you get it or not
Trolls, you have been warned.
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:53:00 PM EDT
[#1]
A haiku thread eh?
No love for limericks Op?
Why dont you get both?
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:54:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Request is denied
Tough guys and bros present
No Poetry here
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:55:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Done this one before
Many creative Haikus
Lets see what you've got
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:55:54 PM EDT
[#4]
I thought GD was serious business?Â
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:57:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote History
Quoted: A haiku thread eh?
No love for limericks Op?
Why dont you get both?
View Quote
Twas once a poster
That regailed about limericks
Create your own thread.
Posted: 2/6/2017 11:58:25 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't always count
On my fingers, but when write
ing haikus I do
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:02:19 AM EDT
[#7]
Bro-dozers on road
Russian fighter jets can crash
Poop threads all day long
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:02:53 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote History
Quoted:
Twas once a poster
That regailed about limericks
Create your own thread.
View Quote
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:03:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Beans in chilli or not
Get out of mom's basement now
9 versus 45
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:03:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Fuck Shia LaBeouf
He will not divide us chant
Faggots. All of them.
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:03:46 AM EDT
[#11]
Dude claims MOA
With wolf in an AKM
Advise less crack use
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:07:13 AM EDT
[#12]
AK seven four
Tried, true, better than before
Five four five for sure
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:07:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Final haiku now
Going home in Ferrari
Supermodel calls
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:09:44 AM EDT
[#14]
What topic could make
GD sound like democrats
That would be pit bulls
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:11:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Chili has no beans
Texas got this one correct
Ribeye for the win!
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:11:36 AM EDT
[#16]
This prius driver
Is not a tree hugging lib
Screw all those that are.
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:11:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Eighty-seven shots
I missed eighty-seven shots
They were in a row
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:14:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Subnet stuck in car
In reverse brakes will not work
Wakes up full of sweat
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:15:26 AM EDT
[#19]
What could really make
America great again
More surprise buttsecks
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:22:28 AM EDT
[#20]
Hating Donald Trump
He's literally Hitler
The left are retards
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:25:42 AM EDT
[#21]
Lost my fucking job
Sitting here drinking tonight
Thank God for GD
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:29:17 AM EDT
[#22]
MAGA has arrived!
Not sweet liberal tears, but
BOTD Tits!
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:31:49 AM EDT
[#23]
In the year they cried
North America Would Thrive
Build that fucking wall
Posted: 2/7/2017 12:59:28 AM EDT
[#24]
Defeats Hildabeast
Make Murica' great again
Libs cry in the street
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:04:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Haikus suck my balls
fucking haikus suck my balls
Fuck Haikus suck balls.
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:10:39 AM EDT
[#26]
Trump Winning Bigly
Hillary dying slowly
Because Kek wills it
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:12:25 AM EDT
[#27]
We were doing Haiku in middle school and a classmate turned this one in. It was so funny at the time that after 30 years I still remember it.
I saw some dog poop.
It was really, really gross.
The poop was dark brown.
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:16:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote History
Quoted: A haiku thread eh?
No love for limericks Op?
Why dont you get both?
View Quote
There once was a president named Trump
Who forced his opponents into a slump
For his entire first term
they did nothing but squirm
Like rats which infest the local dump
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:19:26 AM EDT
[#29]
GD is no joke
It gets really deep in here
You are a raciss
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:26:52 AM EDT
[#30]
Pepe everywhere
MAGA hats on every head
Obama weeps now
Posted: 2/7/2017 1:27:59 AM EDT
[#31]
In DC they march
Wearing vulvas in protest
"Fuck you! My name's Dave."
