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1/18/2017 11:01:21 AM EDT
Need to pick some brains of people here. I have a big interview tomorrow for a job I really would be a great fit for.  Every interview usually has the question of your greatest weakness.  What is the correct answer?  Thanks
1/18/2017 11:03:30 AM EDT
[#1]
Brunettes with blue eyes and big tits with nice hips.
1/18/2017 11:04:21 AM EDT
[#2]
Snickers Bars.
1/18/2017 11:04:55 AM EDT
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Brunettes with blue eyes and big tits with nice hips.
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GD never disappoints.
1/18/2017 11:06:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Answer that question by saying that you worry that sometimes you are too analytical.
1/18/2017 11:07:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Answer the question by telling them what your greatest weakness is?  The truth?  Novel idea.
1/18/2017 11:08:40 AM EDT
[#6]
Difficult to sit comfortably with huge balls.
1/18/2017 11:09:05 AM EDT
[#7]
A grasshopper
1/18/2017 11:11:13 AM EDT
[#8]
Trying not to cry after stepping on a Lego
1/18/2017 11:11:23 AM EDT
[#9]
I sometimes love too much.
1/18/2017 11:12:31 AM EDT
[#10]
Long walks on the beach after a candle light dinner
1/18/2017 11:13:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Hookers and blow.

I haven't had an interview in ions, but I hated the canned questions. 3 greatest strengths/weaknesses.

When I interviewed for a hospital position in the 90's, I was asked when the last time I cried was?! wtf?
1/18/2017 11:13:30 AM EDT
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1/18/2017 11:14:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Not holding out for the best employment opportunities that would be a perfect fit for my talents and interests.
1/18/2017 11:15:18 AM EDT
[#14]
Undying loyalty to your employer.
1/18/2017 11:15:50 AM EDT
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When I interviewed for a hospital position in the 90's, I was asked when the last time I cried was?! wtf?
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"That's none of your business."
1/18/2017 11:16:27 AM EDT
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What kind of crazy talk is this?
1/18/2017 11:16:51 AM EDT
[#17]
Oreo's
1/18/2017 11:17:38 AM EDT
[#18]
For me, it's I'm a procrastinator, but because I know I tend to do that, I have to stay organized and on the ball, and tend to actually get things done a little early.
1/18/2017 11:17:51 AM EDT
[#19]
My capacity to tolerate mediocrity is pretty much non existent. It can put people that don't perform well off at times.
1/18/2017 11:18:33 AM EDT
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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...
1/18/2017 11:18:36 AM EDT
[#21]
Doggy style.

30 seconds and I'm done.
1/18/2017 11:21:38 AM EDT
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A cancer research organization asked for tear samples to test their anti-cancer properties.
1/18/2017 11:25:33 AM EDT
[#23]
This is what I always use 

1/18/2017 11:27:11 AM EDT
[#24]
I answered Nicaraguan cigars, Southeast Asian women, and American motorcycles.  Hey it's honest!
1/18/2017 11:32:32 AM EDT
[#25]
Comedian Steven Wright job interview
1/18/2017 11:34:30 AM EDT
[#26]
1/18/2017 11:38:56 AM EDT
[#27]
Tell the truth.  BUT, explain how you mitigate this in the workplace.  That is the "real" answer they want to hear.  Don't give some BS answer of ... "I just work to hard..." thinking you are funny.  As someone who interviews people often, I would look past you at other candidates.  I want to hear what the weakness is and how much self-awareness do you have to identify that.  Also, how do you or what do you do to limit that weakness or prevent it from hampering your abilities to do the task at hand.

I've conducted more interviews than I can count and for me, there is no magic answer other than I want to hear the plan ... don't care so much about the weakness.

Good luck!
1/18/2017 11:41:04 AM EDT
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Need to pick some brains of people here. I have a big interview tomorrow for a job I really would be a great fit for.  Every interview usually has the question of your greatest weakness.  What is the correct answer?  Thanks
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Well, it's a corny question, but you should be prepared, and you should give an honest answer.
It tells the employer you are aware of certain problems, which could be seen in a positive way. Like you might say you are a hard worker because you are the type of person who is driven to complete a task, and sometimes, you put too much pressure on yourself because of that. Others might be, "I'm a perfectionist and sometimes that slows down the completion of proofreading or editing a document/report." or "I like to put out quality work at the expense of meeting a deadline. I'm a believer in quality over quantity." If you say this, but don't really mean it, its going to come up if you get hired and people who interviewed you will think, "This goofball lied in his interview. He put out work that lacked in quality and its late."

You don't want to say something like a character flaw like "I'm lazy" or a personal issue like "I have a small bladder and find myself going to the restroom often."  
1/18/2017 11:41:05 AM EDT
[#29]
"Kryptonite"

Then rip open your shirt to reveal a Superman shirt underneath.

The interviewer will either laugh and hire you on the spot for your wit...or you will not get the job.  It's worth doing no doubt.
1/18/2017 11:42:25 AM EDT
[#30]
I was Honest with my last interview and said I can get distracted easily and sometimes I have issues with procrastination.

Got the job.

Honesty may not be the best strategy for every interviewer.

You could always say "My weakness is that I work too hard" (they usually see right through this)
1/18/2017 11:48:30 AM EDT
[#31]
If you want to impress, avoid the stock, self depreciating answer that actually implies you're God's gift to the business world, i.e.
- I'm so detail oriented, and so obsessed with perfection that sometimes my boss needs to tell me, "that's good enough".
- I have a small problem with work/life balance. When I'm in the zone I have to remind myself to go home and sleep.
- I get caught up in team building, and sometimes forget that days deliverable takes precedence over building a solid foundation under our group dynamic blahblahblahblahblah...

Consider something they teach in prep for television interviews - deflect and bridge...reflect for a moment, then, "I do know my limitations, but first let me use the question to illustrate how strong I am for this position. To do this job well, it requires broad competencies in A, B, C and to a somewhat lesser degree, D. I excelled at A when I worked for XX Corporation where I put together....  Then, later, when I spearheaded product development for YY Corporation, I used B, C and D to drive a 35% increase in ... while decreasing production costs by 10%. It's important to me to work in a field that matters to me, where I can see the difference I'm making....My father always told me, to be successful, do what you love."

Then, to demonstrate candor, list a fairly minor weakness that would make you less effective in an unrelated job...i.e., "I'm a type A personality, and don't enjoy working in a solitary setting (a cubicle) where I'm cut off from interaction with my teammates. That job in Accounts Payable would be a bad match for me, because of the lack of communication...but I don't think that's going to be an issue here."

Unless you're applying for a job in accounts payable, of course, in which case you should just go ahead and tell them your life sucks.
1/18/2017 11:51:04 AM EDT
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OK then.   I am not God.   Thusly,  I am imperfect as I am a man.


That do it for ya?
1/18/2017 11:51:19 AM EDT
[#33]
I was asked that weakness shit once......my response "stupid people......stupid meaning making the same mistakes over and over again".

got the job
Fired 6 mos later
1/18/2017 11:53:52 AM EDT
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If you want to impress, avoid the stock, self depreciating answer that actually implies you're God's gift to the business world, i.e.
- I'm so detail oriented, and so obsessed with perfection that sometimes my boss needs to tell me, "that's good enough".
- I have a small problem with work/life balance. When I'm in the zone I have to remind myself to go home and sleep.
- I get caught up in team building, and sometimes forget that days deliverable takes precedence over building a solid foundation under our group dynamic blahblahblahblahblah...

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As an interviewer, I would call BS all over this.
1/18/2017 11:55:27 AM EDT
[#35]
you masturbate in the bathroom, and sometimes at your desk.
1/18/2017 11:57:31 AM EDT
[#36]
I care too much... Now this is real nice. You gonna hire me or not?
1/18/2017 11:59:28 AM EDT
[#37]
tenacity. 
1/18/2017 12:01:32 PM EDT
[#38]
If asked this question, the important thing is that the interviewer is trying to observe if you are introspective and honest.

Don't give a "strength as a weakness" answer, tell them a legitimate weakness you identified and explain how you corrected it.
1/18/2017 12:04:17 PM EDT
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My weakness is answering open ended nonsensical questions like these in a way that won't offend the questioner
1/18/2017 12:04:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Emma Watson.

1/18/2017 12:05:30 PM EDT
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1/18/2017 12:08:38 PM EDT
[#42]
>Homer Simpson<
"Lazy, shiftless, slow to learn. Small things start disappearing from the workplace."

Hey, Homer was honest!
1/18/2017 12:09:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Tell them you have little patience for people who ask stupid questions.
1/18/2017 12:11:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Banging the secretary....
1/18/2017 12:12:23 PM EDT
[#45]
Another stupid interview question that proves nothing

A sucker for chocolate roses
1/18/2017 12:13:06 PM EDT
[#46]
This would probably be a bad thing in some jobs, but I was honest and told them that I was a perfectionist.  Things could potentially be done faster, but I made sure they were perfect and presentable before anyone else saw my work.

I also said that sometimes I'm afraid I might be micromanaging.  I let people do things how they see fit, but I tend to be hands on in a supervisor role and let everyone know what I expect the final product to look like and when I expect to see it.  I try to let them do their thing, but check in periodically to make sure they're progressing as they should.
1/18/2017 12:13:51 PM EDT
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Undying loyalty to your employer.
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I like to masturbate during lunch and brakes
1/18/2017 12:15:10 PM EDT
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Need to pick some brains of people here. I have a big interview tomorrow for a job I really would be a great fit for.  Every interview usually has the question of your greatest weakness.  What is the correct answer?  Thanks
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Answer: "My intolerance for stupid questions asked by dumb-ass interviewers who know nothing about the job they are trying to hire someone for"
1/18/2017 12:15:38 PM EDT
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Not holding out for the best employment opportunities that would be a perfect fit for my talents and interests.
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I'm absolutely saving that for my next interview.

Any place that asks that question and doesn't expect at least a half-way sarcastic answer obviously takes themselves far too seriously and wouldn't be a good fit anyway
1/18/2017 12:15:58 PM EDT
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This would probably be a bad thing in some jobs, but I was honest and told them that I was a perfectionist.  Things could potentially be done faster, but I made sure they were perfect and presentable before anyone else saw my work.

I also said that sometimes I'm afraid I might be micromanaging.  I let people do things how they see fit, but I tend to be hands on in a supervisor role and let everyone know what I expect the final product to look like and when I expect to see it.  I try to let them do their thing, but check in periodically to make sure they're progressing as they should.
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Why that's the stupid line I use

I love to leave wanton gifts on other desks.
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