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1/11/2017 9:50:53 PM EDT
Please throw in your suggestions on do's and don'ts for first dates

Don't: talk about how Trump is going to MAGA, how cucked liberals are,  ar15's, ask how many guys she's been with,

Do: make her talk about herself, try to make her laugh, if it's going good, ask her out again.
1/11/2017 9:51:25 PM EDT
[#1]
and you came to GD for it? IN!!
1/11/2017 9:55:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't have pork sliders.

Do wash all the cheeto dust of your finger tips and have mom give your hair a quick comb over on your way out the door.
1/11/2017 10:05:55 PM EDT
[#3]
If she likes you, you can almost do no wrong and all your shitty jokes will be funny, those are the ones you want to fuck. 
1/11/2017 10:07:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Order chilli with beans and watch her reaction.  This will tell you if she is a keeper or not.
1/11/2017 10:07:16 PM EDT
[#5]
No burpin
No fartin.
No sctarchin" yer ass.
1/11/2017 10:09:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Ask her to pose for a picture you want to share on ar15.com.
1/11/2017 10:10:57 PM EDT
[#7]
See if her cock is bigger than yours......
1/11/2017 10:11:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Take a shower, use soap
1/11/2017 10:14:54 PM EDT
[#9]
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Ahh, Mom.
1/11/2017 10:19:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Don't ask yes or no questions.  Ask things that can lead into stories you want to share as well so you can contribute so you seem interesting.

Example:

OP: What's it like to be tarded?
Gril: It's great. It's very great, believe me.
OP: My ex wife was tarded, she's a pilot now.

Ta da
1/11/2017 10:20:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Should politics talk to be kept as brief as possible?  or try to fish her viewpoints?
1/11/2017 10:40:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Talk about something you're really good at, preferably stuff that makes you handy to have around like fixing cars or building things. 
girls love guys that are good with their hands. 
1/11/2017 10:48:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't take advice from GD.
1/11/2017 10:50:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Is it ok to come out right away , be direct and say you think she's attractive? or save that for a few dates later?
1/11/2017 10:52:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Don't be yourself.
1/11/2017 10:54:36 PM EDT
[#16]
See there's this thing on a website I frequent, so I gotta take your pic and post it for a bunch of Neanderthals cause I mentioned you
we cool now?
1/11/2017 11:04:58 PM EDT
[#17]
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1/11/2017 11:16:56 PM EDT
[#18]
do you ask to hold hands or just grab her hand?  Attempt a good night kiss, or ask her first? if she's had drinks, do you not try to touch her at all? Nowadays, it's like literally rape if you try any of that without sober verbal consent.
1/11/2017 11:25:44 PM EDT
[#19]
When you take her back to mom's basement be sure to stress that it is not a basement but a command center.
1/11/2017 11:38:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Please throw in your suggestions on do's and don'ts for first dates
Don't: talk about how Trump is going to MAGA, how cucked liberals are,  ar15's, ask how many guys she's been with,
Do: make her talk about herself, try to make her laugh, if it's going good, ask her out again.
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How well do you know this lady?
Go somewhere where you are going to be able to talk. Not the movies, bowling or pool hall. Coffeehouse or restaurant. You get to interrogate... I mean, find out more about her in conversation.
1/11/2017 11:40:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Good luck...
1/13/2017 9:44:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Is it creepy to ask if she wants to bang on 1st or 2nd date? or is it just being honest and open minded?
1/14/2017 3:42:26 AM EDT
[#23]
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You went from asking to hold hands to asking to bang? You're gonna be fine.
1/14/2017 7:38:23 AM EDT
[#24]
If it smells like cologne leave it alone, and if the front door is being painted go through the back.
1/14/2017 8:24:28 AM EDT
[#25]
Don't try to bang her.

When she wants to Fuck you will know.
Move slow and just have fun!

ETA: If you don't have one, buy a motorcycle.
Chicks like motorcycles!
1/14/2017 8:25:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Is this your first date with this girl, or your first date ever?
1/14/2017 8:36:48 AM EDT
[#27]
I took a girl once to see Lightnin' Hopkins in a small cabaret. Big mistake.
1/14/2017 11:06:31 AM EDT
[#28]
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Havent been on the dating scene in over 12 years, so my skills are a bit stale.

i have at least good sense to know not to text her every hour, respond to her texts too quickly, or trying to call her 10 times in a row.
1/14/2017 5:10:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Put a potato in your underware

Oh yeah

Put it in the front
1/14/2017 5:19:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Don't take her to Hooters 


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1/14/2017 6:06:47 PM EDT
[#31]
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Havent been on the dating scene in over 12 years, so my skills are a bit stale.

i have at least good sense to know not to text her every hour, respond to her texts too quickly, or trying to call her 10 times in a row.
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Havent been on the dating scene in over 12 years, so my skills are a bit stale.

i have at least good sense to know not to text her every hour, respond to her texts too quickly, or trying to call her 10 times in a row.

OK.  Since you say you've not been in the market for an extended time, I'm going to assume you were either in a relationship or institutionalized/incarcerated.  If the former, just do what you did before.  If the latter, don't do what you did before.  Best wishes.
1/14/2017 6:11:01 PM EDT
[#32]
The "Double Boob Honk" has replaced the traditional "Good Night Kiss On The Cheek."
1/14/2017 6:11:57 PM EDT
[#33]
No pics,no advice.
1/14/2017 6:35:47 PM EDT
[#34]
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Hey OP, what grade are you in?
1/14/2017 8:08:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Lie Lie Lie Lie and Lie a whole lot more . Tell her everything she wants to hear Lie to her