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1/7/2017 2:14:48 PM EDT
Does a thread currently exist where one can go to laugh at another's humor? If not, please post your jokes here!
Everyone could use a good laugh from time to time!
1/7/2017 2:16:07 PM EDT
[#1]
I had a parrot, and it talked. But it never said I'm hungry, so it died. - Mitch Hedberg
1/7/2017 2:18:21 PM EDT
[#2]
In before Nate. 
1/7/2017 2:23:12 PM EDT
[#3]
These threads don't last long. In on one, no freeloading.

Why did Mickey stop seeing Minnie?

Because she was fucking goofy!


Go up to your wife and ask her if she wants to play the rape game.  When she says no, tell her that's the spirit!
1/7/2017 2:26:07 PM EDT
[#4]
What's the difference between a first date and Charles Manson?
Charles Manson has the decency to look like a nut when you first meet him! - Richard Jeni (RIP)
1/7/2017 3:14:49 PM EDT
[#5]
I have a jikoe for ya, I'm gonna rip off your head, and shit down yer neck.
1/7/2017 3:26:55 PM EDT
[#6]
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What's the difference between a first date and Charles Manson?
Charles Manson has the decency to look like a nut when you first meet him! - Richard Jeni (RIP)
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Jeni is/was my favorite comedian. The "tube" has a couple of his specials from HBO (Showtime?).
1/7/2017 3:34:39 PM EDT
[#7]
What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET?

ET learned English and wanted to go home.
1/7/2017 3:51:18 PM EDT
[#8]
Guy calls in sick. Boss says you don't sound sick to me. Guy says I'm home fucking my sister is that sick enough?  
1/7/2017 3:51:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Joke threads always start off well and deteriorate rapidly, so IBTL
1/7/2017 4:02:50 PM EDT
[#10]
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a voyeur?

A pick pocket snatches watches.
1/7/2017 4:04:00 PM EDT
[#11]
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Quoted:
These threads don't last long. In on one, no freeloading.

Why did Mickey stop seeing Minnie?

Because she was fucking goofy!


Go up to your wife and ask her if she wants to play the rape game.  When she says no, tell her that's the spirit!
View Quote



I had never previously seen a joke thread here but based on your response they have existed.


What did one guy at the gay bar say to another?

Can I push your stool in for you!
1/7/2017 4:04:19 PM EDT
[#12]
What do you call a place with a bunch of redneck virgins posting about shit?
1/7/2017 6:35:35 PM EDT
[#13]
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What do you call a place with a bunch of redneck virgins posting about shit?
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Is it, your house?



I guess the earlier posts about these threaded bombing are accurate...

Anyway,

Did you here about the 2 gay Irish guys?

Sean Fits Patrick, but Patrick doesn't fit Sean!
1/7/2017 6:45:59 PM EDT
[#14]
I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.
1/7/2017 6:55:04 PM EDT
[#15]
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says,

Why the long face...

wholly shit...
1/7/2017 7:03:55 PM EDT
[#16]
ibtl
1/7/2017 7:10:31 PM EDT
[#17]
A guy is checking into a hotel with his family.

He says to the clerk, "I hope the porn is disabeled."

The clerk says, "No it's just regular porn, you sick fuck."
1/7/2017 7:22:10 PM EDT
[#18]
How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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