Posted: 12/23/2016 9:32:56 PM EDT
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey! Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Be careful standing next to that tree! Why? Not too sure, but it looks kinda shady. How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles. |
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Why does no one like dad jokes?
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff A steak pun is a rare medium well done. Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it. Without geometry life is pointless. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn? |
