[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Anyone own a pair of Chubbies? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/1/2016 11:10:49 PM EDT
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Are they the homer or cool?
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they are way to short, they are shorter than my boxers. i usually wear southern tide, southern marsh or columbia shorts. but chubbies are a no go unless you like your junk getting a breath of fresh air every time you sit Wouldn't want my junk hanging out when I'm sitting |
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Own a few pairs. They are shorter than any shorts you have probably ever worn.
You have to be ready for people to give you shit. First time I wore those American flag shorts out to a bar in college some chick came out and told me to never wear them again, but on the other side another girl wanted to trade pants and take a pic. If you don't take yourself too seriously they're fun. Also very comfortable. Shit for concealed carry though with the small belt loops and 3 pockets. |
| Cargos are retarded, quite hiding your bitch thighs and do some fucking squats. Why does anybody think it is "cool" or "tacticool" to be fat and wear nothing but 511 and Duluth. Been wearing chubbies since 2011 when I got back from my last deployment. Walmart, Nickelback and Abercrombie sold you all a fucking lie. Also made in America. |
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Cargos are retarded, quite hiding your bitch thighs and do some fucking squats. Why does anybody think it is "cool" or "tacticool" to be fat and wear nothing but 511 and Duluth. Been wearing chubbies since 2011 when I got back from my last deployment. Walmart, Nickelback and Abercrombie sold you all a fucking lie. Also made in America. Cargos seem to be going out of style |
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Own a few pairs. They are shorter than any shorts you have probably ever worn. You have to be ready for people to give you shit. First time I wore those American flag shorts out to a bar in college some chick came out and told me to never wear them again, but on the other side another girl wanted to trade pants and take a pic. If you don't take yourself too seriously they're fun. Also very comfortable. Shit for concealed carry though with the small belt loops and 3 pockets. I grew up in the 70s. Ever see pics of basketball players of that era? Now those were short. |
| I have about six pairs. They're well made shorts and made in the USA. Their customer service is fantastic and they have free returns and exchanges. Being 6'4" I have all but one pair with the 7" inseam rather than the normal 5.5" inseam. They sit an inch or two above the knee like other shorts. All the chicks here like them. |
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Cargos are retarded, quite hiding your bitch thighs and do some fucking squats. Why does anybody think it is "cool" or "tacticool" to be fat and wear nothing but 511 and Duluth. Been wearing chubbies since 2011 when I got back from my last deployment. Walmart, Nickelback and Abercrombie sold you all a fucking lie. Also made in America. This. Fuck cargos. Hit the gym and squat you skinnyfat slobs. |
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Cargos are retarded, quite hiding your bitch thighs and do some fucking squats. Why does anybody think it is "cool" or "tacticool" to be fat and wear nothing but 511 and Duluth. Been wearing chubbies since 2011 when I got back from my last deployment. Walmart, Nickelback and Abercrombie sold you all a fucking lie. Also made in America. Looking like every preppy bad guy from a 1980's teen/frat comedy might seem super relevant today, but to pretty much everyone on the planet who lived through those years, it's so cringe worthy we can hardly contain it. But, that's what it  is to be young, we all had a douchey phase. I had parachute pants, and when I pull out those photos I have to remind myself that I didn't have the luxury of an ARFcom back then, a place full of men with some life experience who could have told me to grow up and stop trying to dress like a faggot. If you ever feel like you might be a mannequin in an American Apparel window, it's time to re-evaluate the message you send to the world. It might just be worse than Walmart & cargo shorts. Even old guys know Nickelback sucks, broheim. |
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I'm not 24 or wrestling with my sexuality, so no. Wrestling with sexuality VVVV Attached File |
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Wrestling with sexuality VVVV http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/276423/B9Almv2IMAA5deH-97619.JPG Oh relax. It was funny. |
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Wrestling with sexuality VVVV http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/276423/B9Almv2IMAA5deH-97619.JPG When you're the men's department of the Navy, you're going to be dressed by a woman. Kharn |
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Oh relax. It was funny. Quoted:
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Wrestling with sexuality VVVV http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/276423/B9Almv2IMAA5deH-97619.JPG Oh relax. It was funny. Relax? VVVV Attached File |
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I have two pairs of BearBottoms - they are superior to Chubbies. I absolutely love the shorts. I have shorts and swim trunks - swimwear is incredible. ETA: I will be getting a couple more pairs soon. I just bought a pair of swim trunks. No more long board shorts for me. |
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I just bought a pair of swim trunks. No more long board shorts for me. Quoted:
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I have two pairs of BearBottoms - they are superior to Chubbies. I absolutely love the shorts. I have shorts and swim trunks - swimwear is incredible. ETA: I will be getting a couple more pairs soon. I just bought a pair of swim trunks. No more long board shorts for me. BearBottoms? You'll like them a lot. I want to grab some of the hybrid shorts next. |
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Wrestling with sexuality VVVV http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/276423/B9Almv2IMAA5deH-97619.JPG Uhm. Â NAVY. |
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Looking like every preppy bad guy from a 1980's teen/frat comedy might seem super relevant today, but to pretty much everyone on the planet who lived through those years, it's so cringe worthy we can hardly contain it. But, that's what it  is to be young, we all had a douchey phase. I had parachute pants, and when I pull out those photos I have to remind myself that I didn't have the luxury of an ARFcom back then, a place full of men with some life experience who could have told me to grow up and stop trying to dress like a faggot. If you ever feel like you might be a mannequin in an American Apparel window, it's time to re-evaluate the message you send to the world. It might just be worse than Walmart & cargo shorts. Even old guys know Nickelback sucks, broheim. lol life experience... aka crotchety old fat guy who thinks everyone who doesn't look like him is a faggot? Yeah, the guy in the khaki above the knee shorts, the OD green Lima Co 3/25 Iraq 2005 10 year reunion tee shirt, and grey slip on Vans is a fag. |
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lol life experience... aka crotchety old fat guy who thinks everyone who doesn't look like him is a faggot? Yeah, the guy in the khaki above the knee shorts, the OD green Lima Co 3/25 Iraq 2005 10 year reunion tee shirt, and grey slip on Vans is a fag. Also a sad fact of life. Holding the unflattering mirror of reality up to a young dude full of himself usually results in a tantrum. It's ok, make me the bad guy....everyone hates daddy when he's telling the truth, amirite? It's ok, just take lots of pictures, so when you're in your mid-40's, and have long since peeled the Yeti stickers off your Rubicon and settled into being a normal, likeable human being, you can show them to your kids and say "See this? This was daddy's Chubby phase....yeah, we all looked like this back then. It's a miracle we got laid". It's as sure as death and taxes, but you don't have to take my word on it....time will harsh your boner. Just know right now you look like 1967 John Kerry going to a badminton game. And what some operator in theater wears has absolutely fuckall to do with what you're wearing to the next tailgate party at Kevin's condo. He could be shooting off that deck wearing a tulip cup bra...doesn't mean you'd look manly in it. |
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Hell yeahAttached File |
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I'll give you a pass since they're not pastel, you're not out in the world trying to get laid in that get-up, and you're armed. |
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Magnum says, "What?" https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/56/40/e85640ad004a2db1b6d086ec71a7790c.jpg Magnum says cameltoe. |
