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11/28/2016 4:57:56 PM EDT
I have no idea what these even are but I need 2. I guess its the new hot toy this year.



Anyone got a lead that isnt crazy price? Ill hook up a finders fee.







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Any other parents here trying to find these dumb things? Stuff we do for our kids, right?
11/28/2016 4:59:49 PM EDT
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Good luck.  They're currently going for $150-$200 per.  The complete set of 7 is $1300.  

I told my kids too bad.  Santa ran out of parts to make them, and due to supply side issues they won't be available for Christmas.
11/28/2016 4:59:52 PM EDT
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Chicken eggs?
11/28/2016 5:00:26 PM EDT
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check your local barnes and noble when they open. They get a lot of them in and any of them put aside for customers get restocked before opening the next day.
11/28/2016 5:02:37 PM EDT
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Holy shit! Just looked these crazy things up. MSRP $59.99

Available from sellers on Amazon starting at >$200
11/28/2016 5:03:13 PM EDT
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I have no idea what these even are but I need 2. I guess its the new hot toy this year.

Anyone got a lead that isnt crazy price? Ill hook up a finders fee.

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Any other parents here trying to find these dumb things? Stuff we do for our kids, right?
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lol

I need to come up with a toy that goes viral and retire
11/28/2016 5:04:39 PM EDT
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They will smell great by the time they hatch on Christmas

11/28/2016 5:05:21 PM EDT
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check your local barnes and noble when they open. They get a lot of them in and any of them put aside for customers get restocked before opening the next day.
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Thanks for the tip. Will do.
11/28/2016 5:05:49 PM EDT
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Just tell the kids they're going to come late, and get them after Christmas for $9.99.
11/28/2016 5:40:25 PM EDT
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https://www.zoolert.com/toys/hatchimals/





keep the computer on and sound turned up. In a few days my wife and I got 7 from Walmart and Amazon. Just have to be real quick. We only needed 1 and sold the rest for our cost to friends.

 
11/28/2016 5:43:02 PM EDT
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You're fucked OP, missed this by about a month. Use an on-line tracker/live inventory system to maybe get lucky but you're going to have to troll Target/Toys R' Us/Walmart first thing in the morning. I bought two on Amazon about 3 weeks ago, kept one and Fleabay'ed the other for "more than retail."

You're fucked, seriously....
11/28/2016 5:48:22 PM EDT
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Fuck that.  My daughter didn't mention these this year but I'd have to say tough titties, ain't gonna happen.
11/28/2016 6:00:34 PM EDT
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We scored one from Target, my wife watched the in stock status on the mobile app each morning, one morning she was #18 in line, and there were only 8 in store, 2 days later, she was 3 in line, and store had 4, there about 45mins/hour before it opened...

She thought she recognized the people at the front of the 2nd line, in the front of the first line, definitely neckbearding...  

Good luck.
11/28/2016 6:06:19 PM EDT
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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!
11/28/2016 6:11:24 PM EDT
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How much 22 do you have?
11/28/2016 6:13:36 PM EDT
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I salute you.  Lol.


In all seriousness...dafuque?

Tell ya what, if your kid wants that - build them a small chicken coupe and get them a couple chicken eggs.
11/28/2016 6:15:51 PM EDT
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I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.
11/28/2016 6:19:39 PM EDT
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and if you are into programming, looking at the target web details will expose an API where you can get the local stock statuses...  to avoid having to check it every day, you might be able to write something to alert you instead...  I started something the night before we found ours...
see below,
nearby=ZIP, v2/XXXXXXXX/search is the productid... links left cold (hxxps - > https)

hxxps://api.target.com/available_to_promise/v2/51263867/search?key=eb2551e4accc14f38cc42d32fbc2b2ea&nearby=75013&inventory_type=stores&multichannel_option=none&field_groups=location_summary&requested_quantity=1&radius=100
hxxps://api.target.com/available_to_promise/v2/51263846/search?key=eb2551e4accc14f38cc42d32fbc2b2ea&nearby=75013&inventory_type=stores&multichannel_option=none&field_groups=location_summary&requested_quantity=1&radius=100
hxxps://api.target.com/available_to_promise/v2/51088592/search?key=eb2551e4accc14f38cc42d32fbc2b2ea&nearby=75013&inventory_type=stores&multichannel_option=none&field_groups=location_summary&requested_quantity=1&radius=100
hxxps://api.target.com/available_to_promise/v2/51088609/search?key=eb2551e4accc14f38cc42d32fbc2b2ea&nearby=75013&inventory_type=stores&multichannel_option=none&field_groups=location_summary&requested_quantity=1&radius=100
hxxps://api.target.com/available_to_promise/v2/51263882/search?key=eb2551e4accc14f38cc42d32fbc2b2ea&nearby=75013&inventory_type=stores&multichannel_option=none&field_groups=location_summary&requested_quantity=1&radius=100
11/28/2016 6:22:13 PM EDT
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My daughter wants those but she's 3 so her attention span is short. If I come up empty she probably won't even notice.

I'll check my Barnes and Noble. Thanks for the tip.
11/28/2016 6:23:43 PM EDT
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Good luck.  They're currently going for $150-$200 per.  The complete set of 7 is $1300.  

I told my kids too bad.  Santa ran out of parts to make them, and due to supply side issues they won't be available for Christmas.
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Be sure to work in how this is somehow the fault of democrats.  
11/28/2016 6:25:06 PM EDT
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cheap junk made in china i bet and looks like a devolved version of the furbee.

things aint worth 2 bucks, prolly cost 5 cents to make in china using child slave labor.
11/28/2016 6:28:25 PM EDT
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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.


lol
11/28/2016 6:33:20 PM EDT
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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.


lol




neck bearding adult toys....er......wants. , is one thing, but a kids toys is just wrong.
11/28/2016 6:35:33 PM EDT
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Managed to get 3 before they got popular. One's for the grand daughter. The other two may end up for sale just before Christmas.
11/28/2016 6:41:37 PM EDT
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My wife managed to get one in October just before my daughters birthday. We gave it to her for a birthday gift.

She wants another.
11/28/2016 6:45:15 PM EDT
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Good luck.  They're currently going for $150-$200 per.  The complete set of 7 is $1300.  



I told my kids too bad.  Santa ran out of parts to make them, and due to supply side issues they won't be available for Christmas.
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Holy shit.  Guess my six year old won't be getting hers.






11/28/2016 6:57:11 PM EDT
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Good luck.  They're currently going for $150-$200 per.  The complete set of 7 is $1300.  

I told my kids too bad.  Santa ran out of parts to make them, and due to supply side issues they won't be available for Christmas.


Be sure to work in how this is somehow the fault of democrats.  



Excellent idea.  Possible mention of the the elf union on strike as well.  
11/28/2016 6:57:47 PM EDT
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Oh fuck ya, we got one boys!

11/28/2016 7:08:12 PM EDT
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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.



I'm going to laugh when she gets fired and wants her cut of the action.
11/28/2016 7:16:31 PM EDT
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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.



Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits

11/28/2016 7:18:16 PM EDT
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My daughter is only two so thankfully she isn't at an age where she has to have the hottest toy but the wife and I already agreed we won't be those types of parents.
11/28/2016 7:27:20 PM EDT
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Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits

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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.



Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits



All that Capitalist profit and not $24.00 for a membership?


11/28/2016 7:32:03 PM EDT
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Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits

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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.



Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits



fo da chillins, yo.....

Its kids, man!

Kids, not adults, or Pmags, 22LR.....Kids, they are oblivious to why you are trying to rape mommy and daddy.

I dont have kids, cant have kids, I dont even really want kids near me at my age...but damn, you have no moral compass
11/28/2016 7:33:19 PM EDT
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Wow.
11/28/2016 7:36:21 PM EDT
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All that Capitalist profit and not $24.00 for a membership?


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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

I dont know what the fuck a hatchimal is, but I know what a dick is.



Capitalism and all that ?

Bought 20 for $1,276.

When done I'll have sold for a total of $3400  with 3 to spare as gifts.

Update: 2 left on ebay.

Call me a dick... I'm laughing because my Christmas shopping list will have cost me in what I took for profits



All that Capitalist profit and not $24.00 for a membership?




You don't make a profit by spending.

Kinda surprised they let his niece do something like that.
But it really doesn't matter since he's trolling anyways.
11/28/2016 7:37:25 PM EDT
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What do you consider a crazy price?
11/28/2016 7:39:18 PM EDT
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Honestly, at this point Im thinking all the crazy Xbox deals right now might be a better value...
11/28/2016 7:39:26 PM EDT
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check your local barnes and noble when they open. They get a lot of them in and any of them put aside for customers get restocked before opening the next day.

  Thanks for the tip. Will do.


Barnes and Noble said they don't expect them until mid December.
11/28/2016 8:11:58 PM EDT
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Oh fuck ya, we got one boys!

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I have 6 on ebay now for $200 each.

I've already sold 11.

My niece works at Target and had gotten me a case of them with her employee discount!

Oh fuck ya, we got one boys!

http://i.imgur.com/HTeW40n.gif



A true neckbeard, no longer chasing .22 ammo now that Trump is around gotta pocket that cash another way.
11/30/2016 7:11:36 PM EDT
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bump
11/30/2016 7:30:34 PM EDT
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I was notified yesterday that I need to acquire some Hatchimals.

11/30/2016 7:33:30 PM EDT
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Ha ha!



My wife has promised my two extras to her friends.
12/4/2016 11:52:48 AM EDT
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I got one at toys r us this morning.
12/4/2016 11:58:09 AM EDT
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Hatchimals at Toys R Us today 59.99.

Limit one per customer. 
12/4/2016 11:58:18 AM EDT
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PM Firefoxammo
12/4/2016 12:13:11 PM EDT
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fo da chillins, yo.....

Its kids, man!

Kids, not adults, or Pmags, 22LR.....Kids, they are oblivious to why you are trying to rape mommy and daddy.

I dont have kids, cant have kids, I dont even really want kids near me at my age...but damn, you have no moral compass
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I have two kids, and I would have done the exact same thing if I could have.

Just because parents are willing to take a huge hit for their little angel for Christmas doesn't mean he is a bad person, he is an opportunistic person.

If my kid came to me today and asked for one of those things for Christmas, I would probably just say something like "I don't think there are enough for every kid to get one for Christmas this year, but we can make sure that you get one later when there are more of them" and that would be the end of it.

12/4/2016 12:31:35 PM EDT
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My daughter wants those but she's 3 so her attention span is short. If I come up empty she probably won't even notice.

I'll check my Barnes and Noble. Thanks for the tip.
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You'd be surprised, mine remembers that kind of stuff.
But, I'm not busting my ass to come up with something like that either, she'll be upset but only for a bit and then she'll be happy to get one later.
12/4/2016 3:58:59 PM EDT
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I have two kids, and I would have done the exact same thing if I could have.

Just because parents are willing to take a huge hit for their little angel for Christmas doesn't mean he is a bad person, he is an opportunistic person.

If my kid came to me today and asked for one of those things for Christmas, I would probably just say something like "I don't think there are enough for every kid to get one for Christmas this year, but we can make sure that you get one later when there are more of them" and that would be the end of it.

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When I learned of the need for Hatchimals, that is the movie I thought of.