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Posted: 7/1/2003 5:52:47 AM EDT
Wild Jamaican Sex This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to the man, "I have some special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "MON, YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 5:55:15 AM EDT
Here you go hielo. <<<<----
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 5:59:48 AM EDT
[lol] Eh, mon! Das a gooooood won!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:08:19 AM EDT
Cute... [:)]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:12:36 AM EDT
Heh heh, I got a ho heap a laughs. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:18:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: Here you go hielo. <<<<----
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You tease! I just hope to the gods that you are not getting as much enjoyment from my avatar as I get from yours!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:23:07 AM EDT
... [b]SeaDweller[/b]! Is that a picture of you?
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:28:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... [b]SeaDweller[/b]! Is that a picture of you?
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WinstonWolf, hands off, SeaDweller is all mine!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 6:54:49 AM EDT
lmao!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 8:14:40 AM EDT
Funny!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 9:40:44 AM EDT
[lol]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 11:28:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: Here you go hielo. <<<<----
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You tease! I just hope to the gods that you are not getting as much enjoyment from my avatar as I get from yours!
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Your avatar looks like a Cingular cellular logo that can walk. [img]http://www.cingular.com/refresh/images/thatsRefreshing.png[/img]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 11:29:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... [b]SeaDweller[/b]! Is that a picture of you?
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That's my girlfriend Jennifer.
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