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11/23/2016 8:59:39 PM EDT
What the F is that all about.  My wife is not a unit, a piece of this or that.  Why are guys calling their wives a unit lately?
11/23/2016 9:00:51 PM EDT
[#1]
My little unit likes my wife unit. My wife unit does not like my little unit.

11/23/2016 9:01:41 PM EDT
[#2]
The DU is that way. ---->
11/23/2016 9:01:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, have your wife unit dig your balls out of her purse, ask nicely if she'll give them back, and then come talk to us about it like a man!



11/23/2016 9:02:03 PM EDT
[#4]
I prefer she who must be obeyed.
11/23/2016 9:02:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I heard a gentleman refer to his wife as "house hold 6". It helped cement my opinion of him as a dullard.
11/23/2016 9:02:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Because she didn't respond well to "vaginal unit"





11/23/2016 9:02:58 PM EDT
[#7]
OP the whole thing.
11/23/2016 9:03:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Because they think it sounds cool. You know how we love new cool sounding terms.
11/23/2016 9:03:56 PM EDT
[#9]
Pics of wife unit are not loading.
11/23/2016 9:04:10 PM EDT
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Rumpole!
11/23/2016 9:04:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Because "woman chained in the kitchen" has a bad connotation
11/23/2016 9:05:18 PM EDT
[#12]
Call her Milk Cow when she is preggars.

ETA Meant after delivery.
11/23/2016 9:05:26 PM EDT
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11/23/2016 9:06:38 PM EDT
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Meh... That's always come across Beta as hell IMO...



 
11/23/2016 9:07:16 PM EDT
[#15]
Mine will continue to be referred to as the unit....she don't mind
11/23/2016 9:12:54 PM EDT
[#16]
If wife unit is bad, i guess "hey you, with the tits" is right out?
11/23/2016 9:16:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Pics of wife not loading.

lol already beat
11/23/2016 9:16:33 PM EDT
[#18]
GD surely is entertaining tonight.
11/23/2016 9:19:14 PM EDT
[#19]
At a former agency, for radio traffic purposes, our spouses were referred to as 'half units', and our kids referred to as 'quarter units'.
As in, you're half unit needs you to give her a call, reference one of you quarter units'

That was pre-texting.

Jay
11/23/2016 9:21:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Relax OP its not a big deal
11/23/2016 9:24:41 PM EDT
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Lately?  That term has been around for over 20 years. FNG.
11/23/2016 9:24:41 PM EDT
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11/23/2016 9:26:19 PM EDT
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Best post I've read on here in a while. Should be used more often.

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11/23/2016 9:26:30 PM EDT
[#24]
Op would stroke out if he knew what I called her....

(You should see the hetero cage I built)
11/23/2016 9:26:51 PM EDT
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Meh... That's always come across Beta as hell IMO...

 
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Meh... That's always come across Beta as hell IMO...

 


Is knowing what "tongue in cheek comments" are and how to use them beta now?



Just trying to keep up.



 
11/23/2016 9:27:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Cum dumpster never got either of my ex's in the mood.
11/23/2016 9:27:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Not exactly new.  Heard it since the late 70s, or so.
11/23/2016 9:28:47 PM EDT
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Guys on arfcom calling their wife "wife unit" is equally as gay as women on Facebook calling their husband "hubster" and their children "littles."

11/23/2016 9:29:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Me thinks OP needs a safe space....
11/23/2016 9:31:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Didn't it come from the Coneheads? Mass quantities and other odd phrases? Gotta be at least 20 years old.
11/23/2016 9:31:56 PM EDT
[#31]
Spousal Unit






11/23/2016 9:32:13 PM EDT
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My parental units will have kittens if I stay out too late and consume mass quantities.

Beat.


11/23/2016 9:33:40 PM EDT
[#33]
I prefer the more politically correct term sammich maker.
11/23/2016 9:34:54 PM EDT
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Guys on arfcom calling their wife "wife unit" is equally as gay as women on Facebook calling their husband "hubster" and their children "littles."

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What the F is that all about.  My wife is not a unit, a piece of this or that.  Why are guys calling their wives a unit lately?

Guys on arfcom calling their wife "wife unit" is equally as gay as women on Facebook calling their husband "hubster" and their children "littles."

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/-stop-that-shit-meme-21563.jpg


Littles are adults who take on childlike traits for psycho-sexual gratification on a regular basis. Like a grown woman putting in pigtails and being 'bad' more often than not. Calling actual children "littles" is weird.
11/23/2016 9:35:43 PM EDT
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You're wrapped way too tight for GD, stay on the boat.





11/23/2016 9:36:37 PM EDT
[#36]
I sense great butthurt.
11/23/2016 9:38:49 PM EDT
[#37]
My wife thinks it's funny. Of course it is all in good humor, and she has plenty.

She also responds to "Sammich Maker," and about fell over laughing when I commented on her feeding our two month old her superpower generating "boob juice."
11/23/2016 9:40:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Ms Right, Ms Always Right! 

Yes Ma'am. 
11/23/2016 9:40:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Pics? There are rules here.
11/23/2016 9:41:08 PM EDT
[#40]
Here you go OP.  Hope it makes you feel better.

11/23/2016 9:41:18 PM EDT
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 My ol lady hates it when I call her unit so I don't.  God bless the ol ball and chain, she's a got a good sense of humor.
















11/23/2016 9:42:40 PM EDT
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'cause she gets mad, if i call her "the cunt"?
11/23/2016 9:43:12 PM EDT
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Guys on arfcom calling their wife "wife unit" is equally as gay as women on Facebook calling their husband "hubster" and their children "littles."

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What the F is that all about.  My wife is not a unit, a piece of this or that.  Why are guys calling their wives a unit lately?

Guys on arfcom calling their wife "wife unit" is equally as gay as women on Facebook calling their husband "hubster" and their children "littles."

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/-stop-that-shit-meme-21563.jpg




It just seems silly.  This is GD though, so everyone carry on.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wife%20unit
11/23/2016 9:49:20 PM EDT
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I often use the term, "the wife."

She doesn't give two shits.

Wificus
Wiferee
Woman
Chicky snack
Mi esposa
Mi amor
CandyPants
SugarTits
Lovey

She answers to all of these. Thinks most are funny.

She also wishes more folks on this planet had a sense of humor. It'd solve lots of issues.



<--------wife thinks I'm funny. I still manage frisky time and hummers regularly, despite having three small children.

She knows we're busy, so sometimes I have to request it, but it's always a go.  




11/23/2016 9:50:28 PM EDT
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Here you go OP.  Hope it makes you feel better.

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11/23/2016 9:51:04 PM EDT
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What the F is that all about.  My wife is not a unit, a piece of this or that.  Why are guys calling their wives a unit lately?



You're wrapped way too tight for GD, stay on the boat.


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I like to jump out, take a swim, and noodle from time to time.

11/23/2016 9:57:59 PM EDT
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You just didn't say it the right way!  



11/23/2016 9:58:50 PM EDT
[#48]
The Minister of sex and finance
11/23/2016 10:16:19 PM EDT
[#49]
'Cause of unity, bro.
11/23/2016 10:27:15 PM EDT
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I often use the term, "the wife."

She doesn't give two shits.

Wificus
Wiferee
Woman
Chicky snack
Mi esposa
Mi amor
CandyPants
SugarTits
Lovey

She answers to all of these. Thinks most are funny.

She also wishes more folks on this planet had a sense of humor. It'd solve lots of issues.



<--------wife thinks I'm funny. I still manage frisky time and hummers regularly, despite having three small children.

She knows we're busy, so sometimes I have to request it, but it's always a go.  




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You listed them.( I can't remember them all)

You included recent Twisted Sister reference...

Much respect.

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