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Posted: 11/18/2016 6:56:47 PM EDT
6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler.

http://cogink.com/cleese/
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 6:58:01 PM EDT
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Go fuck yourself
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 6:58:40 PM EDT
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Who?
ETA: We killed a lot of people like you once.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 6:58:57 PM EDT
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Brits trying to tell the USA what to do





Link Posted: 11/18/2016 6:59:29 PM EDT
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Oh dear.  I remember when John Cleese used to be funny.


Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:00:42 PM EDT
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So much , I don't give a fuck what that has been has to say, that I cannot verbalize it!!!!

Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:01:27 PM EDT
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Who?

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Monty Python.



Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:02:37 PM EDT
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Sheesh, do none of you have a sense of humor?
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:02:55 PM EDT
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FJC
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:03:22 PM EDT
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he was never funny
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:03:44 PM EDT
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Guys I'm pretty sure that's about 30 years old.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:03:44 PM EDT
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You're a looney
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:03:58 PM EDT
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this is srs bizzness
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:04:25 PM EDT
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We Veterans of the Meme Wars do not have a sense of humor that re are aware of

Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:04:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:05:15 PM EDT
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Don't care. . .  Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the best movies ever made.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:05:34 PM EDT
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Not to mention that website's layout looks to be about 20 years old.



Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:05:56 PM EDT
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Let me guess he still thinks Britain's part of the EU?
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:06:01 PM EDT
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6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler.

http://cogink.com/cleese/
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Well, the US actually has a stronger army, navy and air force, not that the US would need to take over England. Just get Brexit over with and absorb it as a penal colony.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:06:14 PM EDT
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Bah, I fart in his general direction!
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:06:24 PM EDT
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Yea it's old and other sources online are saying he didnt even write it.



Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:06:56 PM EDT
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Limey dumb ass.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:07:05 PM EDT
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Never thought Monty Python was funny.
Now Benny Hill, there's a funny Brit!
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:09:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:10:33 PM EDT
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Jealousy can drive one crazy.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:10:40 PM EDT
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It's from 2000 and not even written by John Cleese:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/revocation.asp

(from snopes I know, but they seem ok on this)
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:11:19 PM EDT
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That's an old letter that's been floating around the innerwebz for many years and has been expanded with more points every time it gets recirculated and attributed to a new author.

And John Cleese had no part in writing any of it.


ETA: Cite posted above while I was typing.



Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:11:22 PM EDT
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Man I took the tip of my finger and part of a nail off with a veggie peeler once. Those fuckers are dangerous.

Never hurt myself with my pistols though....
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:11:47 PM EDT
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Except Utah.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:12:49 PM EDT
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5. You should stop playing American "football." There's only one kind of football. What you call American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have noticed no one else plays "American" football. You should instead play proper football.
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Them's fightin' words right there.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:12:52 PM EDT
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write it out 100 times.



If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.









Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:13:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:13:41 PM EDT
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Sounds like it's time to get out the tar and feathers again.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:13:50 PM EDT
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  Monty Python.


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  Monty Python.



I know who he is.  Asking who a known celebrity is would indicate they are a has been, because you don't remember them anymore. IOW, you forgot about them.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:14:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:16:16 PM EDT
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How will we defend ourselves if we are attacked by a madman armed with a raspberry?
 
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Yep

eta: Seems like this has been around since 2000, could be fake. As much as I HATE snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/revocation.asp
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:23:03 PM EDT
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An open letter from the United States to Britain.

The next time your lame ass needs bailing out of two wars ask the Middle East for help.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:27:08 PM EDT
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way old.


somebody recycled this for the election.


Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:29:25 PM EDT
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Is this the five minute argument, or the full hour?
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:32:29 PM EDT
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BRING IT you weak chinned, gapped tooth, limey bastard!!!

Edit:  Oh...  And BREXIT!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:32:48 PM EDT
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meh.  He has a good point about the word doughnut.

Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:35:47 PM EDT
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Simply contradicting everything I say does not constitute an argument.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:35:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Hey John meet Milo. Milo, meet John.

Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:36:53 PM EDT
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He's a Funny,Funny man. Send him to me for a few days of education or dismemberment.





Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:37:06 PM EDT
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he was never funny
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he was never funny

Clearly you've never seen Fawlty Towers.
P. S. Don't mention the war.
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:37:48 PM EDT
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"Don't mention the war"

Don't mention the war!



(beat by 42 seconds? WTF?)




Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:40:44 PM EDT
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Yup.  Can't believe this is new to anyone.

Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:40:58 PM EDT
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... What the fuck is this shit?
We are in POWER now!
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:41:09 PM EDT
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Failed attempt at humor- another progressive elitist asshole.  Fuck you Cleese
Link Posted: 11/18/2016 7:42:34 PM EDT
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Up the Queen.
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