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Posted: 11/18/2016 6:56:47 PM EDT
6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler.
http://cogink.com/cleese/ |
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So much , I don't give a fuck what that has been has to say, that I cannot verbalize it!!!!
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Don't care. . . Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the best movies ever made.
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6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler. http://cogink.com/cleese/ View Quote Well, the US actually has a stronger army, navy and air force, not that the US would need to take over England. Just get Brexit over with and absorb it as a penal colony. |
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Never thought Monty Python was funny.
Now Benny Hill, there's a funny Brit! |
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It's from 2000 and not even written by John Cleese:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/revocation.asp (from snopes I know, but they seem ok on this) |
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That's an old letter that's been floating around the innerwebz for many years and has been expanded with more points every time it gets recirculated and attributed to a new author. And John Cleese had no part in writing any of it. ETA: Cite posted above while I was typing. |
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Man I took the tip of my finger and part of a nail off with a veggie peeler once. Those fuckers are dangerous.
Never hurt myself with my pistols though.... |
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5. You should stop playing American "football." There's only one kind of football. What you call American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have noticed no one else plays "American" football. You should instead play proper football. View Quote Them's fightin' words right there. |
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write it out 100 times.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. |
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Sounds like it's time to get out the tar and feathers again.
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I know who he is. Asking who a known celebrity is would indicate they are a has been, because you don't remember them anymore. IOW, you forgot about them. |
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How will we defend ourselves if we are attacked by a madman armed with a raspberry?
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Go fuck yourself View Quote Yep eta: Seems like this has been around since 2000, could be fake. As much as I HATE snopes. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/revocation.asp |
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An open letter from the United States to Britain.
The next time your lame ass needs bailing out of two wars ask the Middle East for help. |
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BRING IT you weak chinned, gapped tooth, limey bastard!!!
Edit: Oh... And BREXIT!!! |
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Simply contradicting everything I say does not constitute an argument.
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He's a Funny,Funny man. Send him to me for a few days of education or dismemberment.
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Who? ETA: We killed a lot of people like you once. View Quote "Don't mention the war" Don't mention the war! (beat by 42 seconds? WTF?) |
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