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Minerk Member Joined Jan 2021 Posts 356 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 6:48:27 PM EDT [#1] Attached File

ARandomClaymore

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Posted: 3/25/2024 6:48:31 PM EDT

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[Gets audited]

IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."

Me: "What coin are you talking about?"

IRS agent: "..."

Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
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@mPisi

Ok, what am I missing here?

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Posted: 3/25/2024 7:10:50 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ARandomClaymore:

@mPisi

Ok, what am I missing here?

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Originally Posted By ARandomClaymore:

[Gets audited]

IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."

Me: "What coin are you talking about?"

IRS agent: "..."

Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
— Bitcoin Jesus (MetaverseHodl) (@metaversehodl) March 22, 2024

@mPisi

Ok, what am I missing here?

I feel like 80% of his posts need a translator or context map.

With that said, I still appreciate his effort.

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?....."

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Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 12553 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 7:17:46 PM EDT [#4] Attached File

oscardeuce Member Joined Jun 2012 Posts 12521 EE 100% (6) OH, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 7:22:55 PM EDT [#5] Attached File
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spidey07 Member Joined Dec 2014 Posts 43076 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 8:26:34 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By oscardeuce: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/307202/IMG_3379_jpeg-3169366.JPG View Quote Give me the chair.

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 3/25/2024 9:32:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ARandomClaymore:

@mPisi

Ok, what am I missing here?

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Originally Posted By ARandomClaymore:

[Gets audited]

IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."

Me: "What coin are you talking about?"

IRS agent: "..."

Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
— Bitcoin Jesus (MetaverseHodl) (@metaversehodl) March 22, 2024

@mPisi

Ok, what am I missing here?

Guy bought a limited edition gold coin with offensive imagery/message, then rolled it for a huge profit. The leftist .gov flunkie couldn't bring himself to say the name of the coin out loud.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

Moto-M187 Metal Manipulator Joined Apr 2018 Posts 2639 EE 100% (67) OH, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 9:38:22 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: Guy bought a limited edition gold coin with offensive imagery/message, then rolled it for a huge profit. The leftist .gov flunkie couldn't bring himself to say the name of the coin out loud. View Quote My google-fu is weak.... What'd it say?

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 29190 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 3/25/2024 9:54:49 PM EDT [Last Edit: Pesty] [#9] Nm pocket press
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TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 3/25/2024 10:10:20 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Moto-M187:

My google-fu is weak....
What'd it say?

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Originally Posted By Moto-M187:

Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:
Guy bought a limited edition gold coin with offensive imagery/message, then rolled it for a huge profit. The leftist .gov flunkie couldn't bring himself to say the name of the coin out loud.

My google-fu is weak....
What'd it say?

The original tweet was posted here a number of pages back. I went back as far as page 1308 and didn't see it, so it must be farther back. IIRC, it was something non-politically correct about Jews.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

sq40 Polymath Joined Feb 2004 Posts 42178 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 10:41:25 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
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mPisi

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Posted: 3/25/2024 11:02:11 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By simplemitch:

I feel like 80% of his posts need a translator or context map.
With that said, I still appreciate his effort.

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Originally Posted By simplemitch:

Originally Posted By ARandomClaymore:

[Gets audited]

IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."

Me: "What coin are you talking about?"

IRS agent: "..."

Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
— Bitcoin Jesus (MetaverseHodl) (@metaversehodl) March 22, 2024

Ok, what am I missing here?

I feel like 80% of his posts need a translator or context map.
With that said, I still appreciate his effort.

The joke is that you would name your illegal security or currency after certain word(s) that can't be spoken, so law can't put it in official documents, etc.

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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24162 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/25/2024 11:08:04 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
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happycynic Infidel Joined Oct 2004 Posts 60059 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 12:46:31 AM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By sq40: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/49447/IMG_8173_jpeg-3169580.JPG View Quote I mean, they weren't wrong. They simply didn't factor in greed and the loss of a high trust society. Attached File
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Scott-S6

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Posted: 3/26/2024 5:24:50 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Moto-M187:

My google-fu is weak....
What'd it say?

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Originally Posted By Moto-M187:

Originally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack:
Guy bought a limited edition gold coin with offensive imagery/message, then rolled it for a huge profit. The leftist .gov flunkie couldn't bring himself to say the name of the coin out loud.

My google-fu is weak....
What'd it say?

Read the other tweet he posted in the same post.

Global_Cooling Member Joined Apr 2010 Posts 7672 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 6:17:52 AM EDT [#19]

mnvwguy02

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Posted: 3/26/2024 10:01:39 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By happycynic:
I mean, they weren't wrong. They simply didn't factor in greed and the loss of a high trust society.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61337/robert-b-reich-pay-vs-productivity_jpg-3169662.JPG

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And a competitive global economy, fully recovered after the destruction of WWII.

Those productivity gains represent necessary reduction in COGS to stay competitive, the stagnant pay represents global competition for the price of labor.

Charts and graphs tell a story but not the whole story.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

RSG

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Posted: 3/26/2024 2:06:44 PM EDT

[#21]

"So I want to know which one is your guys favourite part of the $1.2 TRILLION spending bill"

"Is it 1. $850,000 for a gay senior citizen home in Massachusetts?"

"Is it 2. $15 million dollars for Egyptian college tuitions?"

"Is it 3. $400,000 for a group that helps teens hide… pic.twitter.com/YzreTWcqef
Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) March 26, 2024

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27204 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 3:03:17 PM EDT [#22] Gamergate 2 just got real. Too real. The BBC are now calling for a “final purge” if you oppose Sweet Baby Inc. The mask is off. This is the cultural revolution. It’s do or die. https://t.co/upMjsp0T4v pic.twitter.com/i7YvRWrijU Grummz (@Grummz) March 26, 2024

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27205 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 3:09:28 PM EDT [#23]

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24165 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 3:24:44 PM EDT [#24] Attached File
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Lawless_Flogic

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Posted: 3/26/2024 5:05:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By happycynic:
I mean, they weren't wrong. They simply didn't factor in greed and the loss of a high trust society.

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Originally Posted By happycynic:

Originally Posted By sq40:
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I mean, they weren't wrong. They simply didn't factor in greed and the loss of a high trust society.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61337/robert-b-reich-pay-vs-productivity_jpg-3169662.JPG

This graph is literally Marxist. It is labor theory of value bullshit. If productivity is the result of better tools/systems/automation, there is no reason that an employee must be paid more for increased productivity.

Nominal income isn't everything. A smartphone was impossible to produce, much less manufacture in the 70s. Now they're ubiquitous. There are so many products that are not only magic to a 1970s mindset, but they are trivially inexpensive for most consumers to acquire.

Smith-16 Joined Jul 2013 Posts 979 EE 100% (13) PA, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 5:18:42 PM EDT [#27]

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BB868

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Posted: 3/26/2024 6:08:09 PM EDT

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craig24680

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Posted: 3/26/2024 6:16:36 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BB868:

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8085733-people-one-star-fucking-nightmare-would-not-recomm?countrycode=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.NAM%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPLF%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=i+hate+people&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000112744002&ar_adgroup=&ar_ad=&ar_strategy=search&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPMAX%5D&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ImwBhBtEiwAFHDZx8C6djFb8dbK8efrzdiAivnsud8pBR49ythBDezt_XedAFeNsCWHJxoCG5EQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds#321P8085733D1V

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Originally Posted By uxo2:
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https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8085733-people-one-star-fucking-nightmare-would-not-recomm?countrycode=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.NAM%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPLF%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=i+hate+people&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000112744002&ar_adgroup=&ar_ad=&ar_strategy=search&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPMAX%5D&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ImwBhBtEiwAFHDZx8C6djFb8dbK8efrzdiAivnsud8pBR49ythBDezt_XedAFeNsCWHJxoCG5EQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds#321P8085733D1V

If I buy a shirt like that
It's going to say "fucking" and not self censor

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IceChimp Great Scott Joined Mar 2006 Posts 8944 EE 100% (14) IL, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 6:51:34 PM EDT [#31] Attached File
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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27207 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 7:33:04 PM EDT [#32]

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24167 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 8:01:45 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#33] Attached File
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AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 43806 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 9:10:25 PM EDT [Last Edit: AJ-IN-JAX] [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By ThePontificator: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/189022/Fs4pa5zWYAMl9L5_jpg-3169668.JPG View Quote The Big Book of Hell. Very funny shit...
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24169 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 9:16:53 PM EDT [#35] Attached File
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rb889

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Posted: 3/26/2024 10:01:48 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Gamergate 2 just got real. Too real.

The BBC are now calling for a “final purge” if you oppose Sweet Baby Inc.

The mask is off. This is the cultural revolution. It’s do or die. https://t.co/upMjsp0T4v pic.twitter.com/i7YvRWrijU
Grummz (@Grummz) March 26, 2024

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This is why we can’t just “get along,” there is no agree to disagree with these zealots. There’s no walking away to do your own thing, they follow you with the intent of destroying whatever makes you happy, and then demanding you be cast out, and the cycle repeats.

They didn’t get into the video game industry because it interests them, they didn’t do it out of passion for games, they did it to spite the people they couldn’t assimilate. Those “consultants” are nothing but crybullies that blackmail and coerce studios into hiring them.

This is how we end up in the meme, you know which one.

“Why did you make me do this? I just wanted to play video games…”

bayouhazard Joined Apr 2019 Posts 10265 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:06:08 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By sq40: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/49447/IMG_8173_jpeg-3169580.JPG View Quote They forgot to factor government into their projection.

bayouhazard Joined Apr 2019 Posts 10266 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:16:24 PM EDT [#38]

anthem_of_the_mind Member Joined Oct 2011 Posts 4398 EE 100% (26) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:26:46 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/pic647405_jpg-3170411.JPG View Quote That’s already been fact checked. Biden wasn’t even on the ship. It’s fake news.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24171 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:51:07 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#40] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24172 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:52:18 PM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24173 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:52:51 PM EDT [#42] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24174 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:53:29 PM EDT [#43] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24175 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:55:16 PM EDT [#44] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24176 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:55:40 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24177 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:56:12 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24178 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:56:38 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24179 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:57:15 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24180 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:57:42 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24181 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 3/26/2024 10:58:04 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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