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11/13/2016 9:56:44 PM EDT
11/13/2016 9:57:54 PM EDT
[#1]
Geronimo
11/13/2016 9:59:28 PM EDT
[#2]
"Fuck!"
11/13/2016 9:59:36 PM EDT
[#3]
"Trump won? I'M OUT DIS BITCH!"
11/13/2016 10:03:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Smashy
11/13/2016 10:03:07 PM EDT
[#5]

"I knew I should have sprung for the seat belt option."

11/13/2016 10:04:07 PM EDT
[#6]
"Arfcom said to eject!"
11/13/2016 10:04:56 PM EDT
[#7]
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"I knew I should have sprung for the seat belt option."

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Ironically, that car looks like a Volvo Amazon - the FIRST car that had three-point safety belts as standard equipment.

Of course I could be wrong, and it might be a completely different car.  
11/13/2016 10:06:01 PM EDT
[#8]
It's a bird, it's a plane, I'm fucked
11/13/2016 10:06:12 PM EDT
[#9]
"Told you there was a gremlin on the side of the car."
11/13/2016 10:08:26 PM EDT
[#10]
And here we see Superman arrive in the nick of time to save a family who've lost control of their car and would otherwise have faced an untimely death.
11/13/2016 10:08:40 PM EDT
[#11]
looks like a '53 chevy to me

"i can see my house from here"
11/13/2016 10:10:52 PM EDT
[#12]



BUKKAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE    !
11/13/2016 10:11:30 PM EDT
[#13]
Bottoms up!
11/13/2016 10:13:41 PM EDT
[#14]
Your right honey , woman are amazing drivers .
11/13/2016 10:15:42 PM EDT
[#15]
You know, maybe I shouldnt have run from the police...................
11/13/2016 10:16:41 PM EDT
[#16]
BEEEEEEEEEEEES
11/13/2016 10:17:16 PM EDT
[#17]
isnt he better off being ejected ?

then slamming into a metal  dashboard ?
11/13/2016 10:25:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Up and down the city road
In and out of the eagle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
11/13/2016 10:26:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Don't drink and fly
11/13/2016 10:27:34 PM EDT
[#20]
FBHO
11/13/2016 10:28:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Out!
11/13/2016 10:29:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
11/13/2016 10:29:46 PM EDT
[#23]
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looks like a '53 chevy to me
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The more I look at it, the less I think it's a Volvo after all.  
11/13/2016 10:29:48 PM EDT
[#24]


"You know what guys? This would probably work even better if we used a plane instead!"

11/13/2016 10:30:54 PM EDT
[#25]
I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky
11/13/2016 10:31:21 PM EDT
[#26]
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The more I look at it, the less I think it's a Volvo after all.  
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looks like a '53 chevy to me


The more I look at it, the less I think it's a Volvo after all.  



When all you have is a hammer, everything around you looks like a nail.
When you're European, everything around you looks like a Volvo.



11/13/2016 11:36:45 PM EDT
[#27]
Just'a good ol' boys . . .
11/13/2016 11:38:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Dead Man Flying
11/13/2016 11:40:39 PM EDT
[#29]
I REGRET NOTHIIIII...........
11/13/2016 11:42:05 PM EDT
[#30]
I must go to my people.
11/13/2016 11:47:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Hold my beer and watch this
11/13/2016 11:55:02 PM EDT
[#32]
"Crap, I should've gotten one of those weird Eurofag Volvos"  

11/13/2016 11:58:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Not yet Mary Jo!
11/13/2016 11:59:28 PM EDT
[#34]
"Trump will drop out any dayyyyyyy!"
11/14/2016 12:01:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Damn you Hertz!  I said I wanted a Convertible and not a Hard Top!

11/14/2016 12:04:29 AM EDT
[#36]
Looks like a sheriff's car.
11/14/2016 12:07:50 AM EDT
[#37]
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And here we see Superman arrive in the nick of time to save a family who've lost control of their car and would otherwise have faced an untimely death.
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GMTA  

ETA:  Always eager for a traveling companion, Bob's attempt to pick up a hitchhiker goes seriously awry due to his enthusiastic response to seeing someone on the side of the road.
11/14/2016 12:12:00 AM EDT
[#38]



"Hang on Mary Jo!"
 
11/14/2016 12:12:34 AM EDT
[#39]



"EJECT!!! EJECT!!! EJECT!!!"

Oh... Wait, wrong thread...
11/14/2016 12:14:43 AM EDT
[#40]
Hero saves car full of orphans.
"It was then that I knew I had to tackle the runaway car and save the kids inside".
11/14/2016 12:15:03 AM EDT
[#41]
Oh great, first ejected from a car and now going to be eaten by a cloud shark.
11/14/2016 12:17:49 AM EDT
[#42]

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looks like a '53 chevy to me



"i can see my house from here"

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The angle is not good for making an I.D., but I don't think it's a '53 Chevy.  '53 Chevy's have a very large hood that bulges prominatly to the front.  The car in the pic has the headlight bulges above the hood that slopes down in the front. A '53 has a hood that is above the headlignt bulges.



 
11/14/2016 12:20:58 AM EDT
[#43]

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The more I look at it, the less I think it's a Volvo after all.  
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looks like a '53 chevy to me





The more I look at it, the less I think it's a Volvo after all.  
I really think it's way too wide to be anything made by Volvo.  I don't think it's a 53' chevy either.



 
11/14/2016 12:25:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Fuck it, I'm Foing.
11/14/2016 12:26:22 AM EDT
[#45]
"I should have watched Predator one more time"
11/14/2016 12:42:21 AM EDT
[#46]
Leroy Jenkins???

Nobody???
11/14/2016 12:55:27 AM EDT
[#47]
"Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!"
11/14/2016 12:56:33 AM EDT
[#48]

Up, up and away
With no beautiful balloon.
11/14/2016 12:59:08 AM EDT
[#49]
instead of the "In" post's, this would be the "OUT" option. Like a thread eject.
11/14/2016 1:51:02 AM EDT
[#50]
why assume the guy was ever in the car?

"I always stay in my lane, except when i see a Hillary supporter hitchhiking"
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