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10/31/2016 7:32:55 AM EDT
Read about this new chick Prince Harry is dating. Her name is Meghan Markle. At first you're like........then you keep scrolling down........then you're all like

10/31/2016 7:39:31 AM EDT
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WTF She got finga Toez
10/31/2016 7:40:14 AM EDT
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Yeah, she's pretty. Need boobs and toe surgery
10/31/2016 7:42:18 AM EDT
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this is the interweb. someone, somewhere is furiously fapping to those feet regardless.
10/31/2016 7:43:20 AM EDT
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Meh.  You'd think Prince Harry could do better.  She must be wealthy, well connected, good cook, or something.
10/31/2016 7:45:47 AM EDT
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Read about this new chick Prince Harry is dating. Her name is Meghan Markle. At first you're like........then you keep scrolling down........then you're all like

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meh.....
10/31/2016 7:50:20 AM EDT
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Meh.  You'd think Prince Harry could do better.  She must be wealthy, well connected, good cook, or something.
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He's probably just fucking her.  She's 35, over the hill for marriage material.
10/31/2016 7:52:51 AM EDT
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As long as the feet aren't a mangled up mess of fungus who cares what they look like. It's not like you see them all the time.
10/31/2016 7:55:26 AM EDT
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+1

I don't get the foot obsession.
10/31/2016 7:56:42 AM EDT
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But you know they're there - waiting to pounce..
10/31/2016 7:56:46 AM EDT
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She could probably hang upside down from a branch and sleep like a possum.
10/31/2016 7:57:00 AM EDT
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You can see the damage that "sexy shoes" have done to those toes.  OUCH.
10/31/2016 8:08:14 AM EDT
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There's a website called wikifeet?  WTF




10/31/2016 8:25:57 AM EDT
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I bet she could suck-start a leaf blower.  If I had turned down every girl that has some kind of little imperfection, I'd still be a virgin.
10/31/2016 8:29:52 AM EDT
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Why the fuck do women wear shoes that mangle their feet ??
10/31/2016 8:32:46 AM EDT
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I'm going to have to echo this. Pics.wikifeet.com??? Nope.  
10/31/2016 8:38:09 AM EDT
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Because they usually make their legs and ass look better for us!
10/31/2016 8:48:37 AM EDT
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This is not an uncommon thing, I've always known it as Morton'e Toe;



10/31/2016 8:50:24 AM EDT
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He could do waaaay better.

10/31/2016 9:00:33 AM EDT
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This is not an uncommon thing, I've always known it as Morton'e Toe;


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I have always known it as monkey feet.
10/31/2016 9:03:21 AM EDT
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Mike's gonna be pissed.
10/31/2016 9:06:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Bet she gives a hell of a footjob.
10/31/2016 9:12:34 AM EDT
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I'm still on team Donna, but Markle ain't bad.
10/31/2016 9:17:48 AM EDT
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I don't get the foot obsession.
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.
10/31/2016 9:21:49 AM EDT
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If only Milkman were around to see this.



10/31/2016 9:25:44 AM EDT
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This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?
10/31/2016 9:29:56 AM EDT
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+1

I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?


Yea...what the christ. You guys just never lounge with your SO and have her put your feet up on your legs or anything? They never ask for a foot rub? If she put hose ham hocks on my lap I'd scream like a school girl. Those feet are nightmare shit.
10/31/2016 9:30:57 AM EDT
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?

I do all the time, but I don't pay attention or care what they look like. They're just feet. There is nothing attractive about feet.
10/31/2016 9:34:13 AM EDT
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It says something that that's what some of you guys notice when you look at that pic.
10/31/2016 9:36:07 AM EDT
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?


I love rubbing my wife's feet.

I'm not sure I even know what they look like, though.

I'm usually watching her face.


10/31/2016 9:37:14 AM EDT
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Those talons are definitely a deal breaker.

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10/31/2016 9:39:49 AM EDT
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I do all the time, but I don't pay attention or care what they look like. They're just feet. There is nothing attractive about feet.
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This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?

I do all the time, but I don't pay attention or care what they look like. They're just feet. There is nothing attractive about feet.


How do you not notice? She's your fiancée. Isn't every little part special and sweet to you? You haven't memorized her body? Do you actually prefer her above all women or is this a marriage of convenience?
10/31/2016 9:40:47 AM EDT
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I love rubbing my wife's feet.

I'm not sure I even know what they look like, though.

I'm usually watching her face.


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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?


I love rubbing my wife's feet.

I'm not sure I even know what they look like, though.

I'm usually watching her face.




How can you not commit her whole body to memory? It seems crazy to me.
10/31/2016 9:56:18 AM EDT
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?

That's what I'm talkin' about! My last gf had the sexiest feet ever. Dang I miss those little feet!
10/31/2016 10:21:24 AM EDT
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Yea...what the christ. You guys just never lounge with your SO and have her put your feet up on your legs or anything? They never ask for a foot rub? If she put hose ham hocks on my lap I'd scream like a school girl. Those feet are nightmare shit.
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I don't get the foot obsession.

This. I couldn't even tell you what my Fiancée's feet look like because it doesn't matter. Some people on this site are just plain weird about feet.


If a man doesn't rub feet, what good is he?


Yea...what the christ. You guys just never lounge with your SO and have her put your feet up on your legs or anything? They never ask for a foot rub? If she put hose ham hocks on my lap I'd scream like a school girl. Those feet are nightmare shit.


OK, I LOL'ed.  

Thank god I've grown to tolerate women's feet.  Used to think feet were gross.  Probably all the damn foot fetish dudes like Milkman.

My wife has started doing that now that she's on her feet all day.  If she did that years ago I probably would have jumped off the couch.
10/31/2016 10:49:04 AM EDT
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I have a foot thing... Sort of like, keep your feet the fuck away from me.   Especially nasty feet, but really any feet. I deal with my feet, you deal with your own feet. I don't want my feet rubbed or touched in any manner. Obviously, I've never had a pedicure.  

All that being said, she might be a very nice girl. Regardless of age, feet or social strata. If they are a thing, she's a lucky lady. He's the one that turned out to be the little hottie in the family. Probably due to being unrelated to Charles...
10/31/2016 11:05:17 AM EDT
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I was going to post about him missing this thread.
10/31/2016 11:07:45 AM EDT
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Milkman thread.
10/31/2016 11:21:09 AM EDT
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Could be worse.
Otoh im set for halloween
10/31/2016 11:23:41 AM EDT
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Yep.



On the other hand, I'll bet she can get a up a tree really fast.



 
10/31/2016 11:28:50 AM EDT
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She has ugly feet.

Where is milkman?
10/31/2016 11:38:28 AM EDT
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As messed up as my feet are, I am in no position to criticize hers.  I used to run a lot, and kick a heavy bag for jujutsu.  Turns out, both arches were broken, and each foot had 4-5 other broken bones that never got set.  10 foot surgeries later, mine look like they came from two different monsters.

The old adage is true...you can always spot an old judo player because all their toes point in different directions (from getting caught in the mats and broken).  Ask me how I know...
10/31/2016 11:40:45 AM EDT
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Fugly toes.
WTF happened to her right arm? That looks to be a hell of a scar.
10/31/2016 3:05:43 PM EDT
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Looks like a severe fracture that required plates and screws.


10/31/2016 7:41:11 PM EDT
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Jenny!

10/31/2016 7:43:47 PM EDT
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I don't get the foot obsession.
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I don't get the foot obsession.


It's less about the foot specifically and more about the essence of a woman, and femininity.
10/31/2016 7:49:23 PM EDT
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A lot more good than a wife who doesn't even fix him a sammich .
10/31/2016 7:50:29 PM EDT
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[\squeek\] FINGA TOES!!![\squeek\]
10/31/2016 7:52:18 PM EDT
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this is the interweb. someone, somewhere is furiously fapping to those feet regardless.
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If only Milkman were around to see this.

10/31/2016 7:55:08 PM EDT
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I have monkey toes.

They're handy.  

I passed them on to my son, but he didn't fully appreciate them until he saw me pick something up with them.  


10/31/2016 7:58:11 PM EDT
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I think she's flippin the bird with those toes.
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