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Posted: 6/21/2003 8:52:22 PM EDT
Anyone catch the Mad TV skit on women's defense? Three high society women were sitting around discussing a self-defense class. One of them was demonstrating moves with her son as the bad guy. He kept kicking the crap out of her. The last demonstration, she says, this move never fails ad pulls a revolver on the bad guy. He runs off and the women oohh and aah over the revolver. “Is that a Smith and Wesson?” “Actually it’s a Lady Smith.”
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 8:55:08 PM EDT
I don't know but I'll take it.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 8:59:17 PM EDT
Sadly, it doesn't make them any funnier, so I still won't watch them.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:01:16 PM EDT
? You gotta be kidding! MAD TV is funny as can be!!! different strokes, I guess....
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:29:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tate: different strokes....
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What you talking about Willis?
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:30:57 PM EDT
i love the Stuart skits [:D]
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:38:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tate: ? You gotta be kidding! MAD TV is funny as can be!!! different strokes, I guess....
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Did you ever see the stop motion animation skit they aired many years ago during the Christmas season where they had Santa and a bunch of elves running some mafia operation? Rudolph got all pissed off at the other reindeer for the usual reasons, so he enlisted the help of a few rogue elves and busted in on Santa's operation JBT style and took the lot of them down. That was probably one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:39:30 PM EDT
That sounds like a winner in my book! Maybe the whole show might not be pro, but that skit definitely was. I think pushing only hand to hand self defense is giving women false confidence that they can fight off an attacker. You know, show me a hand to hand fight where BOTH people aren't injured! You teach a woman to fight with bare hands, you better teach her to expect to get injured as well! Smart women realize that, and take the means to prevent that from happening into their own hands.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:08:25 PM EDT
Better then SNL anyday
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:10:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Demordrah: Did you ever see the stop motion animation skit they aired many years ago during the Christmas season where they had Santa and a bunch of elves running some mafia operation? Rudolph got all pissed off at the other reindeer for the usual reasons, so he enlisted the help of a few rogue elves and busted in on Santa's operation JBT style and took the lot of them down. That was probably one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
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Don't forget the pillsbury doughboy going on a rampage with an M16, or Pattington Bear the serial flasher.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 12:52:18 AM EDT
I like how they do spin-offs of music videos. The best one ever was when they did Nelly's "its getting hot in here so take off all your clothes" and it was a catholic priest singing it and he had guys dancing all around him. BTW Im not gay but it was damm funny.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 2:36:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Originally Posted By Tate: different strokes....
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What you talking about Willis?
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Way back when, Kimberly needed my love! [naughty] Now Mo Collins and Debra Wilson on MAD TV need my love!!! [naughty]
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 2:59:00 AM EDT
The claymations are absolutely hilarious!!! The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man 1950's high school sex ed film the list goes on.... [:D]
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 3:07:13 AM EDT
1950's "rock and roll is evil" brought to you by Lucky Smokes was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! All the kids puffing away right in front of the family but getting in trouble for listening to doo wop.
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 3:19:07 AM EDT
I loved "Davey, and Son of Goliath". It looked exactly like the old Davey and Goliath claymation, voices and all, but Goliath would intstantly appear when Davey would see women laughing, and hand Davey a Gun, telling him "They're laughing at you, Davey- you know what to do." And Davey would nod and kill them. That said, I'm one of those people who just don't find Mad TV funny too often.
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