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10/23/2016 5:56:30 PM EDT
"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

Come on GD, don't let me down!
10/23/2016 5:57:01 PM EDT
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You're supposed to say "My mother" or "My wife"
10/23/2016 5:57:08 PM EDT
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Sully Sullenberger
10/23/2016 5:58:07 PM EDT
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Topless attendant from a FLA Hot Chocolate stand
10/23/2016 6:00:48 PM EDT
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Lootie
10/23/2016 6:00:56 PM EDT
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After reading your other answers, I hope this new job doesn't require thinking outside the box
10/23/2016 6:02:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Are you the new captain rob of GD?
10/23/2016 6:03:19 PM EDT
[#7]
No one, I want both armrests and all 3 tray tables.
10/23/2016 6:03:28 PM EDT
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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

Come on GD, don't let me down!
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You do know that Morgan Freeman in the actor is not the man.  He has a reputation as being a normal dude with normal events in his life.  He damn near lost his arm in a questionable accident with a woman who went back and forth as his mistress and not his mistress etc.  He is nothing special, just a man with a life like many of us.  

10/23/2016 6:04:16 PM EDT
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nah, he needs to be up front.
10/23/2016 6:05:27 PM EDT
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You do know that Morgan Freeman in the actor is not the man.  He has a reputation as being a normal dude with normal events in his life.  He damn near lost his arm in a questionable accident with a woman who went back and forth as his mistress and not his mistress etc.  He is nothing special, just a man with a life like many of us.  

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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

Come on GD, don't let me down!



You do know that Morgan Freeman in the actor is not the man.  He has a reputation as being a normal dude with normal events in his life.  He damn near lost his arm in a questionable accident with a woman who went back and forth as his mistress and not his mistress etc.  He is nothing special, just a man with a life like many of us.  


RIF

"In his industry"
10/23/2016 6:05:46 PM EDT
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I want to sit in an empty row so I can move the armrests up and lay down.  I also yearn to one day apply for a job where they don't ask me retarded fucking questions that have jack shit to do with the position.  Failing that, I guess I'd like to sit next to the stupid motherfucker who first thought of putting these asinine questions into every fucking interview so I could tell him what a dumb son of a bitch he is.
10/23/2016 6:07:57 PM EDT
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A naked and super horny kate beckinsale
10/23/2016 6:08:35 PM EDT
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An emotional support honey badger would be pretty high on my list. Richard Reid would not.
10/23/2016 6:09:50 PM EDT
[#14]
I want no one sitting next to me.  I want to smell my own farts, no one else's.
10/23/2016 6:10:55 PM EDT
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Nicholas Cage.
10/23/2016 6:11:36 PM EDT
[#16]
Morgan Freeman That piece of trash had an affair with his own granddaughter before she mysteriously died
10/23/2016 6:13:18 PM EDT
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I think Jim Norton got that opportunity and guess how that turned out.
10/23/2016 6:16:13 PM EDT
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Anyone under 200 lbs who showers regularly 'cause I'm not going to talk to them anyway.

10/23/2016 6:17:47 PM EDT
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Oh, so no one else gets to benefit from the largesse of your butt secrets? Typical.
10/23/2016 6:19:58 PM EDT
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Winner.

For 14 hours, I just want to watch all the new movie releases and drool everywhere as I sleep.
10/23/2016 6:26:21 PM EDT
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Winner.

For 14 hours, I just want to watch all the new movie releases and drool everywhere as I sleep.
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Winner.

For 14 hours, I just want to watch all the new movie releases and drool everywhere as I sleep.

On one international flight i had an entire row of 4 seats to myself. Laptop on the tray in front of me, airplane track on the left, booze on the table on the right.
10/23/2016 6:29:03 PM EDT
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Kate Hudson

You don't need a why.
10/23/2016 6:30:19 PM EDT
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The correct answer would have been....

"The god damned co-pilot!!!!! I am fucking this cat!"
10/23/2016 6:30:21 PM EDT
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And a blanket.

10/23/2016 6:31:30 PM EDT
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Nope.
10/23/2016 6:32:33 PM EDT
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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

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Plus he could put you to sleep nicely.
10/23/2016 6:34:43 PM EDT
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You do know that Morgan Freeman in the actor is not the man.  He has a reputation as being a normal dude with normal events in his life.  He damn near lost his arm in a questionable accident with a woman who went back and forth as his mistress and not his mistress etc.  He is nothing special, just a man with a life like many of us.  

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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

Come on GD, don't let me down!



You do know that Morgan Freeman in the actor is not the man.  He has a reputation as being a normal dude with normal events in his life.  He damn near lost his arm in a questionable accident with a woman who went back and forth as his mistress and not his mistress etc.  He is nothing special, just a man with a life like many of us.  


Exactly. Not a Hollywood prima-donna who is full of himself. Just a regular guy with a lot of interesting life experiences.
10/23/2016 6:36:36 PM EDT
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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"



My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.



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I hope that was not a real interview question.





 
10/23/2016 6:37:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Jenna H.
10/23/2016 6:39:10 PM EDT
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I hope that was not a real interview question.

 
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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"

My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.

Come on GD, don't let me down!


I hope that was not a real interview question.

 

On my sister's honor it was. Like I said, these were WTF? questions.
10/23/2016 6:41:13 PM EDT
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This.  Also, no one that asks silly questions.
10/23/2016 6:41:43 PM EDT
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Someone from Kentucky bashing incest?
10/23/2016 6:42:23 PM EDT
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And a blanket.

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And a blanket.




I bet you have done this before
10/23/2016 6:43:44 PM EDT
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Here's a book for you, OP.




10/23/2016 6:44:54 PM EDT
[#35]
Batman.

I want fucking Batman to sit next to me and I want him to beat the shit out of any Muslims on the airplane.

When do I start?
10/23/2016 6:47:30 PM EDT
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"You are on an international flight, who do you want sitting next to you and why?"



My answer: Morgan Freeman. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to. I think I could learn some valuable lessons from his many and varied experiences in his industry, if he was willing to share some of his wisdom. I would also respect his privacy if he did not wish to be bothered, since I assume celebrities as well known as him rarely get any privacy while traveling.



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Somebody who buys us drinks for the first 2 hours, then falls alseep leaning away from me.  



 
10/23/2016 6:49:13 PM EDT
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Department of State Diplomatic Courier. Keeps his mouth shut, he won't drink too much and will be constantly watching our six.
10/23/2016 6:54:34 PM EDT
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Hiring conference in Dallas, by any chance?
10/23/2016 6:55:18 PM EDT
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A question we used to ask in the middle of an interview (IT support desk position): "You're sitting at home, and you see a Zombie shamble by the window.  What do you do?"  We wanted to see how you handle something totally unexpected, and how well thought out your answer would be, thinking on the fly.  Got some interesting responses to be sure.  The worst one was "Um, I have nun-chucks under the bed, I'd use those."  He had to think a good 15 seconds before he uttered that.
10/23/2016 7:02:46 PM EDT
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Madonna. Let's just get to the blowjobs.
10/23/2016 7:06:46 PM EDT
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an empty seat so I have some quiet and more space
10/23/2016 7:08:06 PM EDT
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Some Nam stories and some flying stories. Some Slaying bitches stories.
10/23/2016 7:09:52 PM EDT
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A coworker who agrees Batman beats Flash everytime.

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10/23/2016 7:13:20 PM EDT
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Not blood related,still creepy though

 
10/23/2016 7:24:17 PM EDT
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Alice Eve
10/23/2016 7:25:15 PM EDT
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I can tell this guy travels regularly.
10/23/2016 7:25:58 PM EDT
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On one international flight i had an entire row of 4 seats to myself. Laptop on the tray in front of me, airplane track on the left, booze on the table on the right.
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Winner.

For 14 hours, I just want to watch all the new movie releases and drool everywhere as I sleep.

On one international flight i had an entire row of 4 seats to myself. Laptop on the tray in front of me, airplane track on the left, booze on the table on the right.


Or just lie across all four seats so you can get some sleep.
10/23/2016 7:26:42 PM EDT
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I would pick Mike Rowe. Interesting guy and I bet he has a lot of good stories.
10/23/2016 7:27:33 PM EDT
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I want to sit in the emergency exit row next to Hillary. How's that door open again?
10/23/2016 7:29:55 PM EDT
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I'd be asking why the hell am I on a plane, and why the hell am I going to another country?  Those are two things this guy just don't do....
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