[ARCHIVED THREAD] - First Date After Divorce (Page 1 of 2)
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Quoted: "Treat her like a queen, fuck her like a whore." comes to mind. Quoted: Quoted: Wish me luck] "Treat her like a queen, fuck her like a whore." comes to mind. |
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Yeah. Nothing says classy like popping open a bottle of wine made from grapes grown across the street from mount Rumpke Taste it before you bash it. Surprisingly good stuff. Though the after tone of methane gas and burning tire does take a little getting used to.... |
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Quoted: The wife got the puppy in the divorce. Though I know where I can find some deer. Do they like Peanut Butter? Quoted: Quoted: You're supposed to get a puppy and a jar of peanut butter.  The wife got the puppy in the divorce. Though I know where I can find some deer. Do they like Peanut Butter? They actually do, I don't know if I would trust a deer that much though.... They tend to nibble on things, and can get pretty rough. |
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Find me on Tinder and maybe I can send you some if you're an attractive female between 18-30.  Quoted:
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Good luck OP and pics or it didn't happen!  You might rethink that Find me on Tinder and maybe I can send you some if you're an attractive female between 18-30. If you're resorting to a fleshlight, I think all you need to worry about is whether it has a pulse. |
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Shit dude, my wife bought me one. I found it in my suitcase the last time I went out of town. I love my wife. 
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Not sure how anyone could maintain any sort of self-esteem knowing that they owned such a device. Shit dude, my wife bought me one. I found it in my suitcase the last time I went out of town. I love my wife.
Kudos to you and your wonderful wife. May you live a long and happy life together! 
That's fucking awesome!!!!!! |
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It's gotta be better than the dead fish I've been having sex with for years. Quoted:
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They actually do, I don't know if I would trust a deer that much though.... They tend to nibble on things, and can get pretty rough. It's gotta be better than the dead fish I've been having sex with for years. You got to have sex with her? I think my ex had a magic 8-ball full of excuses on why it couldn't happen. |
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Shit dude, my wife bought me one. I found it in my suitcase the last time I went out of town. I love my wife.
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Not sure how anyone could maintain any sort of self-esteem knowing that they owned such a device. Shit dude, my wife bought me one. I found it in my suitcase the last time I went out of town. I love my wife.
My wife would never think of doing something like that. Not because I would get upset, because she just doesn't think like that sadly...... |