[ARCHIVED THREAD] - IUD fun (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/3/2016 7:40:09 AM EDT
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So my wife has an appointment this morning for a iud... an appointment that we have been waiting for 4 months for....she's 4 days late. After 3 home pregnancy tests that are all negative the dumb nurse told her to go to the waiting room and pee if she has to.
I told her to wait to pee incase they have to do a test....she as usual doesn't listen and goes take a piss.... moron nurse comes out and asks if she posed in a cup for another test.  she is now setting beside me downing water.
Wonder how much longer it's gonna take to get another spot. |
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I wanted to ask soon badly... there's a stack of speculum in the bathroom nib...think they will notice one missing? Quoted:
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You gonna take the tools out of the doctors hands and do it yourself to save a few bucks? I wanted to ask soon badly... there's a stack of speculum in the bathroom nib...think they will notice one missing? They won't, trust me. |
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You win the Internet for the day.  
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You win the Internet for the day. Quoted:
You win the Internet for the day.   
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i was going to post something similar... its a very strange feeling  Quoted:
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You're going to be able to feel the very end of the string, and it's going to distract the shit out of you. Better off getting cut. i was going to post something similar... its a very strange feeling Doc trimmed my wife's string twice. On the second trimming, I came with her. Doc looked at me, then looked at my crotch 
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The copper based one doesn't mess with the hormones much and the strings will not be felt after a few months. Beware if you're packing enough to bump the cervix you'll have issues with it moving and causing pain and bleeding. Except some have their hormones go completely insane due to copper toxicity or some such shit. Ask me how I know
Sex drive sky rocketed when that thing came out. It was also a relief to not have my dick stabbed. |
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Quoted: i was going to post something similar... its a very strange feeling Quoted: Quoted: You're going to be able to feel the very end of the string, and it's going to distract the shit out of you. Better off getting cut. i was going to post something similar... its a very strange feeling |
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Quoted: Except some have their hormones go completely insane due to copper toxicity or some such shit. Ask me how I know Sex drive sky rocketed when that thing came out. It was also a relief to not have my dick stabbed. Quoted: Quoted: The copper based one doesn't mess with the hormones much and the strings will not be felt after a few months. Beware if you're packing enough to bump the cervix you'll have issues with it moving and causing pain and bleeding. Except some have their hormones go completely insane due to copper toxicity or some such shit. Ask me how I know Sex drive sky rocketed when that thing came out. It was also a relief to not have my dick stabbed. The nice thing is that unlike hormonal birth control when you pull a copper IUD, you get pretty much right back to baseline. There's a really nasty business where women with certain genetic variations in androgen receptor will have continued side effects for years after being on OCP birth control. The string thing is annoying, but livable compared to condoms, especially once they trim it back, and it softens a bit over time (~6months). |
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I'm going to need you to move to the left and retake that picture. |
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I'm going to need you to move to the left and retake that picture. Quoted:
I'm going to need you to move to the left and retake that picture. These should hold you over. 
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I wanted to ask soon badly... there's a stack of speculum in the bathroom nib...think they will notice one missing? Quoted:
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You gonna take the tools out of the doctors hands and do it yourself to save a few bucks? I wanted to ask soon badly... there's a stack of speculum in the bathroom nib...think they will notice one missing? Just go on Amazon. Everything the amateur gynecologist needs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Just go on Amazon. Everything the amateur gynecologist needs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quoted:
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You gonna take the tools out of the doctors hands and do it yourself to save a few bucks? I wanted to ask soon badly... there's a stack of speculum in the bathroom nib...think they will notice one missing? Just go on Amazon. Everything the amateur gynecologist needs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Except for an adventurous spouse. 
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