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6/12/2003 5:36:58 PM EDT
I say bubble all the way!
6/12/2003 5:45:46 PM EDT
[#1]
[Girl]
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f***
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
6/12/2003 6:42:03 PM EDT
[#2]
In between....  I want to see the thong between the checks!  Not hidden, not flattened
6/12/2003 6:43:28 PM EDT
[#3]
A gal has got to have a pretty face, a pleasing personality and inteligence for me. So for me I guess eyes are more important than her butt but respectable boobies are required! [:)]
6/12/2003 8:35:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Its looking like most agree with me[:D]
6/12/2003 10:07:19 PM EDT
[#5]
LOL - Sir Mix A Lot - hav'ta agree. [:D]

Likes women with nice "accessories" and he's progun.

6/12/2003 10:35:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Should have been able to check multiples... you use the hads to check out the butt while you're looking in their eyes..... so easy (BTW, beautiful eyes are very interesting, but you tend to freak alot of women out by staring at their eyes. They understand staring at breasts or butt, but for some reason are weirded out when you stare at their eyes...at least the strange ones I have met.)
6/12/2003 10:35:32 PM EDT
[#7]
"Get that FatAss outta my face"  

---me

(5 min before end of last relationship)
6/12/2003 11:36:50 PM EDT
[#8]
It depends - how big is big?

I saw a woman the other day - her butt was literally twice as wide as the rest of her.  No thanks.

How flat?  Seen some that appear to have no butt at all.  No thanks.



6/13/2003 2:30:01 AM EDT
[#9]
Bubble.
6/13/2003 2:54:42 AM EDT
[#10]
The home boyz call it [url=http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~tst/images/big_ass.jpg]"Junk in the Trunk"[/url]

[:P]

6/13/2003 3:59:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Mmmmmmmm....bubbles!!!

[sex]
6/13/2003 4:01:57 AM EDT
[#12]
Thought this would be about the shape of the universe.  [:D]
6/13/2003 4:08:07 AM EDT
[#13]
Never met a woman with a flat tush that I could stand for long.  Gotta have some curve out back for my tastes.  [;)]

6/13/2003 4:26:43 AM EDT
[#14]
Bubble.
6/13/2003 9:23:07 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
The home boyz call it [url=http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~tst/images/big_ass.jpg]"Junk in the Trunk"[/url]

[:P]

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mm mmm mmmm![naughty][sex][naughty]its so hard being a man
6/13/2003 9:44:07 AM EDT
[#16]
I don't like them totaly flat, but I don't like much there either.
6/13/2003 9:55:24 AM EDT
[#17]
Round is good.
6/13/2003 10:38:27 AM EDT
[#18]
[b]Wider is better[/b] - Pontiac
6/13/2003 10:55:55 AM EDT
[#19]
you forgot tight...but not too tight.  with the little crease along the bottom.
6/13/2003 10:57:37 AM EDT
[#20]
I've gotta have me an upside down heartshaped butt on my woman.  Yep.  And not too damn big, either.

[:D]
Alex
6/13/2003 11:05:38 AM EDT
[#21]
I like a nice, firm double handful of fun, hips to get ahold of, something solid and not easily knocked off the bed, not a 13 year old boy but a woman.


Mmmmmmmmmm.............. (_(_) [spank]
6/13/2003 11:41:42 AM EDT
[#22]
"i'll give you trouble, trouble, trouble on my pop-o-matic [b]bubble[/b]."