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Posted: 9/15/2016 10:28:45 PM EDT

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Fuckin tacos tearing my stomach up.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:31:22 PM EDT

[#2]

Cunt

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:31:49 PM EDT

[#3]

That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:32:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/15/2016 10:32:16 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:33:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Pull my finger, who knows what will pop out?

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:33:50 PM EDT

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+1

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:34:24 PM EDT

[#8]

I'm not dead yet, you pathetic deplorables.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:34:33 PM EDT

[#9]

I fooled everyone with pneumonia bullshit!

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:35:17 PM EDT

[#10]

"Julian is dead you say? NICE!"

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:36:47 PM EDT

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And he is one big fat fuck.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:37:21 PM EDT

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That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

And he is one big fat fuck.

Looks like all the fuck ups are on her detail

I guess it's true that punishment in the USSS is being assigned to Hitlery

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:38:10 PM EDT

[#13]

She looks like someone's drunk grandma after a family picnic and dustup.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:39:17 PM EDT

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That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

And he is one big fat fuck.

There's a lot more under that jacket than just 'big fat fuck'.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:40:22 PM EDT

[#15]

Will Give
Head

For Ride

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:41:13 PM EDT

[#16]

When did Jonah Hill get his head shaved and USSS credentials?

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:41:31 PM EDT

[#17]

"I hope Hilldawg doesn't see me dropping this deuce on her airplane steps..."

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:41:33 PM EDT

[#18]

Just leaving the morticians after getting my makeup done.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:41:34 PM EDT

[#19]

That shot worked Dr choc. Thanks.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:43:25 PM EDT

[#20]

"UP YOURS AMERICA!"

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:44:00 PM EDT

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That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

And he is one big fat fuck.

There's a lot more under that jacket than just 'big fat fuck'.

Kevlar and more fat?

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:44:01 PM EDT

[#22]

When taxidermy goes wrong.

Posted: 9/15/2016 10:45:10 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/15/2016 10:53:40 PM EDT

[#24]

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That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

And he is one big fat fuck.

I can hear the guy who assigns details

"Who are the biggest fuckups we have? OK they are in Hillary's detail!"

Posted: 9/15/2016 11:50:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Mothers little helper!

Posted: 9/15/2016 11:54:03 PM EDT

[#26]

"I'm gonna lose in a landslide."

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:00:16 AM EDT

[#27]

"I hope someone takes a shot at her and hits me in the face....I hate my life..."

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:01:53 AM EDT

[#28]

When you lowkey give your bf the clap but he don't know it yet

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:03:46 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:06:13 AM EDT

[#30]

"I'm about to shove my thumb up this guys ass"-Beast

"Fuck me..."-Guy

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:08:03 AM EDT

[#31]

I'm still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that does look like vacuum cleaner bag that she is wearing. FHRC

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:16:50 AM EDT

[#32]

Her pics over the years

The scary thing, she was pretty cute back in the 1970's.
Somewhere along the way turning into the above fossil. It's like somewhere along the way she was possessed by a demon or something.

It's a mystery why the democraps cannot find someone half her age instead of pushing this dinosaur and a pretty sick dinosaur at that.

I think if they nominated that Huma character, she would win by a landslide. Especially if she was gay.

Posted: 9/16/2016 12:17:53 AM EDT

[#33]

"I look fucking AWESOME in herculon!

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:15:37 AM EDT

[#34]

The things one does for five million

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:50:22 AM EDT

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lol

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:55:16 AM EDT

[#36]

If you're gonna dress like a sofa, at least pick a decent sofa

This wasn't a caption, she's dressed like a sofa

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:58:03 AM EDT

[#37]

If I win, this will be the smallest thing that fucks the USA.

Fucking cunt. Can I call her a fucking cunt her? If I can't, I won't call her a fucking cunt, even though she is one.

Posted: 9/16/2016 4:00:11 AM EDT

[#38]

"Man I hope someone else gets to carry her up the stairs today. Put your damn thumb down hag. Fuck this job. I don't need this shit. Fucking thumbs up . . . . . . eat shit."

Posted: 9/16/2016 4:27:56 AM EDT

[#39]

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Posted: 9/16/2016 4:31:17 AM EDT

[#40]

Whose turn is it to clean her piss and vomit from the Handivan today?

Fuck, it's me.

Posted: 9/16/2016 5:19:42 AM EDT

[#41]

"These hospital robes are so comfy! I think I'm going to start wearing them everywhere!!"

Posted: 9/16/2016 5:43:24 AM EDT

[#42]

"You too can make your own clothes from old Chevy pickup seatcovers!"

Posted: 9/16/2016 6:01:22 AM EDT

[#43]

Reporter: Hillary, is your Depends super absorbent?

Posted: 9/16/2016 6:02:05 AM EDT

[#44]

My prostate is OK.

Posted: 9/16/2016 6:09:53 AM EDT

[#45]

That lie worked. On to the next one.

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:02:04 PM EDT

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Potato!!!

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:03:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/16/2016 3:25:07 PM EDT

[#48]

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[#49]

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lol

Posted: 9/16/2016 3:28:46 PM EDT

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Kevlar and more fat?

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That USSS Agent looks like he's hoping someone fucks up worse than he did to get put on this punishment of an assignment.

And he is one big fat fuck.

There's a lot more under that jacket than just 'big fat fuck'.

Kevlar and more fat?

Bags of potato chips.

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