Help naming my future 3rd son > General Discussion

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:29:20 PM EDT

Suggestions?
Wife wants miles..too dorkish
Im leaning for Jefferson or Conway

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:30:11 PM EDT

[#1]

Charles Bronson

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:32:01 PM EDT

[#2]

Chuck Norris

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:32:18 PM EDT

[#3]

I vote Dillon but only because I'm reloading tonight.

ETA- actually kinda like Dalton.

I had girls

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:32:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Not bad...except hed be named after an uzbek (a$$holes, according to borat)

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:32:33 PM EDT

[#5]

Jedidiah

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:32:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Chalupa batman

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:34:37 PM EDT

[#7]

Rakgrund or Thangord the Great.

OR Grandald the Destroyer

may I suggest this name generator link

It works for naming Military Operations too; I used it when I worked for the DOD at Ft Belvior . Used the following: Operation Infernal Sunshine, Operation Spectral Mortal. How do you think they came up with names.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:36:12 PM EDT

[#8]

Captain awesomeness conswella banana hammock.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:36:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Kayleb, Dhyllon, or some other gay hipster name.

Or you could lay up and save the kid getting beat up and go with Andrew or Colin or Matt.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:38:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Spot.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:38:44 PM EDT

[#11]

Tannor Darq'aryn De'shawn Obama Jones Washington II.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:39:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Trey

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:44:59 PM EDT

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That or Charlie.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:48:12 PM EDT

[#14]

Arock?

A joke but damn dont do that

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:50:43 PM EDT

[#15]

Rastas, Jesus, or Samir, you want the kid to fit in in 20 years.

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:52:08 PM EDT

[#16]

Badselfeater

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:52:55 PM EDT

[#17]

Bob Dole

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:54:05 PM EDT

[#18]

Mister

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:56:25 PM EDT

[#19]

Nick Digger

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:58:21 PM EDT

[#20]

Otto
Wilhelm
Heinrich
Erwin
Frank

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:58:29 PM EDT

[#21]

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Wife wants miles..too dorkish
Im leaning for Jefferson or Conway

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Jeff will be shortened to Jeff, Conway will be Twitty. How 'bout Ramhard?

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:59:41 PM EDT

[#22]

Pepe

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:00:39 PM EDT

[#23]

Carchase Fistfight

or

3pete

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:02:17 PM EDT

[#24]

In light of his awesome post of his Land Cruiser earlier tonight, I vote that you should name your son GreenBastard.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:03:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Rainbow Dash

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:04:50 PM EDT

[#26]

Cranges McBasketball

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:10:03 PM EDT

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Is that where a giant magnifying glass is flown at focus altitude to burn people on the ground to death?

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:16:02 PM EDT

[#28]

Jordan, Colt, Steve are my contributions.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:20:13 PM EDT

[#29]

TRUMP

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:23:32 PM EDT

[#30]

There are several felons with my name so I wanted something less common for my son. We agreed on my grandfathers name, but the wife after time just couldn't get a feel for it. Eventually I went through the names of MOH recipients and we found one we loved.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:26:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Harambe

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:27:37 PM EDT

[#32]

Where did my tools go [insert last name here]

Colin

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:29:14 PM EDT

[#33]

Traditional new testament name.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:29:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Are you willing to rename the other 2?

Huey
Dewey
Louie

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:31:43 PM EDT

[#35]

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ETA- actually kinda like Dalton.

I had girls

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Posted: 9/13/2016 10:34:21 PM EDT

[#36]

Sonny McSonface

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:34:47 PM EDT

[#37]

Henry

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:35:43 PM EDT

[#38]

What is the initial of your last name?

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:36:20 PM EDT

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I vote Dillon but only because I'm reloading tonight.

ETA- actually kinda like Dalton.

I had girls

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Posted: 9/13/2016 10:36:46 PM EDT

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ETA- actually kinda like Dalton.

I had girls

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Our oldest son is Dalton. It's a fine name. And no, we didn't name him after the Roadhouse character.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:37:49 PM EDT

[#41]

If your a Christian, consider Job. Everyone skips him and he's a great guy.

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:39:44 PM EDT

[#42]

just name him Dammit.

Ah, Dammit, what did you do now?

Dammit, I got a call from the school today.

Dammit, why is your room a mess

Get in here and eat, Dammit.

Clean the table, Dammit.

See how easy that rolls off the tongue?

Posted: 9/13/2016 10:50:29 PM EDT

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