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9/12/2016 5:46:18 PM EDT
Yep, a cop problem. Fifty yards up the street, a cop. He leaves his vehicle outside, parked next to the road just to intimidate everyone. He has cop buddies over some times, intimidating everyone too. Real pricks, have the nerve to even smile and wave as we drive past. My wife will sometimes walk up and down the street with our 2.5 year old daughter, taking the dog for a walk. He's got some nerve, being friendly, letting my daughter sit in his "we oppress you" mobile, playing with the lights and sirens. How dare he tries to brainwash my kid into thinking cops are decent hardworking individuals who care and just want nothing more then to go home to their families after work. Yep, we've got a cop problem, and I for one am glad... Ok, how I do?
9/12/2016 5:50:03 PM EDT
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You should probably build a cross of donuts in his front yard and set it on fire so he knows he is not welcome.
9/12/2016 5:50:42 PM EDT
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9/12/2016 5:53:40 PM EDT
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Lol oh come on I've been here for 11 years.
9/12/2016 5:54:23 PM EDT
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You should kneel whenever the national anthem is played.  That will show him.


9/12/2016 5:54:40 PM EDT
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FPNI

Cursed nice friendly cops.  They are not suppose to do that.
9/12/2016 5:54:58 PM EDT
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9/12/2016 5:59:04 PM EDT
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Lol oh come on I've been here for 11 years.
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Lol oh come on I've been here for 11 years.


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9/12/2016 6:00:05 PM EDT
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I have the same problem; Hanging out like a regular guy, standing around with the other neighbors, letting his kids play with ours … Pffft…. The nerve of them.
9/12/2016 6:01:12 PM EDT
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Someone mated with it?

 
9/12/2016 6:02:03 PM EDT
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I had a cop neighbor once, he offered to let me borrow his weed eater once when mine shit the bed. Can you believe the nerve of some people?
9/12/2016 6:03:51 PM EDT
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I was over at a tenant's (a Sheriff's Deputy) home and had brought along my then middle school-aged son along so that he could learn how to change out a sprinkler head.

After a few minutes, I couldn't find my son anywhere.  I finished changing out the head and then found my son in my tenant's garage.  My son was holding his M-4 and my tenant was showing him room clearing techniques.

How am I supposed to compete with that with just a sprinkler head?


9/12/2016 6:05:13 PM EDT
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You should take a brown paper bag and fill it with donuts, then set it on his door step and ring the door and run. Then he will have sticky fingers!!! MUAHAHAHHA!
9/12/2016 6:06:44 PM EDT
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JK JK
9/12/2016 6:08:00 PM EDT
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Me too. My next door neighbor.
Of course, he's my Brother/ landlord, so I make allowances.
9/12/2016 6:09:07 PM EDT
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A giant lowercase "t" for "time to leave".
9/12/2016 6:12:39 PM EDT
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You mother fucking genius! I can't stop laughing.
9/12/2016 6:14:13 PM EDT
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In before someone calls the OP a "badge sniffer."
9/12/2016 6:15:35 PM EDT
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One of my neighbors works undercover, and his wife likes to brag and tell every fucking one that fact.
9/12/2016 6:19:12 PM EDT
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9/12/2016 6:20:35 PM EDT
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Wait, who's fucking everyone?
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Wait, who's fucking everyone?


No, no.

She just tells the fucking ones that.

She says nothing to the celibate.
9/12/2016 6:20:53 PM EDT
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Big Brother is watching you.  Neighborhood cops were a common feature when I was a child.  They kept the same beat and you got to know and trust them.  That's the way it should be (but supported by mobile units on cars or motorcycles).
9/12/2016 6:21:30 PM EDT
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LOL!!!
9/12/2016 6:22:32 PM EDT
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In all seriousness, there have been a lot of studies done that show that the communities with the most successful policing programs ARE the ones where the cops live in, and are integrated into, the community they serve.

The old school Irish cops in Boston were a textbook example of that.
9/12/2016 6:23:47 PM EDT
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What happened to don't bring the man into your life.
9/12/2016 6:24:59 PM EDT
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I had an officer as a neighbor. Fucker would invite us over to bbq and hang out in their pool. Asshole, being all nice and shit.
9/12/2016 6:31:56 PM EDT
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Shit like this is why I never leave the basement
9/12/2016 6:34:57 PM EDT
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WhenI was on the job, I got shot and had a six month recovery. My neighbors had the audicity to make  sure my lawn was mowed and the wife and kids lacked for nothing. Bunch of thoughtless yahoos.

9/12/2016 6:38:11 PM EDT
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The one in our neighborhood never talks to anyone and has the nicest house and toys in his garage. His place is bristling with cameras. Has an AstroTurf lawn, but grows bamboo around the edges of his yard that are taller than the roofline.

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9/12/2016 6:49:46 PM EDT
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lol, that is one way to burn calories...
9/12/2016 6:52:35 PM EDT
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Took my wife and daughter to a concert in the spring and as we were leaving my daughter pointed to a police motorcycle and wanted to look at it. The cop standing there picked her up and put her on the seat. She thought it was the coolest thing ever.
9/12/2016 6:56:28 PM EDT
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9/12/2016 6:59:03 PM EDT
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Is he a city cop?  Since you said he was friendly I would be more inclined to say he works for the sheriff department.





9/12/2016 6:59:29 PM EDT
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I was over at a tenant's (a Sheriff's Deputy) home and had brought along my then middle school-aged son along so that he could learn how to change out a sprinkler head.

After a few minutes, I couldn't find my son anywhere.  I finished changing out the head and then found my son in my tenant's garage.  My son was holding his M-4 and my tenant was showing him room clearing techniques.

How am I supposed to compete with that with just a sprinkler head?


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Cursed nice friendly cops.  They are not suppose to do that.



I was over at a tenant's (a Sheriff's Deputy) home and had brought along my then middle school-aged son along so that he could learn how to change out a sprinkler head.

After a few minutes, I couldn't find my son anywhere.  I finished changing out the head and then found my son in my tenant's garage.  My son was holding his M-4 and my tenant was showing him room clearing techniques.

How am I supposed to compete with that with just a sprinkler head?







9/12/2016 7:02:22 PM EDT
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You know, you wouldn't have been treated the same way if you were _________.

Aloha, Mark
9/12/2016 7:04:38 PM EDT
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He has some nerve.
9/12/2016 7:05:21 PM EDT
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Have you firmly told him that you don't wish to create joinder with him?
9/12/2016 7:08:35 PM EDT
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I've had 2 cops as neighbors.  Once when I was a kid, and he came off like a dick, but when I ran into him years later, he was pretty cool.  

Another one about 7ish years ago.  Weird fella.  I saw him when I first moved in and said "Hey, how ya doin?" in passing and he completely ignorered me.  Tried a few more times and still got no response.  Gave up after that and once I got to know the other neighbors, it turned out he was like that with everyone.  Oh well.  He was single, never had any visitors, and had a cat.  So I assumed he was gay.  He also rode a Harley and SoA shirt....so then I knew he was gay.

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9/12/2016 7:09:23 PM EDT
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No, no.

She just tells the fucking ones that.

She says nothing to the celibate.
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One of my neighbors works undercover, and his wife likes to brag and tell every fucking one that fact.



Wait, who's fucking everyone?


No, no.

She just tells the fucking ones that.

She says nothing to the celibate.


let's learn together
9/12/2016 7:12:09 PM EDT
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I have 5 cops that live on my street alone. 3 local 2 state police. They all have take home vehicles. We don't have any crime in our neighborhood.... I regularly drink and play corn hole with 2 of them, good people but then again I have white privilege so I don't have anything to worry about.
9/12/2016 7:16:26 PM EDT
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I have 5 cops that live on my street alone. 3 local 2 state police. They all have take home vehicles. We don't have any crime in our neighborhood.... I regularly drink and play corn hole with 2 of them, good people but then again I have white privilege so I don't have anything to worry about.
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I HOPE you mean the game where you throw the beanbags.



9/12/2016 7:18:51 PM EDT
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I HOPE you mean the game where you throw the beanbags.





If not, you in?
9/12/2016 8:11:15 PM EDT
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I HOPE you mean the game where you throw the beanbags.





Its exactly how it sounds we take turns stuffing holes full of sacks
9/12/2016 8:14:13 PM EDT
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lol yeah he's city.
9/12/2016 8:18:13 PM EDT
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How about when your buddy's wife tells everyone on Facebook where he's got orders to next?
9/12/2016 8:50:24 PM EDT
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One of my neighbors works undercover, and his wife likes to brag and tell every fucking one that fact.



Wait, who's fucking everyone?


No, no.

She just tells the fucking ones that.

She says nothing to the celibate CHASTE.


let's learn together


God damn grammar Nazis.


9/12/2016 8:53:07 PM EDT
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I've been wrong all my life too.  
9/12/2016 8:56:42 PM EDT
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Ive got 3 of those cocksuckers in my neighborhood too.