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9/9/2016 8:12:45 PM EDT
Ever since I've started really getting into guns and concealed carrying (about 4 years now) I've had this recurring dream where I'm in a situation where I need to use my firearm. Whether it be a break in, or an altercation with an assailant, or stopping a mass shooting, I go to pull the trigger and the gun doesn't work. I try to cycle it and it jams, I try to clear the jam and I either can't get the slide open, or the charging handle won't move. I continue to try my hardest to fix the malfunction but it never works.... This time (last night) I somehow survived the encounter and got the slide open on my pistol. I looked into the gun and it was completely corroded. I couldn't see the striker, I couldn't see the ejecter through all the corrosion.

Wtf does this mean? This is the farthest the dream has ever progressed. Anyone else ever have recurring dreams involving weapons?
9/9/2016 8:13:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Erectile dysfunction.  Sorry.
9/9/2016 8:15:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Usually, when people ask for dream interpretations on a public internet forum, one of the answers is that you are gay.
9/9/2016 8:15:28 PM EDT
[#3]
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Erectile dysfunction.  Sorry.
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Damnit! I knew it!
9/9/2016 8:17:44 PM EDT
[#4]
You need to have buttsex with your girlfriend, right now.