WooHoo!
I had a scary looking mole removed on Tuesday, I just got the biopsy results, I am Ok!
If you havent had a mole removed, it is not fun, I went in there expecting to just have it burned off with liquid nitrogen. Oh no.... They cut it out, and they dont just cut it out, they cut WAY around it and really deep! It was on my back, so Im laying there and he is cutting, and then I see him drop this huge chunk of my flesh into a jar that was conveniently placed in front of my face. This thing was the size of a large marble, and the mole wasnt even very big.
So for the rest of the procedure I got to stare at that. Thats not even the worst part, then they take some lazer thing and burn all around where they cut it out. Have you ever smelled your own flesh burning? So then they stitched me up, (seven stitches) and I was on my way. As it happens I had just gotten a house that day and I had to move. Its hard to move with fresh stitches in your back. I cant bend. I have been telling girls that I fell off a cliff and had to get stitches. Its much cooler sounding than "Yeah, so I got a mole removed." [bd]
So anyway, I got a message today from the place, saying "We have your results, (in a very glum sounding voice) So I figured for sure that I had Melanoma. If it was negative why wouldnt she just tell me on the message? Plus the tone of her voice sounded bad. So I sat here and got really nervous, and finnally got the guts up to call, and Im ok.
Beers are on me tonight!