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8/19/2016 8:14:44 AM EDT
I live in suburbia.  It is a nice neighborhood.  We have a solid board-on-board, 8' privacy fence.  When the weather is nice, I sometimes like to sit on my patio in the buff.  I am hidden from view from anyone walking by or driving by in that we are just about the highest lot in the area.  Even the highest brodozer cannot look into our yard if they drive by.

However, there is one house that has an upstairs window that affords them a view of my patio so that they can see whatever I do in my back yard.

Am I guilty of indecent exposure by law?

I will not post pictures.
8/19/2016 8:19:10 AM EDT
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Not sure about Texas law but around here you would be.



And not sure if serious.....



 
8/19/2016 8:19:14 AM EDT
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Only if you sit there masturbating furiously while screaming "My house my rules!"
8/19/2016 8:21:35 AM EDT
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not sure if trolling or just retarded.  

It's a bold strategy Cotton; let's see if it pays off for em.
8/19/2016 8:21:53 AM EDT
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If you're applying sunscreen while there then yes, that's indecent.

Cheers!
-JC
8/19/2016 8:29:53 AM EDT
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Only when the in-laws are visiting.
8/19/2016 8:31:08 AM EDT
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Not sure about Texas law but around here you would be.

And not sure if serious.....
 
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Am I guilty of indecent exposure by law?


Not sure about Texas law but around here you would be.

And not sure if serious.....
 


Serious. Don't want invite the man in my life.  But want to enjoy the freedom.
8/19/2016 8:31:28 AM EDT
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Thank God for small favors.
8/19/2016 8:33:34 AM EDT
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Put up a lattice wall and some ivy to block their view.
Being labeled a sex offender due to a neighborhood dispute isn't something to risk.

Kharn
8/19/2016 8:35:43 AM EDT
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Likely the best idea.  I had never thought of it as a neighborhood dispute.  My yard is the nicest in the neighborhood.  Home is kept up.  I never bother the neighbors...at least outside of my back yard.
8/19/2016 8:35:50 AM EDT
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I was going to suggest a strategically placed solar panel..........
8/19/2016 8:35:53 AM EDT
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Yes, it would be. Don't do that. Find another way to get your rocks off

8/19/2016 8:37:22 AM EDT
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OP for gods sake wear some short shorts. is that too much compromise of your freedom? or, move to the country.
8/19/2016 8:38:56 AM EDT
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Oh, it's the little things in life!!
8/19/2016 8:38:57 AM EDT
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Here it would be but if you played it off as you didn't think anyone could see, they would prob just warn you to not be out.

Do you put sunscreen on it? Like I wouldn't want that burning. Unless maybe you have enough of a base tan. Anyway maybe paint it solid with sunscreen... Like chicks who body paint themselves. They get away with it.
8/19/2016 8:40:04 AM EDT
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Maybe your neighbor is secretly enjoying you?
8/19/2016 8:40:08 AM EDT
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its only indecent if your ugly....
8/19/2016 8:41:24 AM EDT
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Here it would be but if you played it off as you didn't think anyone could see, they would prob just warn you to not be out.

Do you put sunscreen on it? Like I wouldn't want that burning. Unless maybe you have enough of a base tan. Anyway maybe paint it solid with sunscreen... Like chicks who body paint themselves. They get away with it.
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Here it would be but if you played it off as you didn't think anyone could see, they would prob just warn you to not be out.

Do you put sunscreen on it? Like I wouldn't want that burning. Unless maybe you have enough of a base tan. Anyway maybe paint it solid with sunscreen... Like chicks who body paint themselves. They get away with it.


I sit in the shade.  Full sun in Texas is not healthy.
8/19/2016 8:42:44 AM EDT
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In before "My neighbor sits outside naked and I can see him from my upstairs window" parody thread?
8/19/2016 8:43:20 AM EDT
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I'm fucked then.  Not bad for 60, but certainly no Greek Adonis.

Time to wear the speedo-like underwear my wife bought me.  I'll miss all the fresh air.
8/19/2016 8:44:37 AM EDT
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§ 21.08 INDECENT EXPOSURE.  
(a) A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.

ETA: Intent matters?
8/19/2016 8:45:12 AM EDT
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Indecent exposure involves willing exposure for purpose of provocation of the viewer.   Your laws may vary.

BTW, if you're old, fat with age spots, please do not expose yourself.
8/19/2016 8:46:24 AM EDT
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No. We've seen the pics you are safe. No one will notice.
8/19/2016 8:46:31 AM EDT
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It might be time for the banana hammock
8/19/2016 8:46:36 AM EDT
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Damn it, we can't do that anymore?
8/19/2016 8:47:35 AM EDT
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I see what's going on here. This is wee bit subtle
8/19/2016 8:48:58 AM EDT
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Who wants to sit nude in the shade outside?

That's weird.

Anyway, if there are no kids next door you should just go over and ask if it bothers them if you are nude. If they do have kids, asking them might get the cops called.
8/19/2016 8:49:40 AM EDT
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Thank God for small large favors.
This is GD after all...

 
8/19/2016 8:50:51 AM EDT
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get some silkys

or a kilt.
8/19/2016 8:51:10 AM EDT
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Likely the best idea.  I had never thought of it as a neighborhood dispute.  My yard is the nicest in the neighborhood.  Home is kept up.  I never bother the neighbors...at least outside of my back yard.
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Put up a lattice wall and some ivy to block their view.
Being labeled a sex offender due to a neighborhood dispute isn't something to risk.

Kharn


Likely the best idea.  I had never thought of it as a neighborhood dispute.  My yard is the nicest in the neighborhood.  Home is kept up.  I never bother the neighbors...at least outside of my back yard.


You have to ask and you're somewhat admitting it right there.
8/19/2016 8:52:05 AM EDT
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You really cant wear like a speedo or something? Is it a tan line issue?
8/19/2016 8:53:48 AM EDT
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Skin cancer of the penis is natures way of reprimanding you for this.
8/19/2016 8:55:01 AM EDT
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Have you priced a kilt?
8/19/2016 8:55:17 AM EDT
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Or just use an old sweat sock and elastic band to stuff you junk in.
8/19/2016 8:55:24 AM EDT
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Nothing like the feeling of your balls dangling in the wind.  
8/19/2016 8:55:30 AM EDT
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When I was in my late teens and early twenties I used to float in the back yard pool without my bikini top. I hated tan lines.

The planes from Jax NAS used to fly over my house. I always assumed they couldn't see me because I would have been very small to them. No two story homes around us either. I figured I was good to go.  

Of course now I need to go to a dermatologist to have my skin checked from all those years of sun worship.    Thankfully I do not look like a raisin.




8/19/2016 8:57:01 AM EDT
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I don't even sleep naked
8/19/2016 8:57:22 AM EDT
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If you hear from the direction of that house "Looks like a penis only smaller" then yes,  you are guilty of exposure....
8/19/2016 8:57:59 AM EDT
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There's a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion.
8/19/2016 8:58:27 AM EDT
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I do it all the time but there isn't any two story houses around me
8/19/2016 9:07:53 AM EDT
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8/19/2016 9:09:05 AM EDT
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35.00
8/19/2016 9:10:40 AM EDT
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How would you feel if everytime you looked out your window you saw old wrinkly balls?

i guess some in here wouldnt mind the view
8/19/2016 9:10:49 AM EDT
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I don't know if you are guilty or not, but you are obviously weird as fuck.

8/19/2016 9:12:56 AM EDT
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I live in suburbia.  It is a nice neighborhood.  We have a solid board-on-board, 8' privacy fence.  When the weather is nice, I sometimes like to sit on my patio in the buff.  I am hidden from view from anyone walking by or driving by in that we are just about the highest lot in the area.  Even the highest brodozer cannot look into our yard if they drive by.

However, there is one house that has an upstairs window that affords them a view of my patio so that they can see whatever I do in my back yard.

Am I guilty of indecent exposure by law?

I will not post pictures.
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We weren't going to ask for pictures. If you were many years younger and female maybe.....but at it is, hell no.
8/19/2016 9:14:47 AM EDT
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I don't know but why do you want sunburn on your dick?   it seems like an unpleasant place to get skin cancer...just saying.
8/19/2016 9:22:42 AM EDT
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No. We've seen the pics you are safe. No one will notice.
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8/19/2016 9:22:46 AM EDT
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I don't know if you are guilty or not, but you are obviously weird as fuck.

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That's for a separate thread.  
8/19/2016 9:24:03 AM EDT
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8/19/2016 9:25:44 AM EDT
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More comfort better built.

Had mine 9 years, worn it a lot around house/yard.

Would buy another if I lost it.
8/19/2016 9:40:36 AM EDT
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I would (honestly, not joking) think that a person (not you, theoretically....not a personal attack) who sits in their backyard naked, in a suburban neighborhood, knowing that the neighbor can see them through a window, is a little mentally unstable. Or has some odd sexual desires. If one of my kids said they saw the man next door naked in his yard, I would tell them to stay away from him.
But I'm sure your fine and totally understand wanting to lay naked in your backyard. Besides, if anyone sees you, what are they doing looking in your backyard.....that will teach them!
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