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8/10/2016 9:41:30 PM EDT
So I am driving to the store. I get to a traffic light intersection where I am in a turn lane with a red light.
This car comes up two lanes to my right and starts honking his horn. I ignore it thinking he was honking at someone else. He keeps on honking and I look over and it is a driver in a sedan, no passengers so I roll down my passenger window. The guy says my left headlight is out, which is odd because I just pulled out of my driveway and down a dark road to where I could tell if my headlight bulb was out. I nod my head and roll my window up. The light turns green for me so I pull away.

Anything like this ever happen to you?
8/10/2016 9:42:57 PM EDT
[#1]
I nice helpful person talked to you?



No, no nice poeple have ever talked to me. Everyone's an asshole...
8/10/2016 9:45:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Yes
8/10/2016 9:45:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Once. Dude was asking for some mustard.
8/10/2016 9:45:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Did you pass the guy? If not how would he know? Maybe I read something wrong if the answer is no.
8/10/2016 9:48:06 PM EDT
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Did you have the right mustard?
8/10/2016 9:48:11 PM EDT
[#6]
That was a gay code pick up thing. I've heard about them.





I think left headlight is code for "I want to suck on your knob and put my thumb up your bum"





What did you say back?
 
8/10/2016 9:49:55 PM EDT
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Had a guy honking to get my attention at a stop light one time when I was in the shop's rollback truck.

Rolled down the window and he yelled that one of my side toolbox doors had fallen open.

Gave him a thumbs up and pulled into the next parking lot to close it.

Not everyone on the road is a crazy asshole.
8/10/2016 9:50:32 PM EDT
[#8]
That's like hankerchief code, right?
8/10/2016 9:51:49 PM EDT
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Mirrors, how do they work?
8/10/2016 9:51:52 PM EDT
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I had a guy do the same thing to me OP. Although instead of a horn it was some bright lights and a siren.
8/10/2016 9:53:39 PM EDT
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One time, I was in the far left lane to go straight on a busy road. The ladies in the car next to me on the left were in a left turn lane. Out of state, and were about to take the wrong turn. They just asked if I would let them jump in front of me when the light turned green so traffic didn't get held up. I let them know at that intersection, left turns got the green first, so their light would have them long gone before I got my green.

I still wonder how pissed they were when they found out that wrong turn onto the highway sent them on a 15 mile stretch with no turnaround option.
8/10/2016 9:54:02 PM EDT
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8/10/2016 9:54:30 PM EDT
[#13]
I'd try and let you know if one of your lights are out, beats seeing someone get a ticket.

Weirdest one was I was bogged in heavy traffic and I kept hearing this rhythmic clicking noise from behind me. I thought someone had a stone lodge in their thread. Nope. They gut finally goes by and it's a gigantic bolt head clacking along on the bottom of his tire. His lane slows down and I pull up alongside side and said he has a bolt through his tire. He seemed to have known as his only concern was if the tire was flat yet. It wasn't and I said so but was tempted to say only on the bottom.
8/10/2016 9:54:42 PM EDT
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Grey Poupon??

Haven't really honked at anyone to tell them that their light was out although did tell a rep one time that was behind me on the way to work his light was out. He said thanks he will get it fixed.
8/10/2016 9:56:51 PM EDT
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None of my lights were out. I recently bought the car and checked all the lights a couple days ago. I checked my lights again afterwards, none of them are out.
8/10/2016 9:56:52 PM EDT
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Did you have the right mustard?
But of course!

 
8/10/2016 9:58:24 PM EDT
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No. I was the first car in a two lane road.
That's what I was thinking, how would he know.
8/10/2016 9:58:34 PM EDT
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8/10/2016 9:58:38 PM EDT
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One time I had the Harbor Freight bull horn in my car.  I passed this Santa looking dude and his lights were off and it was night.  I guess he could still see because of the street lights, but anyways,...

So I roll my window down and yelled at him through the bull horn to turn on his lights.  Papa Clause FREAKS out, and nearly drives into the curb, and immediately puts on his hazards and pulls over to call the police I assume.



Thats what happens when I try to help.
8/10/2016 9:58:50 PM EDT
[#20]
In my first car, a kind person tagged alongside me for several miles, trying to get my attention.
My response was to not look over and turn the radio up. When it became obvious that this
person wasn't going away, at all, I gave my attention.
Turns out I had a flat tire. I felt like such an asshole!
8/10/2016 9:59:38 PM EDT
[#21]


One headlight out?

Oh great! Now he's gonna follow you halfway home and beat you almost to death.

8/10/2016 10:00:59 PM EDT
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Yeah, this wasn't a cop. Nothing was wrong with my lights.
It was a mile away from my home so it is not like I was out of town and didn't know where I was going.
8/10/2016 10:01:35 PM EDT
[#23]
woa man thats scary.
8/10/2016 10:02:46 PM EDT
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I'd try and let you know if one of your lights are out, beats seeing someone get a ticket.

Weirdest one was I was bogged in heavy traffic and I kept hearing this rhythmic clicking noise from behind me. I thought someone had a stone lodge in their thread. Nope. They gut finally goes by and it's a gigantic bolt head clacking along on the bottom of his tire. His lane slows down and I pull up alongside side and said he has a bolt through his tire. He seemed to have known as his only concern was if the tire was flat yet. It wasn't and I said so but was tempted to say only on the bottom.
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Right, but none of my lights were out.
8/10/2016 10:03:43 PM EDT
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I know. Could have made the 11 o'clock news.
8/10/2016 10:04:30 PM EDT
[#26]
He definitely wanted to give you the sex, or get the sex from you.
8/10/2016 10:05:31 PM EDT
[#27]
OP?
8/10/2016 10:07:43 PM EDT
[#28]
Yep, except it was 40mph on the road and my brake light was out on one side.  Nice guy.
8/10/2016 10:07:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Some dude aggressively flagged me down on the cross Bronx expressway once. He told me I had a flat tire. I thanked him and pulled over to have a look. All of my tires were completely round. I got back in and finished going where I was going.
8/10/2016 10:10:05 PM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, I had a guy get out of his car at a stop sign to tell me a headlight was out, it was.  It wasn't quite dark so I hadn't noticed.

When I was in college, I was driving back to Baton Rouge from NO late one night.  Some man pulled alongside of me and kept motioning like my trunk was open and trying to get me to pull over.  May have been near a weigh station, I don't recall a rest stop along that area at that time.  Anywho, I ignored him and kept going and he pulled away.  Got to my destination and there was nothing wrong with my trunk.
8/10/2016 10:10:48 PM EDT
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Yeah.  I was in a long line of traffic inching up to the left turn lane to get onto the highway.   A car in the through lane to the right stopped right next to me.  I looked over and it was two women in a hatchback sedan.  The driver stuck her head out the window and asked if I'd let her in ahead of me.  I turned and looked back at the long line of people waiting behind me, then shrugged my shoulders and said "why not."
8/10/2016 10:11:07 PM EDT
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I'd try and let you know if one of your lights are out, beats seeing someone get a ticket.

Weirdest one was I was bogged in heavy traffic and I kept hearing this rhythmic clicking noise from behind me. I thought someone had a stone lodge in their thread. Nope. They gut finally goes by and it's a gigantic bolt head clacking along on the bottom of his tire. His lane slows down and I pull up alongside side and said he has a bolt through his tire. He seemed to have known as his only concern was if the tire was flat yet. It wasn't and I said so but was tempted to say only on the bottom.

Right, but none of my lights were out.


Well, then I guess he just wanted to suck your dick.

Feel better?

8/10/2016 10:12:31 PM EDT
[#33]
Idk what's worse, you posting about this, or me actually reading and responding to it.
8/10/2016 10:14:22 PM EDT
[#34]
You should have bladed at 45.
8/10/2016 10:14:29 PM EDT
[#35]
I once had a hooker come up to my window.
8/10/2016 10:15:10 PM EDT
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It's GD.

Get both.

8/10/2016 10:17:07 PM EDT
[#37]
You are doing it wrong!
8/10/2016 10:22:09 PM EDT
[#38]
From the title I was expecting this to be one of those "missed connections" stories.



8/10/2016 10:22:55 PM EDT
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And you would be right.

8/10/2016 10:24:17 PM EDT
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Did you get your headlight fixed yet?
8/10/2016 10:27:42 PM EDT
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Had a neighbor do something  like that. As I was leaving the house the boss opened the garage door, neighbor thought I forgot to close it or something. She chased me down the street honking and waving.
8/10/2016 10:28:21 PM EDT
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Right, but none of my lights were out.
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I'd try and let you know if one of your lights are out, beats seeing someone get a ticket.

Weirdest one was I was bogged in heavy traffic and I kept hearing this rhythmic clicking noise from behind me. I thought someone had a stone lodge in their thread. Nope. They gut finally goes by and it's a gigantic bolt head clacking along on the bottom of his tire. His lane slows down and I pull up alongside side and said he has a bolt through his tire. He seemed to have known as his only concern was if the tire was flat yet. It wasn't and I said so but was tempted to say only on the bottom.

Right, but none of my lights were out.

Maybe they were havin' a bit of a laugh.

Or they were waiting for you to stop and check somewhere dark and secluded so they could beat you savagely and rob you.
8/10/2016 10:30:37 PM EDT
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Did you pass the guy? If not how would he know? Maybe I read something wrong if the answer is no.

Mirrors, how do they work?


.... How would a mirror allow you to see if a headlight was out on a car ahead of you?
8/10/2016 10:34:21 PM EDT
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8/10/2016 10:37:00 PM EDT
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It was me
8/10/2016 10:40:18 PM EDT
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Yeah, one time. This guy came up behind the car I was in and started honking, flashing his lights, and gesturing wildly to get the attention of the girl driving. Luckily she thought he was the psycho. She never thought to check the backseat.
8/10/2016 10:42:37 PM EDT
[#47]
Maybe he meant taillight?
8/10/2016 10:44:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Maybe he was saying something else and I thought he said my left headlight was out.
Oh well, I went to Walmart and bought Little Debbie Zebra brownies and Swiss Cake Rolls.
8/10/2016 10:44:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Teener=best story's
8/10/2016 10:45:45 PM EDT
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If he was driving a Delorean, I may have your answer.

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