Posted: 8/4/2016 EDT
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The National Zoo has a research/breeding facility in my AO and it seems they have a job opening for what amounts to a Cheetah wrangler.
I was like WTF, then I though about it.....What a potentially cool job. I might apply. Qualifications were pretty straightforward....HS or equivalent, must be able to lift 100 pounds, must be able to put Cheetah in crate. Pay $18.00 a hour. I still haven't quite figured out how you would get experience with putting a Cheetah in a crate.....I put a 30-pound bobcat in a crate once and thought I was going to die in the attempt then but it's close I guess. Cheetahs go from 50 to 160 pounds. 
What do you think? 
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Tell that to a gazelle.
http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M22eeaf2185a082f4851435a8910e59c6o0&w=300&h=202&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 Quoted:
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As the big cats go, cheetahs are about the most docile. Tell that to a gazelle.
http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M22eeaf2185a082f4851435a8910e59c6o0&w=300&h=202&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 It's not like they're dragging a zebra into a tree.
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It's not like they're dragging a zebra into a tree.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O31JvXoJhvM/maxresdefault.jpg Quoted:
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As the big cats go, cheetahs are about the most docile. Tell that to a gazelle.
http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M22eeaf2185a082f4851435a8910e59c6o0&w=300&h=202&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 It's not like they're dragging a zebra into a tree.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O31JvXoJhvM/maxresdefault.jpg If you're gonna be a cat, be a leopard. 
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It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. https://armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/clerks_shellshock.jpg Damn, I did not think of that. 
I wonder if Cheetahs bury their scat and if I would have to go and dig it up afterwards.....It would seem like duplication of effort.
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