[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Rate My Dinner (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/16/2016 5:09:57 PM EDT
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Will my wife like it too? 
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Will my wife like it too? She voted that she'd hit Chelsea Clinton. Troubles on the home front? |
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She voted that she'd hit Chelsea Clinton. Troubles on the home front? Quoted:
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Will my wife like it too? She voted that she'd hit Chelsea Clinton. Troubles on the home front? 
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Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Quoted:
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Too many carbs. Not enough fat and protein. Bro doesn't lift.  Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Uh. No. That's not a cheat meal. A cheat appetizer, maybe. I'm telling you...you don't lift, bro.
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What species of animals do you keep that poop like that? |
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No shootin' irons...fail. No knife...fail. A butter knife doesn't count. No beverage...fail. Why did you put your dinner on a chair? Most folks sit in the chair and place the plate on the table. I don't want to sound too harsh here, I'd eat it...but that there is an appetizer plate, not dinner. 5/10 |
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Uh. No. That's not a cheat meal. A cheat appetizer, maybe. I'm telling you...you don't lift, bro.
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Too many carbs. Not enough fat and protein. Bro doesn't lift. Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Uh. No. That's not a cheat meal. A cheat appetizer, maybe. I'm telling you...you don't lift, bro.
I'm weeping for you. That 'appetizer' has almost 1600 calories. 102g protein, 238g of carbs, and 50g of fat. |
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Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Quoted:
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Too many carbs. Not enough fat and protein. Bro doesn't lift. Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Every time I eat a few slices of bread I spend the next few days alternatively not visiting the bathroom and then spending hours in it, with lots of cramps for bonus fun. No idea if I actually am celiac or my system just goes on strike when I make the transition. Looks damn tasty though. |
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That 'appetizer' has almost 1600 calories. 102g protein, 238g of carbs, and 50g of fat. Quoted:
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Too many carbs. Not enough fat and protein. Bro doesn't lift. Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Uh. No. That's not a cheat meal. A cheat appetizer, maybe. I'm telling you...you don't lift, bro.
I'm weeping for you. That 'appetizer' has almost 1600 calories. 102g protein, 238g of carbs, and 50g of fat. You're on crack. |
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Too many carbs. Not enough fat and protein. Bro doesn't lift. Oh, I lift. First time I've had bread in, gosh, I do not know. Cheat meal. Uh. No. That's not a cheat meal. A cheat appetizer, maybe. I'm telling you...you don't lift, bro.
I'm weeping for you. That 'appetizer' has almost 1600 calories. 102g protein, 238g of carbs, and 50g of fat. You're on crack. I track my diet with an app and I keep track of everything I add down to the cornichons and the two teaspoons of mustard. But I actually did find I had a double entry so it's actually around 1500 calories; 184g of carbs, 52g fat, 65g of protein. |
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I track my diet with an app and I keep track of everything I add down to the cornichons and the two teaspoons of mustard. But I actually did find I had a double entry so it's actually around 1500 calories; 184g of carbs, 52g fat, 65g of protein. http://<a href=http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff488/HamstringPull/Screenshot_20160716-180956_zpskn61xv9j.png</a>" /> I dont think thats 120 grams of brie either |
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OP accidentally shared appetizer pic, instead of dinner pic......waiting for edit. OP's husband will be happy his wife has the Hor d'Oeuvres ready for the dinner party so him and his boss can drink their brandy in peace while the women cluck in the kitchen. |
