Had to do something, so I grabbed kitty and we hopped in the pickup along with my cane and shades. Had to go on the PA turnpike for an exit or two.
When I got off and paid my toll, I played blind, waving my cane over the hood and the tollkeeper panicked and called the LEOs.
I didn't know he called, but hid the cane and shades just in case.
A mile or so away I got stopped. The trooper wanted to know WTF was going on, said the tollkeeper reported a blind guy driving through the toll booth.
I told him: "I suppose this is a seeing eye cat?" as I held the little guy up.
If he only knew.
Anyway, he left laughing and told me that this stop had made his whole evening.
I told him that I enjoy making ANYBODY's day, except Sarah Brady's.
I guess I'd better quit this shit before some LEO that's a member here stops me. OTOH, maybe the LEOs here might like to meet the little guy.