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Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:20:29 PM EDT
[#1]
*sinks to bottom of ocean......with thread in hand* [:D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:31:13 PM EDT
[#2]
[:|]
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:40:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Mr. T told me i could have this thread
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:48:18 PM EDT
[#4]
This brings the term "Post Whore" to a new level.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 9:58:59 PM EDT
[#5]
please wash your hands before handling my thread
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:36:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:45:18 AM EDT
[#7]
The thread stops here.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 2:23:35 AM EDT
[#8]
[>:/]
Thread is done,[s] but I just have to ask one question.
What in the world is that sig line you are using?
I am just curious, looks like to are giving Kay9 shit.[/s]


edited memory loss. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 3:00:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 3:09:28 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
nwatson - do you remember the thread lasst week about the woman from PETA who got naked, painted herself like a tiger and locked herself in a cage to protest some made up cruelty to animals?
Yeah, that's what the siglines about. [BD]
View Quote


Damn I forgot that one, thanks Doublefeed.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:43:57 AM EDT
[#11]
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=12530[/img]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:49:37 AM EDT
[#12]
*triumphantly returns and reclaims thread*
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 8:01:37 AM EDT
[#13]
This thread is not real, it exists only in The Matrix.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 8:04:17 AM EDT
[#14]
All your thread are belong to us.

Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:03:29 AM EDT
[#15]
Threads-R-Us
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:47:18 AM EDT
[#16]
I have to pee again where is the thread ? [;d]

Oh there it is  ............aaaahhhhhhhhhahaa....aahhhahah. shake, shake. Wash hands, wheeerrrnnn (I hate those blow driers) wipes hand on shirt

Ok, carry on..  

hey, whats thats smell ?
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 10:19:42 AM EDT
[#17]
I may not have bigger guns, I may not have more guns or I might, Either you may not win and I may loose. But this thread will be free by the end of the day. Or week.

Welcome to operation

"Thread Liberation"

KC
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 10:33:04 AM EDT
[#18]
this hasnt been locked yet?

ibtl.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~superalpha123/worthless.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:04:06 AM EDT
[#19]
the UN said i could have this thread
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:24:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Fuck Russia.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:44:16 PM EDT
[#21]
this be my thread yo
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:05:46 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:08:18 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:19:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Oh great,just what we need ."f**king teenager's with ar15,s.This thread realy should go belly up.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:23:58 PM EDT
[#25]
1,000 heavily armed Paratroopers, jumping out of C17 Transports flying at 500 feet, drop onto thread, liberating the clintonian fienstien out of it.
Thread turns out to main entrance to Saddam’s spare whorehouse.  Find contents thoroughly looted and plundered.  Finding nothing of interest (with the sole exception of 600+ glow-in-the-dark condoms [used]) , Paratroopers recall C17’s.  Get back on board aircraft and leave Thread to USMC they see approaching from the sea.  Shaking heads slowly with sadness and pity, they wonder how many Navy Crosses will be given out because many Navy coxmen have a hard time knowing Port from Starboard.
[nana]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:28:48 PM EDT
[#26]
[img]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:34:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 7:11:56 PM EDT
[#28]
MINE!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:21:31 PM EDT
[#29]
*sticks thread i pocket and walks away casually*
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 10:03:30 PM EDT
[#30]
cutting new threads to replace yours

[img]http://www.davegustafson.com/folio/eng/me103/thread.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:23:50 AM EDT
[#31]
Wash hands, put on MOPP Level 4 outfit.
Repossesses Thread, start looking for any Former USMC to pass Thread to.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:55:30 AM EDT
[#32]
This is a beautiful thread, a wonderful thread....
for me to poop on!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:09:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Arrive on site with DECON FLAME THROWER, [pyro]
[pyro][pyro]

Heat thread up to a amazing 1200 deg.

Daring anyone to touch it before it cools.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 6:42:28 AM EDT
[#34]
I can't find the pin for my trailer hitch. Has anyone seen it?
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 8:52:46 AM EDT
[#35]
I've got just what this thread needs:

[img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:xP8KpbirkWMC:www.model-a.org/ford/tools/images/thread.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:24:36 AM EDT
[#36]
+1 for the post count. . .

[jump][jump][jump][jump][jump][jump][jump][jump]

Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:47:28 AM EDT
[#37]
This thread is officially an act of terrorism!  I demand that this thread cease in the name of Homeland Security!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 10:05:01 AM EDT
[#38]
tom ridge personally approved this thread
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 10:32:55 AM EDT
[#39]
This thread has been liberated by me.

Now All your bases are belong to us.

KC
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 11:07:31 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
This thread has been liberated by me.

Now All your bases are belong to us.

KC
View Quote


Oh, please.  I liberated this thread way back on page 1.  I just haven't been able to curb the looting yet ...
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 11:14:43 AM EDT
[#41]
i'll take this thank you
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 1:52:01 PM EDT
[#42]
<---Takes thread into custody and calls a fire mission on his local.

Red dog 1 to Froger 29er, I request all remaining on my location.

As the sweet smell of napalm settles, the coremen hads out the toe tags. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the remains of this thread.

The NOK is notified and all is over.
Jason

**Sorry for the spelling, someone stole my Spell Check : )
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:31:00 PM EDT
[#43]
*takes of fire retardent suit*
*walks away with thread*
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:12:49 PM EDT
[#44]
While Absolut is busy masturbating to the pictures of naked AR’s, an A-Team of Special Forcemen low-craw into position.  They are wearing MOPP Level 3 outfits.  At the sight of Absolut they go to Level 4.  They take thread and head for Parris Island.  Give Thread to nearest DI.  Buy their recruits a round at NCO club.  Then Beat Feet back to Fort Bragg.  Make sure next the A-Team is Ready.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:17:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Since MARPAT threads are not allowed the thread is removed from the hands of the USMC due to what is now known as the MARPAT ruling.

Thread thrown on to a passing navy ship to swabbed and then buried at sea.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:30:12 PM EDT
[#46]
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