Posted: 6/28/2016 8:28:02 PM EDT
I've got an idea for an alarm clock that will have you instantly alert with out any gimmicks like spraying water on you or flipping you out of bed. Just have the alarm clock make that noise a dog makes before it throws up. BOOM... awake right fucking now. 
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| An alarm that requires you to answer a match or multiple choice question would be cool. Apparently I can walk across the room and disarm an Iphone without ever gaining consciousness. ai have a Magnavox Alarm that my dad bought me when I was 12 18 years later and I still have to get up and actually turn it off because its so loud. It amazes me because its one of the few things that I have that made it this far |
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Yep! Instantly awake and feet instantly on the floor! Been there..... Shit, if I hear that sound, I roll over and act like I didn't, since the dog's going to eat it all back up anyway. If I wake up, and she hasn't touched the puke, then I worry and get her to the vet. I can recall my dog throwing up 3 times in the last 10 years. Still have yet to go to the vet over her puking. |
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Well, I'm deaf without my cochlear implant, but believe me, my subconscious recognizes the motion a cat makes when it prepares to throw up on the bed, or me, and wakes me up.
Usually too late anyway, cause I can NEVER find newspaper, a sheet of paper, or whatever, to shove under the cats face in time. 
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Quoted: I've got an idea for an alarm clock that will have you instantly alert with out any gimmicks like spraying water on you or flipping you out of bed. Just have the alarm clock make that noise a dog makes before it throws up. BOOM... awake right fucking now. Clock TescoVee...is that you?  |