[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chick-fil- a..... (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 6/13/2016 12:39:25 PM EDT
FUCK YOU!!! Yeah, that's right. FUCK YOU, Chick-fil-a!!! Fuck you right in your goat ass you fucking piece of shit!!! This is only my second time eating there in the past 15 years or whatever. The first time I ate there was so long ago that I can't even remember the date in which I did. But I do remember it fucking sucked. I tried it again about a month ago because everyone on here has a fucking obsession with this shit hole restaurant and it sucked then. So, today I'm working in an area in the middle of fucking nowhere and there's a Chick-fil-a. The only fucking thing to eat around here. So, I figure eh...I'll chance it again. It fucking sucks. AGAIN!! Not only that but these halflings, these mutants behind the fucking counter put two pieces of fucking pepperjack cheese on my sandwich and it's like eating slimy fucking rubber. So, I pull the top bun off to try and take the damned cheese off and there's a fucking hair under the fucking cheese. Yeah, a damned hair!! I want to drive my fist fucking work van through the front window and beat the retard who made this sandwich. So, fuck you Chick-fil-a!! You cum garggling cock sucking pudding brained window licking cunt!! FUCK YOU!! I'd rather eat glass. If you were the last place on earth to fucking eat at I'd rather fucking starve than to step foot in your aids infected restaurant. If the planet was on fire and you were the only place left where one would survive I'd stand outside of your establishment with both middle fingers extended as to tell you to go fuck yourself until I burst into flames and died. Go choke on Moochelle Obama's cock!!!
Seriously though, Chick-fil-a sucks. Fuck Chick-fil-a. |
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FUCK YOU!!! Yeah, that's right. FUCK YOU, Chick-fil-a!!! Fuck you right in your goat ass you fucking piece of shit!!! This is only my second time eating there in the past 15 years or whatever. The first time I ate there was so long ago that I can't even remember the date in which I did. But I do remember it fucking sucked. I tried it again about a month ago because everyone on here has a fucking obsession with this shit hole restaurant and it sucked then. So, today I'm working in an area in the middle of fucking nowhere and there's a Chick-fil-a. The only fucking thing to eat around here. So, I figure eh...I'll chance it again. It fucking sucks. AGAIN!! Not only that but these halflings, these mutants behind the fucking counter put two pieces of fucking pepperjack cheese on my sandwich and it's like eating slimy fucking rubber. So, I pull the top bun off to try and take the damned cheese off and there's a fucking hair under the fucking cheese. Yeah, a damned hair!! I want to drive my fist fucking work van through the front window and beat the retard who made this sandwich. So, fuck you Chick-fil-a!! You cum garggling cock sucking pudding brained window licking cunt!! FUCK YOU!! I'd rather eat glass. If you were the last place on earth to fucking eat at I'd rather fucking starve than to step foot in your aids infected restaurant. If the planet was on fire and you were the only place left where one would survive I'd stand outside of your establishment with both middle fingers extended as to tell you to go fuck yourself until I burst into flames and died. Go choke on Moochelle Obama's cock!!!
Seriously though, Chick-fil-a sucks. Fuck Chick-fil-a. 
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Quoted: Quoted: FUCK YOU!!! Yeah, that's right. FUCK YOU, Chick-fil-a!!! Fuck you right in your goat ass you fucking piece of shit!!! This is only my second time eating there in the past 15 years or whatever. The first time I ate there was so long ago that I can't even remember the date in which I did. But I do remember it fucking sucked. I tried it again about a month ago because everyone on here has a fucking obsession with this shit hole restaurant and it sucked then. So, today I'm working in an area in the middle of fucking nowhere and there's a Chick-fil-a. The only fucking thing to eat around here. So, I figure eh...I'll chance it again. It fucking sucks. AGAIN!! Not only that but these halflings, these mutants behind the fucking counter put two pieces of fucking pepperjack cheese on my sandwich and it's like eating slimy fucking rubber. So, I pull the top bun off to try and take the damned cheese off and there's a fucking hair under the fucking cheese. Yeah, a damned hair!! I want to drive my fist fucking work van through the front window and beat the retard who made this sandwich. So, fuck you Chick-fil-a!! You cum garggling cock sucking pudding brained window licking cunt!! FUCK YOU!! I'd rather eat glass. If you were the last place on earth to fucking eat at I'd rather fucking starve than to step foot in your aids infected restaurant. If the planet was on fire and you were the only place left where one would survive I'd stand outside of your establishment with both middle fingers extended as to tell you to go fuck yourself until I burst into flames and died. Go choke on Moochelle Obama's cock!!! Seriously though, Chick-fil-a sucks. Fuck Chick-fil-a. http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb277/mdar15manager/Motivators/Heresy_zpslvzbrydv.jpg  |
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I've only gotten an incorrect order once at a Chick-fil-a. When I went to complain the manager came out immediately, refunded my money and gave me a fist full of gift cards and apologized. So, OP, did you complain about your order to anyone or just come to here to rant like a child? |
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Looking at your location and your hatred for our Chick-Fil-A. I have to ask... What is you DU screenname? I think DU is worse than Chick-fil-a. Every time I've ever been directed to that site from someone here to witness the derp there I have a seizure. Fuck DU. |
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So, OP, did you complain about your order to anyone or just come to here to rant like a child? I ranted like a child. I do not want to step foot in that establishment again. I figured that there's much doom and gloom on here today that making people laugh at my retarded rant would at least cheer someone up if not change the subject from the current world affairs for at least a moment.
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It's still fast food, but their overall quality, speed of service, cleanliness, professionalism, and consistency make Chick-fil-A a winner in my book. Besides, what the fuck does a guy from New Jersey know about fried chicken? Nothing for nothing, the restaurant was very clean. I still dislike their food and after today's excursion there I doubt I will ever eat there again. |
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Is it weird that I wrote that rant out with a smile? Quoted:
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I think you were holding back on telling us how you really feel about Chick-fil-A. It would do you good to just get it out of your system. Is it weird that I wrote that rant out with a smile? Not at all. I think it gave you a great sense of satisfaction and pleasure to run Chick-Fil-A into the ground. I will say in fairness to you that I would have been just as upset as you about the hair. You had every right to be upset. |