FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who's loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I
pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.