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Posted: 5/20/2003 5:23:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2003 5:32:35 PM EDT by lordtrader]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:26:39 PM EDT
WTF!!! that's way too much info [puke]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:28:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Did not work. My 3 incher is still a 3 incher. [:(]
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Jesus Freaking Christ on Crutches! WAAYYY too much information here. Although I don't see what's wrong with a 3-inch diameter penis.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:31:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:36:51 PM EDT
LT, What's wrong with that pinky of yours?
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:37:04 PM EDT
I thought you said those pills worked.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:42:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:42:35 PM EDT
Every time you pee wring it out instead of shaking it off. In time it [i]will[/i] get longer. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:44:32 PM EDT
Instead of using that stuff why not just strap the bottle to you leg? Or maybe use it on the woman?? Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 5:47:21 PM EDT
Me thinkum snake juice no helpem LT. Him needum Ferrari! [lol]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:24:31 PM EDT
[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:47:58 PM EDT
Please, PLEASE, Let this man have a chicky snack!
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:59:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:06:19 PM EDT
Dear God, Please send LT a good woman. If not for his sake, then for ours. Amen. --LS But ya know.... I've always wondered if that stuff works. Keep us posted! [booze]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:13:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:27:05 PM EDT
Geeeez! I know you've got standards, but any port in a storm, if ya' know what I mean. Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little butter.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:37:27 PM EDT
I've been wondering if those breast enlargement pills work (not for myself, of course). If it's not too much trouble, how about trying some of those? Then we'll all know what to get the wife's for father's day.[naughty]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 8:02:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 8:07:31 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 8:28:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2003 8:31:39 PM EDT by CockedandLocked]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 8:36:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:08:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Kinda hard to change your diet when you get used to eating the finest cut of beef.
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Here's your problem...you're a beef eater when you should be looking for fish![;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:36:18 PM EDT
200 pounds of dynamite with a 3" fuse. RUN!! Maybe you need to practice your "muff" diving.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:42:19 PM EDT
LT- Use the links I gave you in your team member post. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:43:05 PM EDT
[Buzz Lightyear] You are a sad, strange little man. I bid you farewell. [/Buzz Lightyear]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:44:01 PM EDT
Smells like desperation.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:46:10 PM EDT
LT, remember the old saying: "Don't judge the size until you blow it up". Good luck with the pheremones, I'm looking forward to a SITREP.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:05:20 AM EDT
LT, made this shirt for you :D, also have a "chicky snack" shirt in the works. [url=http://www.cafeshops.com/000buckwear.6064452][img]http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/6064452_F_tn.jpg[/img][/url]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 3:35:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 6:36:12 AM EDT
Holy Sheeeet!!! [LOLabove] [rofl2] [rofl2][rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 7:35:28 AM EDT
I hope you didnt pay to much for that bottle cause you can get the same stuff at wally world in the sporting goods department. Just as for the stuff that smells like a buck in rutt. Just dont go near the woods. Hey how did the trip to CA work out ?
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 8:04:47 AM EDT
Have you tried wearing gloves. that hand is scary.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 9:45:04 AM EDT
Were batteries included with that 'bottle'? [BD]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 9:58:37 AM EDT
The problem with pheromones like the ones you bought, is that they are NOT human pheromones. Only human pheromones will affect a human female, and you cannot buy them. Sorry, pal, I imagine that the women who reacted to you did so because you were half expecting and more open to a reaction than usual. Or, you were just more confident, which works on many women...
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:10:48 AM EDT
LT: maybe its not actually the PHEROMONES that are working... maybe its making you believe in yourself again... showing you have confidence.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:23:43 AM EDT
LT....try out these "POWER JELQ" exercises. The Power-Jelq device works by simulating the "jelqing" or "milking" exercises, traditionally done by hand, that have been used for centuries, and are currently the most powerful penis enlargement ... read more.. [url]http://www.jelq-usa.com/[/url]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 10:24:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TRW: LT....try out these "POWER JELQ" exercises. The Power-Jelq device works by simulating the "jelqing" or "milking" exercises, traditionally done by hand, that have been used for centuries, and are currently the most powerful penis enlargement ... read more.. [url]http://www.jelq-usa.com/[/url]
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[shock] that looks PAINFUL!!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 8:35:10 AM EDT
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