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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:06:33 PM EDT

Never mind, OP is blind.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:08:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:08:53 PM EDT

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I'll start

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1772064_U_Laugh__U_Lose__Take_2.html

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:09:36 PM EDT

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ok....here...
what do i win?

eta: damnit, beat!

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:11:02 PM EDT

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Wow. How did I never see that?

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:13:52 PM EDT

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Wow. How did I never see that?

...especially with over 20k posts?
i dunno either....

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:15:11 PM EDT

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i dunno either....

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I'll start

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1772064_U_Laugh__U_Lose__Take_2.html

Wow. How did I never see that?

...especially with over 20k posts?
i dunno either....

20k is a drop in the bucket compared to some.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:19:16 PM EDT

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http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1772064_U_Laugh__U_Lose__Take_2.html

Wow. How did I never see that?

...especially with over 20k posts?
i dunno either....

20k is a drop in the bucket compared to some.

you're not following the rules of your own thread...i mean, it's like a thread about unemployed people, it just don't work...

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:20:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Ibtl

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:21:12 PM EDT

[#9]

lulz

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:21:25 PM EDT

[#10]

In?

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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:21:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:24:52 PM EDT

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what's brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr. dre

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:26:28 PM EDT

[#13]

It's ok OP.
There's always tomorrow.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:26:45 PM EDT

[#14]

why shouldn't you hire a midget as a chef?

the steaks are too high

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:28:04 PM EDT

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You're not living up to your user name.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:28:50 PM EDT

[#16]

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:29:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:29:24 PM EDT

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I

B

T

L

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:29:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:29:56 PM EDT

[#20]

wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwoot

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:32:16 PM EDT

[#21]

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:33:38 PM EDT

[#22]

In

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:33:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong socks today.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:34:22 PM EDT

[#24]

Two nuns are riding their bicycles through a small village. One says to the other "oh, I haven't come this way before."
The other nun turns to her and says "it must be the cobblestones."

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:35:35 PM EDT

[#25]

What do you call the little Irish man that lives on your porch? Patty O'Furniture

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:36:11 PM EDT

[#26]

My penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records, but I was thrown out of the library.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:38:08 PM EDT

[#27]

this one's for aimless before he locks it...

Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality...

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:39:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:40:47 PM EDT

[#29]

wonder how many more i can put before it's gone...

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:41:23 PM EDT

[#30]

In!

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:42:07 PM EDT

[#31]

I went to a zoo but there was only one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:43:07 PM EDT

[#32]

What is the temperature in a tauntaun? Luke warm.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:43:27 PM EDT

[#33]

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:45:46 PM EDT

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Oh shit

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:46:35 PM EDT

[#35]

wife: i hate it when you use such vulgar language.
husband: what? you mean 'eating pussy'? what else should i call it?
wife: cunnilingus
husband: well, that's a mouthful

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:46:57 PM EDT

[#36]

IBTL

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:47:17 PM EDT

[#37]

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownaparte

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:47:22 PM EDT

[#38]

No way

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:47:45 PM EDT

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Calling out The Penguin... balsy

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:47:47 PM EDT

[#40]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:48:29 PM EDT

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this one's for aimless before he locks it...

Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality...

Calling out The Penguin... balsy

gotta be balsy if you're gonna golf with me!

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:48:49 PM EDT

[#42]

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:49:13 PM EDT

[#43]

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:50:28 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/20/2016 2:50:51 PM EDT

[#45]

What do you call a turtle with a big dick? Slow poke

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:51:42 PM EDT

[#46]

FPNI

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:51:55 PM EDT

[#47]

Why are there no walmarts in Afghanistan ? Because there's a target on every corner

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:52:33 PM EDT

[#48]

what kind of birds stick together? Velcrows

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:52:41 PM EDT

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*rimshot*

Posted: 5/20/2016 2:53:32 PM EDT

[#50]

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

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