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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:35:33 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm not surprised.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:36:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Just buy a bucket of fried chicken.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:36:35 PM EDT
[#3]
chilli rainbow from a gator
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:36:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Don't forget beans. Chili has beans.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:36:45 PM EDT
[#5]
Understandable, how else would you have time to post here if you...did the right thing
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:36:54 PM EDT
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They're having an EMS week potluck, and I don't feel like cooking. I'm thinking about buying some cans of chili, pour it into a crock pot with some alligator meat, and serve it as my own recipe. What kind of hell is waiting for me in the afterlife? Before someone says, THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY NOT GOING THE WAY OP THOUGHT IT WOULD, it probably is going exactly the way I thought it would. Add some ketchup, and you'll be fine.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:37:12 PM EDT
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When I pull that crap, I do it with store-bought potato salad- fresh cut celery, a little onion and paprika on top.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:38:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Take a side of Poke Salad, just in case
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:40:44 PM EDT
[#9]
What happened to imitation crab meat?
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:40:55 PM EDT
[#10]
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Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. I shall whip this out in every chili thread from now on. 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:43:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Put some Carolina Reaper in it and no one will be able to tell.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:44:07 PM EDT
[#12]
That would be perfectly acceptable, providing you cooked that alligator in your own special way first.
Oh, make sure the canned chili you pick has beans, just to piss off the purists. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:44:10 PM EDT
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I did that at Scout camp one year with my son. Several cans of Dinty Moore beef stew in a dutch over, cover them with Pillsbury pop-open biscuits, and set it in the camp fire about 1/2 hour. Everybody said it was the best pot of the pot luck dinner that night. I just grinned.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:48:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Poop thread.
Canned chili 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:50:00 PM EDT
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I shall whip this out in every chili thread from now on. http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz191/Medicfrost1/fp2000.jpg.png Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. I shall whip this out in every chili thread from now on. http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz191/Medicfrost1/fp2000.jpg.png Its just meat sauce if it doesnt. 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:50:10 PM EDT
[#16]
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I'm not surprised. It's actually exactly the kind of thing I'd expect from OP. The chili, not the thread. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:56:56 PM EDT
[#17]
OP is a blasphemous charlatan who is merely attempting to provoke the kind and gentle-natured denizens of GD. It will not work. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 5:58:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Just go to Texas Roadhouse and buy a couple of buckets of their chill (if they sell it).
If you are gong to be lazy, at least look good doing it. 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:00:23 PM EDT
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You won't have to wait for an afterlife to visit hell. Sounds like you'll be in living hell after serving that to a person you have to ride in close quarters with all night. I'd let one, hit the window locks and turn on the heat.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:01:40 PM EDT
[#20]
Don't forget to serve it on top of spaghetti and sprinkle cinnamon on top.
A sin is a sin no matter how big. Might as well go big.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:04:20 PM EDT
[#21]
2 cans of wolf chili, pepper, small amount of salt, a good dousing of sriracha, some fiesta type shredded cheese, heat, mix, and serve.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:07:41 PM EDT
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Just go to Texas Roadhouse and buy a couple of buckets of their chill (if they sell it). If you are gong to be lazy, at least look good doing it. A guy at work won the chili cook off with straight up wendy's chili too many non chili makers as voters |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:08:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Not a problem but tell them the gator is chicken.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:09:12 PM EDT
[#24]
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Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. This Texan got it right! |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:23:38 PM EDT
[#25]
grind into a sauce a pound or 2 of Habanero's to toss in your pot and nobody will know it's canned chile.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:25:50 PM EDT
[#26]
Poseur!
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:25:57 PM EDT
[#27]
Typical Florida wins again thread
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:27:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Ohfuckingshit
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:27:26 PM EDT
[#29]
Just mark it as having gator meat. Had a coworker with seafood allergies eat some once at a work potluck and almost died.
I guess, being an EMS party, there should be some atropine on hand. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:27:40 PM EDT
[#30]
you cooked it...it IS YOUR recipe...free food---fuck em
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:49:20 PM EDT
[#31]
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Just mark it as having gator meat. Had a coworker with seafood allergies eat some once at a work potluck and almost died. I guess, being an EMS party, there should be some atropine on hand. 'Gator isn't "seafood". Something else was going on. (I think) |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:51:22 PM EDT
[#32]
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Just mark it as having gator meat. Had a coworker with seafood allergies eat some once at a work potluck and almost died. I guess, being an EMS party, there should be some atropine on hand. Gator isn't seafood, and I think you mean Epinephrine. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:54:42 PM EDT
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This Texan got it right! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. This Texan got it right! Not a true Texan! |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:56:25 PM EDT
[#34]
I bet your on an ambulance all the time. If you rode on a truck or an engine you wouldn't pull this shit.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:57:21 PM EDT
[#35]
It's EMS week?
I need to put on my old class B's and hit a local ER for the free food. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:59:22 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: They're having an EMS week potluck, and I don't feel like cooking. I'm thinking about buying some cans of chili, pour it into a crock pot with some alligator meat, and serve it as my own recipe. What kind of hell is waiting for me in the afterlife? Before someone says, THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY NOT GOING THE WAY OP THOUGHT IT WOULD, it probably is going exactly the way I thought it would. you will attempt to to more than I would do I don't take part in these at work because of people like you |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:59:29 PM EDT
[#37]
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Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. and throw in a little corn 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 6:59:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Really
Come on buddy , as a "real" man you can do better than that ! |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:03:01 PM EDT
[#39]
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I bet your on an ambulance all the time. If you rode on a truck or an engine you wouldn't pull this shit. Shit. He wouldn't know it's EMS week. He'd also have the time to make a proper pot of chili since you guys never leave the house. Theyhateus'causetheyain'tus.gif. <--saved you some time replying. lol Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:05:52 PM EDT
[#40]
You should have offered to bring a fruitplate
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:08:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: They're having an EMS week potluck, and I don't feel like cooking. I'm thinking about buying some cans of chili, pour it into a crock pot with some alligator meat, and serve it as my own recipe. What kind of hell is waiting for me in the afterlife? Before someone says, THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY NOT GOING THE WAY OP THOUGHT IT WOULD, it probably is going exactly the way I thought it would. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:09:28 PM EDT
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Just mark it as having gator meat. Had a coworker with seafood allergies eat some once at a work potluck and almost died. I guess, being an EMS party, there should be some atropine on hand. Holy shit. Are you really assuming that gator is a seafood? 
Or You's trollin like a ma 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:33:03 PM EDT
[#43]
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They're having an EMS week potluck, and I don't feel like cooking. I'm thinking about buying some cans of chili, pour it into a crock pot with some alligator meat, and serve it as my own recipe. What kind of hell is waiting for me in the afterlife? Before someone says, THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY NOT GOING THE WAY OP THOUGHT IT WOULD, it probably is going exactly the way I thought it would. Don't blame you....the local hospital bought us pizza. Fucking RN's ateit all 
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Posted: 5/17/2016 7:39:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't forget beans. Chili has beans. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:11:02 PM EDT
[#45]
I couldn't do it. I was about to head to Publix, and I told my wife I needed to pick up some Chili for work, and she started to yell at me, and calling me a cheater, and scumbag, and some other stuff. I was really confused on her overreaction, so I went and actually bought all the ingredients to make homemade chili. I was afraid she was going to stab me.
It turns out she thought I was entering a Chili Cook Off. I have no idea why she thought that. After finding out it was for a pot luck, she told me not to waste time making chili, and make something called "dump cake" instead. I already have the ingredients to make chili, so I might as well get it started. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:13:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Withhold sex until she apologizes.
(If that really works, please document it for history). |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:17:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Dump cake is pretty damn good.
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:32:29 PM EDT
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Dump cake is pretty damn good. What is it, and is it better than chili? I'm making the chili now, so there is no going back, but maybe next time. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:39:45 PM EDT
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What is it, and is it better than chili? I'm making the chili now, so there is no going back, but maybe next time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Dump cake is pretty damn good. What is it, and is it better than chili? I'm making the chili now, so there is no going back, but maybe next time. I never knew what dump cake was until the fire department. Your ignorance of this awesomeness is very confusing. Put a big can of peaches in heavy syrup in a greased skillet, dump in yellow cake mix and pat it down a bit, then cover it almost completely in butter patties sliced off the stick. Feel free to dust with a little cinnamon and sugar. Bake until it looks done, its very cobbleresque. Make sure you have vanilla ice cream. |
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Posted: 5/17/2016 8:41:16 PM EDT
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I couldn't do it. I was about to head to Publix, and I told my wife I needed to pick up some Chili for work, and she started to yell at me, and calling me a cheater, and scumbag, and some other stuff. I was really confused on her overreaction, so I went and actually bought all the ingredients to make homemade chili. I was afraid she was going to stab me. It turns out she thought I was entering a Chili Cook Off. I have no idea why she thought that. After finding out it was for a pot luck, she told me not to waste time making chili, and make something called "dump cake" instead. I already have the ingredients to make chili, so I might as well get it started. Puss. Chili is EASY to make. Dump cake is retard simple. |
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