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5/5/2016 11:25:29 PM EDT
My refrigerator died again and I'm sick of fixing it so I ordered a new one.  Now until the new one arrives I have to walk all the way to my attached garage where my other fridge is anytime I want a cold beer..



As if that were not bad enough, I have to open the actual garage door because my 3 stall garage has 3 vehicles and a RZR which blocks the direct route







Your first world problems, post them here.
5/5/2016 11:35:47 PM EDT
[#1]
I forgot to put bottles of water in the fridge this morning, and tonight I had to pour it into a glass of ice before I could drink it.

5/5/2016 11:36:44 PM EDT
[#2]
My Yeti cup keeps my coffee too hot.
5/5/2016 11:40:22 PM EDT
[#3]
my tire gauge leaks, need a new one
5/5/2016 11:48:59 PM EDT
[#4]
My power folding mirrors sporadically stop working on my Escalade, so when reverse into a parking spot, I have to dodge the mirror so I won't hit it with my shoulder.

My wife has a walk in closet full of clothes, but "nothing to wear".

200+ channels and nothing to watch.

5/6/2016 12:24:20 AM EDT
[#5]
My caddy had a heart attack on the 15th hole today and I had to wait an entire 45 minutes for his replacement to arrive. On top of that, they charged me for the drinks I requested while waiting rather than comping them for my inconvenience!  

I finish up, call for my driver, and my chauffeur is whining about wanting a couple of days off for the birth of his son sometime in the next couple of weeks. Christ, good help is hard to find.
Knowing my luck, I'll end up having to postpone my bespoke suit fitting to drive the wife to her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot since her Jaguar is in the shop (again!) and there's no way in Hell I'm letting her drive my Bugatti.
5/6/2016 12:25:49 AM EDT
[#6]
I'm not sure how many pairs of socks I own.
5/6/2016 1:18:28 AM EDT
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My caddy had a heart attack on the 15th hole today and I had to wait an entire 45 minutes for his replacement to arrive. On top of that, they charged me for the drinks I requested while waiting rather than comping them for my inconvenience!  



I finish up, call for my driver, and my chauffeur is whining about wanting a couple of days off for the birth of his son sometime in the next couple of weeks. Christ, good help is hard to find.

Knowing my luck, I'll end up having to postpone my bespoke suit fitting to drive the wife to her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot since her Jaguar is in the shop (again!) and there's no way in Hell I'm letting her drive my Bugatti.
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Lol
5/6/2016 1:24:21 AM EDT
[#8]
Democrats. Need I say more?
5/6/2016 1:25:12 AM EDT
[#9]
I have make at least a 71 on my final tomorrow to pass the class.
5/6/2016 1:25:58 AM EDT
[#10]
My dick got caught in my zipper.......of my cargo pocket!