Posted: 4/29/2016 9:05:07 PM EDT
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It's almost May and the temperature outside is having trouble getting to 50 degrees outside.
What's making you want to join the Kurds fighting the ISISies just you you can warm up a bit 
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My wife told me earlier that the door won't lock on our brand new front loading washing machine. If the door doesn't lock then it won't wash clothes.
She just had to have a fucking front loader  I've got the locking mechanism in pieces - it's a fucking Rube Goldberg pile of total mechanical bullshit. The fucking cretin who designed this 21st century nightmare should be arrested and tried in front of a tribunal for crimes against humanity. Once convicted, I would like to force him at gunpoint into our matching POS front loading dryer. Once inside I would gag him, cover him with honey, and then dump in 5000 Africanized honey bees. Then I'd put him on a 90 minute timed drying cycle at low heat, so he can enjoy the full experience. Oh, and just before I forced him in I'd shoot him up with epinephrine, so he doesn't expire early from anaphylactic shock.
Fuck that guy ... FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS FAMILY TOO!! I fucking hate him with the heat of a thousand dying Suns. FUCK ... HIM! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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My wife told me earlier that the door won't lock on our brand new front loading washing machine. If the door doesn't lock then it won't wash clothes. She just had to have a fucking front loader I've got the locking mechanism in pieces - it's a fucking Rube Goldberg pile of total mechanical bullshit. The fucking cretin who designed this 21st century nightmare should be arrested and tried in front of a tribunal for crimes against humanity. Once convicted, I would like to force him at gunpoint into our matching POS front loading dryer. Once inside I would gag him, cover him with honey, and then dump in 5000 Africanized honey bees. Then I'd put him on a 90 minute timed drying cycle at low heat, so he can enjoy the full experience. Oh, and just before I forced him in I'd shoot him up with epinephrine, so he doesn't expire early from anaphylactic shock.
Fuck that guy ... FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS FAMILY TOO!! I fucking hate him with the heat of a thousand dying Suns. FUCK ... HIM! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sucker. Frond load washing machines were created specifically to get wives to talk people like you into paying 5 times as much for a new washing machine to replace one that probably only needed a $50 part. The true beauty of the invention is that you'll have to replace it again in a couple of years when she realizes she liked the old one better. Enjoy dropping your clean close in the floor on the way to the drier. |
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Sucker. Frond load washing machines were created specifically to get wives to talk people like you into paying 5 times as much for a new washing machine to replace one that probably only needed a $50 part. The true beauty of the invention is that you'll have to replace it again in a couple of years when she realizes she liked the old one better. Enjoy dropping your clean close in the floor on the way to the drier. Quoted:
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My wife told me earlier that the door won't lock on our brand new front loading washing machine. If the door doesn't lock then it won't wash clothes. She just had to have a fucking front loader I've got the locking mechanism in pieces - it's a fucking Rube Goldberg pile of total mechanical bullshit. The fucking cretin who designed this 21st century nightmare should be arrested and tried in front of a tribunal for crimes against humanity. Once convicted, I would like to force him at gunpoint into our matching POS front loading dryer. Once inside I would gag him, cover him with honey, and then dump in 5000 Africanized honey bees. Then I'd put him on a 90 minute timed drying cycle at low heat, so he can enjoy the full experience. Oh, and just before I forced him in I'd shoot him up with epinephrine, so he doesn't expire early from anaphylactic shock.
Fuck that guy ... FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS FAMILY TOO!! I fucking hate him with the heat of a thousand dying Suns. FUCK ... HIM! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sucker. Frond load washing machines were created specifically to get wives to talk people like you into paying 5 times as much for a new washing machine to replace one that probably only needed a $50 part. The true beauty of the invention is that you'll have to replace it again in a couple of years when she realizes she liked the old one better. Enjoy dropping your clean close in the floor on the way to the drier. Indeed. The thing is, our old washer and dryer were easy as hell to work on. Over the eighteen or so years we owned them I've replaced the belt in the dryer and the motor and gearbox on the washer. I've also fixed the agitator (with Devcon epoxy) and cleaned a balky selector switch. In the past I'd figure out what was wrong, watch a couple of YouTube videos to familiarize myself, order the part I needed, install it, and be DONE with it. This new pair? Despite costing nearly two freaking grand they are both filled with cheap plastic parts, including the mounts for the tubs in each. Even if both functioned perfectly there is no way they can last - the component quality and robust design just isn't there. Each unit has a circuit board that isn't potted or protected in any way from humidity or vibration, and I'm already seeing signs of corrosion. The solder joints look like shit too. Two ... Freaking ... Grand
Our old Maytags weren't state of the art, but how much tech do you need in a freaking washing machine? They were overbuilt and simple to diagnose and repair. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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All I got tonight is mockingbirds. I hate those raucous 3 am singing POS flying filth squawking trash birds.
May they go the way of the Dodo. The Dodo was probably a better bird to have around so bring back Dodos and extinct mockingbirds 335 years ago instead. |
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Indeed. The thing is, our old washer and dryer were easy as hell to work on. Over the eighteen or so years we owned them I've replaced the belt in the dryer and the motor and gearbox on the washer. I've also fixed the agitator (with Devcon epoxy) and cleaned a balky selector switch. In the past I'd figure out what was wrong, watch a couple of YouTube videos to familiarize myself, order the part I needed, install it, and be DONE with it. This new pair? Despite costing nearly two freaking grand they are both filled with cheap plastic parts, including the mounts for the tubs in each. Even if both functioned perfectly there is no way they can last - the component quality and robust design just isn't there. Each unit has a circuit board that isn't potted or protected in any way from humidity or vibration, and I'm already seeing signs of corrosion. The solder joints look like shit too. Two ... Freaking ... Grand
Our old Maytags weren't state of the art, but how much tech do you need in a freaking washing machine? They were overbuilt and simple to diagnose and repair. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quoted:
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My wife told me earlier that the door won't lock on our brand new front loading washing machine. If the door doesn't lock then it won't wash clothes. She just had to have a fucking front loader I've got the locking mechanism in pieces - it's a fucking Rube Goldberg pile of total mechanical bullshit. The fucking cretin who designed this 21st century nightmare should be arrested and tried in front of a tribunal for crimes against humanity. Once convicted, I would like to force him at gunpoint into our matching POS front loading dryer. Once inside I would gag him, cover him with honey, and then dump in 5000 Africanized honey bees. Then I'd put him on a 90 minute timed drying cycle at low heat, so he can enjoy the full experience. Oh, and just before I forced him in I'd shoot him up with epinephrine, so he doesn't expire early from anaphylactic shock.
Fuck that guy ... FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS FAMILY TOO!! I fucking hate him with the heat of a thousand dying Suns. FUCK ... HIM! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sucker. Frond load washing machines were created specifically to get wives to talk people like you into paying 5 times as much for a new washing machine to replace one that probably only needed a $50 part. The true beauty of the invention is that you'll have to replace it again in a couple of years when she realizes she liked the old one better. Enjoy dropping your clean close in the floor on the way to the drier. Indeed. The thing is, our old washer and dryer were easy as hell to work on. Over the eighteen or so years we owned them I've replaced the belt in the dryer and the motor and gearbox on the washer. I've also fixed the agitator (with Devcon epoxy) and cleaned a balky selector switch. In the past I'd figure out what was wrong, watch a couple of YouTube videos to familiarize myself, order the part I needed, install it, and be DONE with it. This new pair? Despite costing nearly two freaking grand they are both filled with cheap plastic parts, including the mounts for the tubs in each. Even if both functioned perfectly there is no way they can last - the component quality and robust design just isn't there. Each unit has a circuit board that isn't potted or protected in any way from humidity or vibration, and I'm already seeing signs of corrosion. The solder joints look like shit too. Two ... Freaking ... Grand
Our old Maytags weren't state of the art, but how much tech do you need in a freaking washing machine? They were overbuilt and simple to diagnose and repair. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile My wife said, "But they use less water, and get your cloths cleaner". My cloths are plenty clean, and $2000 will pay my entire water bill for 5 years. No. |
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Fuck people in general.
After dealing with peoples inconsiderate, head up their ass, special snowflake bullshit all day I long for the apocalypse, at least then if I dont go out in the initial cause I will be able to purge those folks without the police getting all uppity. |
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I've got 35 grand in the bank, I can't find a 57 Chevy to buy, and my 69 Camaro needs a quarter panel and paint, and I have a 67 corvette project waiting to be started.. Finding motivation is real hard right now.. Wah, frickin, wah!  we should all have your problems.
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I don't tell them what to eat,drink,drive,live.|
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Wife still barren and depressed. Love my foster kids and hope we get to adopt but the fear and uncertainty is crushing I'm a fat fuck but the depression and stress has me eating too much I've lost my faith and it hurts. Really sorry about that. Hope everything works out for you. My problem is I fell 2 weeks ago and still feel like crap. Bruised some ribs, sternum, femur, doc said bruised my heart. Was getting better but now lower back hurts like hell. Took a pain pill but don't help. Hope I can get some sleep. |
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Wah, frickin, wah! we should all have your problems.Quoted:
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I've got 35 grand in the bank, I can't find a 57 Chevy to buy, and my 69 Camaro needs a quarter panel and paint, and I have a 67 corvette project waiting to be started.. Finding motivation is real hard right now.. Wah, frickin, wah! we should all have your problems.You have inspired me. NO MORE! I will get to it first thing in the morning! |
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My wife said, "But they use less water, and get your cloths cleaner". My cloths are plenty clean, and $2000 will pay my entire water bill for 5 years. No. My clothes don't seem to be any cleaner. While they do use less water, it would take decades to realize any savings considering the unit cost. I should have been paying attention when we bought ours. At the time I knew nothing about them, and my wife took point on selection and purchase. If only I knew then what I know now 
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Im gonna go shoot that STOP sign more. ps: Dude with the 35grand... If you can't decide, Ill gladly spend it for you.  You get 35 grand by saving, not spending. What the hell is the point in that? |
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DeQuervain's tendinitis and intersection syndrome,double whammy. The pain that shoots up my arm when I do something without thinking like try to pull up my zipper or moving blanket or pillow in my sleep is literally breathtaking. Broken bones didn't hurt that bad. I've been in a stupid brace taking liver killing amount of ibuprofen and it hasn't helped. My Dr thinks I have a systemic inflammation problem going on as my shoulder,hips and even rib cage are burning,though not nearly as bad. The Dr she referred me to won't see me for another 3 weeks
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I've about had it with gender fluidity. For reals. Seriously. For real seriously. Men is men and girls is ladies and there ain't no point in telling me different. I mean it's getting to when boys have bigger tits than ladies! I know I do. That's gotta stop.
I'll tell you what really sets me off.. Me and the boys, we're having a great afternoon - couple of cases of Logger Light, some steaks on the grill, jumping 4-wheelers and shooting AR's and trampolines and wrestling in a muddy hole with our tops off, you know, typical good time shit. Now at the corner of my periphery, I see those fruity fellas riding bicycles. City boys, coming out to the country with their brightly colored jerseys and fruity hats and tight shorts. I don't want to see your johnson! We ain't, friends! And they ride bicycles with tap shoes on! Fucking tap shoes! Just in case they need to jump off and sing a show tune. What the hell is that all about? |