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I remember those days....my ex even had that look of the white chick with the big hair and bigger eyes and even bigger tits....


crzy fuckin bitch she turned out to be

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Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.

Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?

Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?

Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.

Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie?

[Silent Bob points to the two teens]

Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain.

Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

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While I generally refrain from profanity or obscenity in my speech or writing, I must protest that the OP has misspelled Morris Day And The Motherfucking Time.