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Posted: 5/8/2003 10:36:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/1/2003 1:00:10 PM EDT by ArmdLbrl]
[i]In a dirty apartment somewhere in Iraq[/i] Ahmed: They bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had. And not just from us, but from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers. Ali: And from our fathers', fathers', fathers. Ahmed: Yeah. Ali: And from our fathers', fathers', fathers', fathers. Ahmed: Yeah, all right, Stan. Don't label the point. And what have they ever given us in return? Rebel2: The aquaduct? Ahmed: What? Rebel2: The aquaduct. Ahmed: Oh yeah, yeah. They did give us that. That's true, yeah. Rebel3: And sanitation. Ali: Oh yeah, the sanitation, Ahmed, Remember what the city used to be like. Ahmed: Yeah, all right, I'll grant you the aquaduct , the santation are two things the Americans have done... Mohammad: And the roads. Ahmed: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads, I mean the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aquaduct, and the roads... Rebel4: Irrigation. Rebel2: Medcine. Rebel5: Education. Ahmed: Yeah, yeah, all right. Fair enough... Rebel1: And [i]Baywatch[/i]. Rebels: Oh, yeah Tarik: Yeah. Yeah, That's something that we'd really miss, Ahmed, if the Americans left, huh. Rebel6: Public baths. Ali: And it's safe to walk the in streets at night now Ahmed. Tariq: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it, the only ones who could in a place like this. All: Huhuhuh. Huhuhuhuhuh. Ahmed: All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, Baywatch, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the AMERICANS ever done for us? Rebel2: Brought peace? Ahmed: Oh, peace. Shaddup. [i]with apologies to the original owners of this script[/i][;)]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:44:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2003 11:04:32 PM EDT by NME]
[V]So true, how can they be so blind.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:40:53 PM EDT
I love LoB. First time I saw this I just about passed out laughing...and its so applicable these days.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:50:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:51:31 PM EDT
All I said was this fish was good enough for Jehovah!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:00:56 PM EDT
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