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4/7/2016 5:48:52 PM EDT


Most confusing and insane intersection I've ever dealt with. It used to be normal.
4/7/2016 5:49:29 PM EDT
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LMAO How did I guess this would be Pigeon Forge exit off 40!?  I'll be there in about 20min.  The only thing dumb about it is the 20mph limit they've still got stamped up a half mile before the on-ramp.
4/7/2016 5:50:26 PM EDT
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It's all because they forgot the g in dumpling.
4/7/2016 5:50:38 PM EDT
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Maximizes traffic flow, minimizes long waits for lights.



However, because 'Murricuh!!!, must hate.
4/7/2016 5:51:10 PM EDT
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I can think of one or two identical intersections
4/7/2016 5:51:29 PM EDT
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Here in the TN Valley the letter "G" is only used on the front of words.
4/7/2016 5:51:33 PM EDT
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I drive through it often, always get confused. First time I tried to get on 40 E after dark I almost had to shoot someone.
4/7/2016 5:51:47 PM EDT
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Diverging diamond. People can't even handle roundabouts here, and they're putting one of those in by one of the highways.
4/7/2016 5:52:12 PM EDT
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The crisscrosses are stupid.
4/7/2016 5:53:16 PM EDT
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Nifty.





4/7/2016 5:53:36 PM EDT
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Have you never been to northern Virginia OP?  Come by the mixing bowl.
4/7/2016 5:53:44 PM EDT
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Maximizes traffic flow, minimizes long waits for lights.





However, because 'Murricuh!!!, must hate.








The crisscrosses are stupid.


Would not work otherwise.








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4/7/2016 5:54:15 PM EDT
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On another note, I've been coming down here for almost 25 years. Are they ever going to not have construction heading to Sevierville?
4/7/2016 5:54:42 PM EDT
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Have you never been to northern Virginia OP?  Come by the mixing bowl.
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Not in 15 years.
4/7/2016 5:54:52 PM EDT
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The crisscrosses are stupid.
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Maximizes traffic flow, minimizes long waits for lights.

However, because 'Murricuh!!!, must hate.


The crisscrosses are stupid.


But required to allow unimpeded entry/exit to the highway without having to turn left in front of oncoming traffic.

The best way to do the diverging diamond is to grade separate the traffic lanes....and you'd have exactly 0 lights, but now we're talking lots of $$$.  

They just put one of these in near me and I love it.  It's eased congestion massively.
4/7/2016 5:55:22 PM EDT
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Maximizes traffic flow, minimizes long waits for lights.



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The crisscrosses are stupid.
No. It allows the left-hand turn onto another highway without crossing opposing traffic. Much safer, and much more efficient, except for the MORANS who like to stop on green.

 
4/7/2016 5:56:28 PM EDT
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Looks confusing from overhead, but it works.  Just drive real fast and don't overthink it.
4/7/2016 5:58:01 PM EDT
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If people would stop coming, they'd stop constructing.  
4/7/2016 5:58:09 PM EDT
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There are some stupid interchanges in the DC area like that.
4/7/2016 5:58:42 PM EDT
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That design was so cool that Round Rock, TX just finished the same pattern. (1431 and 35)
4/7/2016 5:59:04 PM EDT
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If people would stop coming, they'd stop constructing.  


Wife wanted to go down to PF and GBurg earlier today. I refused to go past the river. Traffic still a pain at 1pm on a weekday.
4/7/2016 5:59:47 PM EDT
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I saw the picture and thought that it looked familiar. Should have seen it when it was under construction because it was all cones and arrows.

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4/7/2016 5:59:54 PM EDT
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They are changing a normal overpass to this over the summer in Anchorage. I look forward to it as it's always busy and backing traffic up.
4/7/2016 6:00:49 PM EDT
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I did. It was even worse.
4/7/2016 6:01:47 PM EDT
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Diverging diamond. I think it's Obama's way of thinning the geriatric herd.
4/7/2016 6:02:24 PM EDT
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Wife wanted to go down to PF and GBurg earlier today. I refused to go past the river. Traffic still a pain at 1pm on a weekday.
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On another note, I've been coming down here for almost 25 years. Are they ever going to not have construction heading to Sevierville?


If people would stop coming, they'd stop constructing.  


Wife wanted to go down to PF and GBurg earlier today. I refused to go past the river. Traffic still a pain at 1pm on a weekday.


But but butt....the knifeworks is on the other side of the river.    I'm headed to a Smokies opening game.  I'm out!
4/7/2016 6:03:00 PM EDT
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Most fvcked up thing I've seen in ages.

Just opened one here - saw medics working at two different accidents in the same intersection.

It's the Dvorak keyboard of traffic routing - might be better, isn't better enough to deal with the hassle.
4/7/2016 6:03:12 PM EDT
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If people would stop coming, they'd stop constructing.  

The best part of The Road was reading about Gatlinburg being reduced to rubble and decay.  A lot of people look upon the overlook scene in sadness, but I'm all like, "Hey, look on the bright side, man, you've now got SMNP all to yourself! Enjoy it!"
4/7/2016 6:04:03 PM EDT
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There's one of those intersections on I-64 in central VA, Zion Crossroads I think....  Kinda interesting.
4/7/2016 6:04:28 PM EDT
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4/7/2016 6:04:34 PM EDT
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Most fvcked up thing I've seen in ages.

Just opened one here - saw medics working at two different accidents in the same intersection.

It's the Dvorak keyboard of traffic routing - might be better, isn't better enough to deal with the hassle.
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Ours here has completely eliminated traffic exiting the tollway from backing up and creating traffic jams.  It's not that hard of a concept to grasp or drive through.
4/7/2016 6:06:40 PM EDT
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They have one of those at mm122? or 124 on I-70 in MO at Columbia. Not so fun when you have to figure it out on the fly with a tractor trailer.
4/7/2016 6:07:36 PM EDT
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That shitty intersection was introduced in Springfield MO and down to Branson MO. May fucks be upon those shitty engineers, nothing like old people and a confusing intersection to speed up the traffic pattern
 
4/7/2016 6:08:37 PM EDT
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They have one of those at mm122? or 124 on I-70 in MO at Columbia. Not so fun when you have to figure it out on the fly with a tractor trailer.
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Stadium Blvd exit on hwy 70
4/7/2016 6:08:49 PM EDT
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There are several in my area, they are confusing at first, but they work great. One of the best ideas since round-a-bouts.

ETA
4/7/2016 6:08:59 PM EDT
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Winnipeg, MB

Osborne Village area.

why would someone from Florida post this?
4/7/2016 6:13:18 PM EDT
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That shitty intersection was introduced in Springfield MO and down to Branson MO. May fucks be upon those shitty engineers, nothing like old people and a confusing intersection to speed up the traffic pattern  
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I go through that intersection about 20 times a year. Vastly superior to the clusterfuck it used to be.

 



What's so confusing?
4/7/2016 6:15:55 PM EDT
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I go through that intersection about 20 times a year. Vastly superior to the clusterfuck it used to be.  



What's so confusing?

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That shitty intersection was introduced in Springfield MO and down to Branson MO. May fucks be upon those shitty engineers, nothing like old people and a confusing intersection to speed up the traffic pattern  
I go through that intersection about 20 times a year. Vastly superior to the clusterfuck it used to be.  



What's so confusing?

It's not confusing for me at all, but the old folks absolutely panic when they have to go into the other lane of traffic to get to the ramp.
4/7/2016 6:18:04 PM EDT
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I've lived here 47 years, nope.
4/7/2016 6:23:47 PM EDT
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We're fixin' to get something equally as dumb here in Roanoke. Drivers here can't merge on a normal on ramp to save their lives...this will surely cause aneurysms.

4/7/2016 6:24:58 PM EDT
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I raise you:

4/7/2016 6:26:17 PM EDT
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There are at least 2 of those in the Atlanta area . They work shockingly well
4/7/2016 6:28:08 PM EDT
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Lee Rd and US 23 outside of Brighton MI.




4/7/2016 6:31:34 PM EDT
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Well that will be interesting in the truck. I pick up loads from a factory on Dumplin Valley rd. Is the construction finally complete for the intersection?
4/7/2016 6:32:46 PM EDT
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"Malfunction Junction"
4/7/2016 6:55:55 PM EDT
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they're building on of those tarded diverging diamonds here, in a really dumb place. I wish they would build more traffic circles those work great.

back in the day when I lived in Phoenix, the WORST intersection in the world was N 35th ave, Indian School, HWY60 and the fucking train. shit was sketchy when there was no traffic.
looking on google earth they've fixed it.
4/7/2016 7:00:48 PM EDT
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we have one too




4/7/2016 7:06:13 PM EDT
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Not in 15 years.


LOL.

I read somewhere that the Pentagon police make HUGE numbers of DWI arrests.  Not because the generals are party animals, but rather because drunks get lost easily and the traffic interchange outside the Pentagon is extremely confusing (I can attest to that).  Anybody that shows up at the Pentagon gates at 0200 gets a sobriety test.



4/7/2016 7:09:48 PM EDT
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Welcome to northern Virginia:

4/7/2016 7:10:25 PM EDT
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Got one like op here too. Fucking stupid.
4/7/2016 7:11:14 PM EDT
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LOL.

I read somewhere that the Pentagon police make HUGE numbers of DWI arrests.  Not because the generals are party animals, but rather because drunks get lost easily and the traffic interchange outside the Pentagon is extremely confusing (I can attest to that).  Anybody that shows up at the Pentagon gates at 0200 gets a sobriety test.
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LOL.

I read somewhere that the Pentagon police make HUGE numbers of DWI arrests.  Not because the generals are party animals, but rather because drunks get lost easily and the traffic interchange outside the Pentagon is extremely confusing (I can attest to that).  Anybody that shows up at the Pentagon gates at 0200 gets a sobriety test.


They do get a few, but not as many as the surrounding jurisdictions.  They are actually called "the spaghetti bowl" because of the loop around the area.  It is a cluster in there.

I haven't seen them at the MADD awards in awhile, their old chief died not long ago.
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