User Panel
Posted: 3/25/2016 6:08:50 PM EDT
|
|
|
That's a home run, touchdown, hat trick, slam dunk and low E.T., all wrapped up into one.
|
|
Quoted: I want to believe. (But I can't) View Quote Come on man, it's not like they have fake chat apps. |
|
when we were 4 months in-country I had to sit an E-3 down with the 'toon daddy and the SL and talk to him about his girlfriend who was 3 months pregnant. He was so "excited to be a dad" and wanted to get married right when we got back.
It took me saying it about FIVE times before he got it..... "We've been here four months, she's three months pregnant" Finally the light clicked. Poor sap. SL and PSG took him to S-shop and changed his SGLI after our conversation....yeah, she was the beneficiary. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
I believe the Army mom is fake as well. IMO these guy's are trying to become something more than they are.
|
|
|
So why can't he join?
Being a shitbag isn't a disqualifier. I know that adultery is a UCMJ offense, but he's committing it before he joins |
|
|
|
I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS.
|
|
|
I hope to God that it's true. Fuck Jody! He gets around way too much.
|
|
|
|
|
Quoted:
It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
Fake. It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. Not orangello but I knew someone named lemonjello |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fake. It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. I've met his sister La-a. That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. |
|
Quoted: That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Fake. It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. I've met his sister La-a. That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised.... |
|
Quoted:
I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS. View Quote You have a point there. A lot of times our hate for Jody blinds us to the fact that some Joe is getting his life fucked up. |
|
Jody did me a favor. Lying cheating whore is his problem now. He married her.
|
|
Quoted: Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Fake. It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. I've met his sister La-a. That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised.... Assuming the track meet I seeded didn't have any jr high coaches with nothing to do and a weird sense of humor, I seeded a Lemongello in a track meet several years ago. |
|
Quoted:
That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fake. It's real. My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy. I've met his sister La-a. That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello. Orangello is married to La-Bitch-a. The Bitch don't be silent either. |
|
|
View Quote Wow pure awesome Holy fuck, someone buy that man a beer, hell if his nutts itch then scratch it for him. No homo. |
|
Quoted: I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS. View Quote |
|
Quoted:
Last week fucked around and got a triple double. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
That's a home run, touchdown, hat trick, slam dunk and low E.T., all wrapped up into one. Unlike the warrior poet Ice Cube, I have a good day when I have to use the AK |
|
Lying, cheating, dishonest bitches are a blight on society.
That's why I'm divorced. |
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.