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Posted: 3/25/2016 6:08:50 PM EDT
I love these bastards.


http://the5b.com/unfaithful/
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:12:06 PM EDT
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I hope that's real.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:14:28 PM EDT
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Well, it's on the internet without sources, how can it not be real?
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:15:46 PM EDT
[#3]
I want to believe.

(But I can't)
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:15:52 PM EDT
[#4]
That's a home run, touchdown, hat trick, slam dunk and low E.T., all wrapped up into one.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:16:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Holy shit that's some ownage.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:19:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:20:37 PM EDT
[#7]
lol
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:21:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:22:23 PM EDT
[#9]
Awesome, kids an asswipe! Also in on 1!
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:26:47 PM EDT
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Come on man, it's not like they have fake chat apps.


 
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:27:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:27:54 PM EDT
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Fake.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:28:52 PM EDT
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when we were 4 months in-country I had to sit an E-3 down with the 'toon daddy and the SL and talk to him about his girlfriend who was 3 months pregnant. He was so "excited to be a dad" and wanted to get married right when we got back.



It took me saying it about FIVE times before he got it..... "We've been here four months, she's three months pregnant"


Finally the light clicked. Poor sap. SL and PSG took him to S-shop and changed his SGLI after our conversation....yeah, she was the beneficiary.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:29:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:37:19 PM EDT
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Very nice, I want to believe.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:38:07 PM EDT
[#16]
IF that is real, that is some world class ownage
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:39:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:41:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Hail to the king, baby.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:47:09 PM EDT
[#19]
They get Better........Read "Angry Army Mom"  

Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:50:25 PM EDT
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  Come on man, it's not like they have fake chat apps.
 
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  Come on man, it's not like they have fake chat apps.
 


Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:54:12 PM EDT
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Yeah that was a good one, they post them up to their facebook page pretty regularly now, provides good entertainment for the ride home.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:56:50 PM EDT
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Pizza Party? I fucking love those!



Link Posted: 3/25/2016 6:59:21 PM EDT
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Pretty much.






Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:19:39 PM EDT
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I believe the Army mom is fake as well. IMO these guy's are trying to become something more than they are.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:19:56 PM EDT
[#25]
Jody Arock sounds like a badass user name haha.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:25:16 PM EDT
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So do I.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:26:03 PM EDT
[#27]
So why can't he join?



Being a shitbag isn't a disqualifier. I know that adultery is a UCMJ offense, but he's committing it before he joins
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:30:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:30:59 PM EDT
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You wanna see some real nasty shit go HERE

Click on confessional.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:36:45 PM EDT
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I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:36:53 PM EDT
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He obviously wouldn't have stopped the affair after he enlisted, so they just solved the issue before it became an issue.



Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:37:36 PM EDT
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I hope to God that it's true.  Fuck Jody!  He gets around way too much.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:40:43 PM EDT
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It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.

Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:42:15 PM EDT
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Last week fucked around and got a triple double.

 
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:42:22 PM EDT
[#35]
I always feel their conversations are fake.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:42:27 PM EDT
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It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.

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Fake.



It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.


I've met his sister La-a.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:42:56 PM EDT
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It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.

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It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.



Not orangello but I knew someone named lemonjello
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:50:55 PM EDT
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So fake but so funny!
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:51:29 PM EDT
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I've met his sister La-a.
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Fake.



It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.


I've met his sister La-a.


That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent".  His sister is lemonjello.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:54:55 PM EDT
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That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello.
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Fake.






It's real.



My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.





I've met his sister La-a.




That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello.


Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised....
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:55:38 PM EDT
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I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS.
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You have a point there.  A lot of times our hate for Jody blinds us to the fact that some Joe is getting his life fucked up.  
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 7:57:37 PM EDT
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Jody did me a favor.  Lying cheating whore is his problem now.  He married her.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:00:05 PM EDT
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Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised....
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Fake.






It's real.



My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.





I've met his sister La-a.




That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent". His sister is lemonjello.


Input that name into peoplefinders.com, you will be surprised....




 
Assuming the track meet I seeded didn't have any jr high coaches with nothing to do and a weird sense of humor, I seeded a Lemongello in a track meet several years ago.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:13:58 PM EDT
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I want to believe.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:14:17 PM EDT
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That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent".  His sister is lemonjello.
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It's real.

My cousin's wife teaches a kid named Orangello who knows the Jody guy.


I've met his sister La-a.


That's his cousin, and "the dash don't be silent".  His sister is lemonjello.


Orangello is married to La-Bitch-a.  The Bitch don't be silent either.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:19:19 PM EDT
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Orangello is married to La-Bitch-a.  The Bitch don't be silent either.
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Heh.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:20:21 PM EDT
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I love these bastards.


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Wow pure awesome


Holy fuck, someone buy that man a beer, hell if his nutts itch then scratch it for him. No homo.
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 8:25:12 PM EDT
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I know a lot of you are saying you hope it's real. I, for one, hope it's as fake as Bruce Jenner's tits. Think about it for a minute. If it's real, that means some poor bastard is in Afghanistan, while his wife is back home being a whore. While the thought of some douchebag getting owned in an epic fashion is funny, the thought that some dude is being cheated on while overseas makes me hope it's BS.
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When you see a 20 year old sailor married to a 38 year old in Norfolk, you kind of know what's up. Marines aren't much different.

 
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 11:07:27 PM EDT
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Last week fucked around and got a triple double.  
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That's a home run, touchdown, hat trick, slam dunk and low E.T., all wrapped up into one.
Last week fucked around and got a triple double.  



Unlike the warrior poet Ice Cube, I have a good day when I have to use the AK
Link Posted: 3/25/2016 11:17:10 PM EDT
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Lying, cheating, dishonest bitches are a blight on society.
That's why I'm divorced.
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