Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 5/4/2003 11:39:49 AM EDT
Then my 13-year-old son agreed. I quickly covered my ears and shouted," THEY HAVE BLASPHEEMED. It's true dad. Fine I'll just SELL the one I was going to give you." He response, "I was only kidding dad." Can I still trust my family? Has someone gotten to them?
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 11:41:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 11:41:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 11:43:45 AM EDT
Don't worry. My wife has told me that everyday for years. It ranks right up there with "You're driving too fast" and " I don't think you need to drink so much".[:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 11:45:07 AM EDT
Tell her she doesn't need any more shoes. and tell your son he doesn't need any more video games.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 11:58:51 AM EDT
Looks like it's time for you to start spending your money on lap dances instead of guns. [:D] Oh, and tell your son that he can have an opinion when he gets a job. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:16:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:27:22 PM EDT
Tell her she doesnt NEED anymore shoes.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 12:32:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lumpy196: Tell her she doesnt NEED anymore shoes.
View Quote
...or purses.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 4:51:59 PM EDT
MY wife told me we don't need any more guns
View Quote
Gasp!! You’re probably the first husband to ever be told that!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:09:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By vc: Then my 13-year-old son agreed. I quickly covered my ears and shouted," THEY HAVE BLASPHEEMED. It's true dad. Fine I'll just SELL the one I was going to give you." He response, "I was only kidding dad." Can I still trust my family? Has someone gotten to them?
View Quote
This is the way it commonly starts....
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:17:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 199:
MY wife told me we don't need any more guns
View Quote
Gasp!! You’re probably the first husband to ever be told that!! [:D]
View Quote
I second that! [beer]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:18:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2003 7:26:33 PM EDT by Searcherfortruth]
[Officer Bernard Fife][red][size=6][b]NIP IT, NIP IT, NIP IT!! YA GOTTA NIP IT IN THE BUD!!![/b][/size=6][/red][/Officer Bernard Fife]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:57:18 PM EDT
Sounds like she'd benifit from some time with my wife, I found a good deal on a shotgun, which I usually don't look into too much, and when she saw me walking to the car with it she just smiled and wondered what I got. Need, want and good deals aren't always the same thing. And to have a wife that can appreciate all three is a gem. [:)] jj
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 6:01:46 PM EDT
You can still buy guns, just tell her they are for me [:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 6:12:16 PM EDT
Have you noticed any [url=www.filmsite.org/inva.html]strange plants with large pods[/url] anywhere near your house lately?
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 6:14:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 6:18:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 6:33:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mona: vc, Does your wife like to go shooting with you? I go with my hubby. And I love shooting. It's fun and it's something we can do together. Most of the_beer_slayers guns were gifts for certain holidays. Mona
View Quote
Yes buts it's been a while. Her favorite is the Car 15. But now we have 7 children ages 2-15 so things are a little different. I just think everyone ( all 9 of us ) should have an AR. I'm only 3 away from that goal.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:08:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:16:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 455SD: Don't worry. My wife has told me that everyday for years. It ranks right up there with "You're driving too fast" and " I don't think you need to drink so much".[:D]
View Quote
[b]Uh Huh[/b]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:24:25 PM EDT
Read my lips, get rid of the bitch now, before she takes you down, at this time maybe we can salvage the kid. I could go on and on about compromising your principles, but the bottom line is she ain't no good if she would make a statement such as that.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 10:47:14 PM EDT
1.check the back of their heads for micro chips 2. make sure their tin foil hats have not devloped any voids. 3. be on the lookout for strange plants with large pods.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 10:52:54 PM EDT
Yup, my wife said that ONCE. I promptly told her "ok, then I guess you don't need anymore jewelry either." She REALLY likes jewelry.....
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 5:25:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 6:02:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By meltdown: try selective hearing - I instantly go deaf when someone says crap like that.
View Quote
Haha. my point exactly.
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 6:57:31 AM EDT
D-I-V-O-R-C-E !!
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:56:49 AM EDT
hehe Recently my wife said "So.. How many guns do we have now?" I thought to myself and was really thrilled with her question. Note the "we". She really only has one currently but considers them all 'ours'. This is good. We both love each other tremendously. She just wants to know before I buy something, just like I get the same from her. You have to be together in a relationship for it to last. Holy Crap I think I almost hijacked this thread... my apoligies... good luck to you...
Top Top