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3/18/2016 11:16:06 AM EDT
I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.
3/18/2016 11:17:45 AM EDT
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.
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Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.
3/18/2016 11:18:02 AM EDT
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3/18/2016 11:18:14 AM EDT
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I'm sorry for your loss

2 is 1, 1 is none.

failing to plan is planning to fail. Important lessons learned.

next time just put a horseshoe of grounds in like dip
3/18/2016 11:18:34 AM EDT
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I'd have called in sick
3/18/2016 11:19:25 AM EDT
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NO coffee burnt child is your consolation.

3/18/2016 11:19:35 AM EDT
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Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.

Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.


Yes I stopped for 7-11 coffee
3/18/2016 11:20:20 AM EDT
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Throw some coffee grounds into a pot and turn on the stove



C'mon, man
3/18/2016 11:20:49 AM EDT
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One is none, two is...  Well, you know the rest.
3/18/2016 11:21:15 AM EDT
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I have a spare.
3/18/2016 11:24:03 AM EDT
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Time to get rid of the son.
3/18/2016 11:25:10 AM EDT
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This.
3/18/2016 11:25:56 AM EDT
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Thankfully.
3/18/2016 11:26:37 AM EDT
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That kid who stole that poster in North Korea thought HE had problems...
3/18/2016 11:28:45 AM EDT
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And here I thought I was going to read about your son getting scalded or his foot cut or something, stfu about your stupid coffee and be glad your son wasn't injured. As for caffeine, go get some dark chocolate or something.
3/18/2016 11:29:09 AM EDT
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First world problems...
3/18/2016 11:29:21 AM EDT
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My 7 month old rolled off the bed a couple weeks ago.  I felt like the lowest form of life possible.  She cried and 20 mins later she acted like
nothing happened.
3/18/2016 11:30:03 AM EDT
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My wife has gone potless, but I'm pretty sure we've got a spare in the garage.
3/18/2016 11:30:17 AM EDT
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Babies bounce.

(they are actually...very tough little bastards)
3/18/2016 11:31:11 AM EDT
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Was your son the one attacked by a dog?
3/18/2016 11:32:46 AM EDT
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Soak up coffee with paper towel, ring into coffee cup. Spit out occasional pieces of glass.
Enjoy your day!
3/18/2016 11:37:56 AM EDT
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no
3/18/2016 11:38:55 AM EDT
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such a waste, such a terrible waste

slowly lifts a cup of freshly brewed home ground coffee and takes a sip.
3/18/2016 11:42:18 AM EDT
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And here I thought I was going to read about your son getting scalded or his foot cut or something, stfu about your stupid coffee and be glad your son wasn't injured. As for caffeine, go get some dark chocolate or something.
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Dude. there was no coffee in it at the time and I an thankful my son wasn't hurt, but it felt like my dog died. It was an old friend properly seasoned.
3/18/2016 11:43:08 AM EDT
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Amateur.



put coffee mug on burner, drink fast
3/18/2016 11:43:33 AM EDT
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For your next coffee maker, get one with a stainless steel thermal carafe and no burner.

My Cuisinart (before it finally shit the bed) thermal carafe would keep coffee "drinkably hot" for about 6 hours, "warm enough" for 8 and "nuke it in the morning, hey fresh coffee" over night. Absolutely zero nasty burnt coffee flavor from leaving the burner on too long (anywhere over about 10 minutes for me).

The new off brand one I have doesn't stay warm as long, but the coffee is still noticeably better than the burner version.
3/18/2016 11:43:43 AM EDT
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My 7 month old rolled off the bed a couple weeks ago.  I felt like the lowest form of life possible.  She cried and 20 mins later she acted like
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Babies bounce.

(they are actually...very tough little bastards)

Yes.

The day we took my son home, he and I fell asleep on the bed.  He rolled off my chest.  Other than a tendency to be a daredevil now, he seems unaffected. I still feel bad.
3/18/2016 11:44:20 AM EDT
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Grandson?
3/18/2016 11:45:16 AM EDT
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Ban children, if it saves only 1 coffee pot.
3/18/2016 11:47:13 AM EDT
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Yes.

The day we took my son home, he and I fell asleep on the bed.  He rolled off my chest.  Other than a tendency to be a daredevil now, he seems unaffected. I still feel bad.
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My 7 month old rolled off the bed a couple weeks ago.  I felt like the lowest form of life possible.  She cried and 20 mins later she acted like
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Babies bounce.

(they are actually...very tough little bastards)

Yes.

The day we took my son home, he and I fell asleep on the bed.  He rolled off my chest.  Other than a tendency to be a daredevil now, he seems unaffected. I still feel bad.



When my son first learned to walk I figured he would have a bruise on his forehead forever. I thought I was going to have to bubble wrap everything in the house. He kept running his big head into everything. Maybe that's why he likes football so much.
3/18/2016 11:48:16 AM EDT
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Grandson?


Yes
3/18/2016 12:16:21 PM EDT
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How old is the coffee pot killer?
3/18/2016 12:17:23 PM EDT
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Agree glad nobody was burned.
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Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.

Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.

3/18/2016 12:18:15 PM EDT
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If a "coffee pot" isn't made of stainless steel, it's a coffee glass.
3/18/2016 12:18:56 PM EDT
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At least he didn't get scalded.
3/18/2016 12:19:27 PM EDT
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3/18/2016 12:19:28 PM EDT
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How old is the coffee pot killer?


He is 7
3/18/2016 12:20:09 PM EDT
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Ban children, if it saves only 1 coffee pot.
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https://www.plannedparenthood.org/

Already in motion.
3/18/2016 12:20:19 PM EDT
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.
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and that is what you call a disaster......

he wasn't scalded his feet weren't cut by shards of glass....

that was not a disaster that was a blessing....in disguise.
3/18/2016 12:24:01 PM EDT
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My cat has broken three. He makes a great mantle piece.
3/18/2016 12:31:33 PM EDT
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2 is 1, and you know the rest.
Always have a plan B.

My coffee plan goes all the way to E.
Drip.
Stove or camp stove perc.
French press
Make hot water and poor through drip.
Road trip.

Glad to hear no one was hurt.  
3/18/2016 12:32:18 PM EDT
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Suck it up and chew a scoop of coffee.
3/18/2016 12:34:13 PM EDT
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.
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Damn is right.  I can't believe you are bitching about a coffee pot when your son could have gotten hurt.









3/18/2016 12:35:16 PM EDT
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In before the son Im disappointed meme. Glad no one was hurt.
3/18/2016 12:58:03 PM EDT
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Yes I stopped for 7-11 coffee
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I was in the process of making coffee and my son was trying to get the box of cereal down. He accidentally knocked the glass coffee pot on the floor. My heart sank and the look on his face was that of oh shit. I had to go to work coffee less. I have had that pot for years. probably could find a replacement pot but damn.

Glad you or your son didn't get hurt.

There's no place to buy a cup of coffee in your AO? I can't go through a day with no coffee.


Yes I stopped for 7-11 coffee

Man, way to add insult to injury
I feel for your loss. My wife actually cleaned my coffee pot once
3/18/2016 12:59:47 PM EDT
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Punish the kid.  Make him drink a cup of coffee without cream or sugar.  
3/18/2016 1:08:57 PM EDT
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Meh, just a coffee pot. Easily replaceable. Thankfully your son is ok.
3/18/2016 1:12:14 PM EDT
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Again look at the tragedy caused by gravity . We must ban gravity to prevent this kind of disaster from happening to others
3/18/2016 1:12:16 PM EDT
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  This.

Yep.  Choke yourself, OP.
3/18/2016 1:14:59 PM EDT
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Go home and hug him, then take him with you to shop for a new pot.


My biggest regrets in life were letting myself get upset over Things.





3/18/2016 1:18:49 PM EDT
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Oh, you poor Coffey addict!
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