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Posted: 3/14/2016 8:32:53 PM EDT
My sister came over today with my little nice and she said she was hungry so I said
I'll cook you a hamburger.

I didn't have any hamburger buns so I used sliced bread.
My niece looked at me like I had two heads when I placed it in front of her.

What's up with that ...I eat hamburgers on sliced bread all the time.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:34:03 PM EDT
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Eddie murphy hamburger.....
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:34:10 PM EDT
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Nothing, other than the toppings can leak through the bread to the surface.  The cooked surface of the bun keeps the ketchup/mustard in.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:34:19 PM EDT
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Communist.  This is America use oversized buns
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:34:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Unacceptable.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:34:36 PM EDT
[#5]
I guess you never saw that Eddie Murphy skit.


"We got MacDonalds, we got Macdonalds!"

I got beat.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:35:09 PM EDT
[#6]
I've done it in a pinch. I prefer to toast it first, so it has a little more backbone.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:35:54 PM EDT
[#7]

Not a damned thing.

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:36:24 PM EDT
[#8]
I do it when I'm out of buns. No big deal.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:36:29 PM EDT
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The original hamburger was on sliced bread.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:36:29 PM EDT
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To thin. gets soggy. fingers break through and bun slips off.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:36:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Sliced untoasted whitebread gross.
A nice thick slice of sprouted grain or ryebread toasted or buttered and cooked kinda like grjlled cheese and we're talkin
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:36:51 PM EDT
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Do you eat hot dogs on melba toast by chance?





Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:37:18 PM EDT
[#13]
On toast is cool. Plain sandwich bread is bullshit.  Give your niece a high five for calling you out.

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:37:39 PM EDT
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Almost as bad as your finger slipping through the TP



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Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:38:37 PM EDT
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Did you at least toast it? On toast it's fine, plain light bread gets soggy and nasty though.

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Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:39:05 PM EDT
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Try that with good sourdough.

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:39:07 PM EDT
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The bread. Maybe she knows the benefits of the Atkins and Paleo diet?
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:39:11 PM EDT
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On bread, it's a patty melt. On a bun, it's a burger.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:39:49 PM EDT
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round patty, square bun, so you have some bun without da meat
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:40:09 PM EDT
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Patty melt requires swiss cheese generally.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:40:22 PM EDT
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There is nothing wrong with living in a trailer park, so just ignore the other kids at school.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:40:46 PM EDT
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Kind of like that stewed okra and tomato sandwich Brother Dave Gardner was so fond of, that "you had to lift and east fast lest it fall through the middle".

A lot of his monologues are on You Tube. If you've never heard of him, give it a try.

"James Lewis! Git away frum dat wheelbarrow! You knows you don' know nuttin' 'bout machinery!"
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:42:08 PM EDT
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Louis' Lunch in New Haven, CT is considered by many to be the birthplace of the American Hamburger, and they serve it on sliced bread.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:42:34 PM EDT
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No, but I have ate them on sliced white bread just like a hamburger.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:42:44 PM EDT
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Niece is unaccustomed to the poor man's practice of using sliced bread.  She expects a bun.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:43:10 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong in my book. I often take a knife & fork to a hamburger, and would do so with that. Yes, a knife and fork, because I don't need to look like Jaws trying to cram 3" of vertical sandwich into my mouth.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:43:28 PM EDT
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No, but I have ate them on sliced white bread just like a hamburger.
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No, but I have ate them on sliced white bread just like a hamburger.


If I am eating a smoked sausage as a sandwich I actually prefer a piece of bread vs a hotdog bun.   The bun has too much bread and kind of overpowers it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:44:20 PM EDT
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The best hamburger on the planet (The Mayton burger, with bacon, cheese and green chiles) from the Hidey Ho Drive In, in Alamogordo, NM, comes on sliced bread.


Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:44:44 PM EDT
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Green Pepper Welfare Burger

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:45:23 PM EDT
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No I didn't toast it

It was fine, lettuce ,swiss  cheese . When she put the ketchup on she put it on the burger.

So in essence the lettuce provided a barrier from the condiment .
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:45:42 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with it.

I prefer to use pumpernikel or rye but white will do.

Give her the old people staving in the third world speach.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:46:04 PM EDT
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This right here.  I've done it but a good roll / bun is much better.

Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:46:27 PM EDT
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Mc Daaaaanoooohhhhhssss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ToAgia1EMA
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:47:12 PM EDT
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I like sour dough best but I don't turn down a hamburger.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:47:37 PM EDT
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My sister came over today with my little nice and she said she was hungry so I said
I'll cook you a hamburger.

I didn't have any hamburger buns so I used sliced bread.
My niece looked at me like I had two heads when I placed it in front of her.

What's up with that ...I eat hamburgers on sliced bread all the time.
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Upbringing, that's all.

Next time give her a sliced hotdog on a hamburger bun.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:48:41 PM EDT
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Gotta at least toast it, but use a hearty, thick sliced bread not that Wonder crap.

And call it a Royale with cheese....
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:52:24 PM EDT
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Prefer a bun but ate plenty hamburgers on sliced bread when I was a kid.

Damn sure knew better than to say something about to my mom.

Sounds kinda good now that I think about it.

May just make some that way this week.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:53:28 PM EDT
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Green Pepper Welfare Burger



 Aint no green peppers in McDonalds.....



 
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:54:38 PM EDT
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Upbringing, that's all.

Next time give her a sliced hotdog on a hamburger bun.
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My sister came over today with my little nice and she said she was hungry so I said
I'll cook you a hamburger.

I didn't have any hamburger buns so I used sliced bread.
My niece looked at me like I had two heads when I placed it in front of her.

What's up with that ...I eat hamburgers on sliced bread all the time.


Upbringing, that's all.

Next time give her a sliced hotdog on a hamburger bun.


Fried baloney. Hillbilly steak sandwich.
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:54:44 PM EDT
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not a damned thing wrong with it, doubles as a hot dog bun too
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:55:21 PM EDT
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Not a thing wrong with it, I use sliced bread all the time.
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Yep.

I prefer thinner bread so I can make thicker burgers.  
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:56:43 PM EDT
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First thing I thought of! I kinda like them on some wonder bread
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:57:02 PM EDT
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not a damned thing wrong with it, doubles as a hot dog bun too
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 8:58:21 PM EDT
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It is the only appropriate use for Wonder Bread.
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This.

Eat it or go hungry . . .
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 9:00:47 PM EDT
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I didn't really know any better until I was a little older.

As a kid everything was on bread.



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Almost as bad as your finger slipping through the TP



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Almost as bad as your finger slipping through the TP



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Ooo now that can be bad. 2 ply typically ok
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 9:03:57 PM EDT
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And the original home was a cave. Then it got better
Link Posted: 3/14/2016 9:05:01 PM EDT
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This.

Eat it or go hungry . . .
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Not a damned thing.


This.

Eat it or go hungry . . .


My grandma would say shut up and eat it. I always did.
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