[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Guilty or Not Guilty (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/13/2016 11:50:56 AM EDT
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http://thevalleyreport.com/2015/08/30/woman-stabs-boyfriend-for-not-liking-instagram-selfie-fast-enough/
I didn't search so lock it if it's a dupe. |
 Another story from that site http://thevalleyreport.com/2015/09/01/woman-arrested-for-stinking-up-bathroom-and-closing-down-restaurant-2/ The 34 year old woman kicked open the restaurant doors, shouting "out of the way, I’m prairie-dogging!” and ran through the dining area, which was at capacity. "We were so crowded, people were waiting up to two hours for a table,” says the hostess. "In comes this crazy woman, already smelling like she dumped her pants, running towards the bathroom.” One customer adds, "I couldn’t breathe. I knew she was in there blasting fudge monkeys, but the smell was toxic. I had to take my son to the hospital, they thought he was exposed to sulphur. This woman is a monster, human beings are not capable of something so foul.” |
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Google image, FTW. She cray. And can't spell. Shameful waste of hotness. |
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I can feel her staring at my junk |
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Fake and funny.
“This woman is a political prisoner, persecuted because of her race” adds the DA, who plans to drop all charges. “I too suffer from WGP [white girl problems] and am sick of people trying to hold me accountable for my unreasonable, borderline psychotic reactions to tedious things. Her boyfriend could’ve been doing anything during those 11 minutes, like sleeping with other women. I can’t even imagine the level of anxiety she must’ve felt while sharpening that selfie-stick, waiting for him to return home. The man survived the attack but we will be filing assault charges against him and pursuing the death penalty.” |
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I can feel her staring at my junk Because 1k yards is about as close as your junk gets to a girl that looks like that? |
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Fake story is fake but I'd bet money she gives good head. |
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Fake story, it is. Hit it, I would. Quoted:
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Psycho, she is. Fake story, it is. Hit it, I would. Another headline: Nickelback to release Greatest Hits Album; 19 tracks of silence Great! Another funny Internent web site, sprung into being after Hitlery's lacks took over The Onion. |
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Fake story is fake but I'd bet money she gives good head. Quoted:
Fake story is fake but I'd bet money she gives good head. Fake story, real mugshot. The real story is almost as entertaining. |
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And can't spell. Shameful waste of hotness. Quoted:
And can't spell. Shameful waste of hotness. Hot chicks were never required to be the smart ones in the relationship when I was single. YMMV. 
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