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Posted: 3/6/2016 12:29:06 AM EDT
Rayburn: A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
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"That was amazing Natalie! Now get back to your cabin before Robert wakes up. No!!! Don't turn on any lights!"


Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:32:28 AM EDT
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Something about this uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:33:28 AM EDT
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Needs more cowbell!
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:34:46 AM EDT
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You have to ask?  Common'




Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:35:23 AM EDT
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his skits from SNL with The Continental was awesome. the first person video shot always shaking her head no.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:40:25 AM EDT
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You're talkin to my guy all wrong. Do it again...and I'll stab yourself in the face with a soldering iron.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:40:30 AM EDT
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I'm just like you, I put my pants on one leg at a time. Then I go make gold records.
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[#10]
King of NY
Frank White: Well, I must've been away too long because my feelings are dead. I feel no remorse.
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The entire skit with THE Bruce Dickinson is fantastic
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:49:21 AM EDT
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Do you know what would happen if the IRS found out I was driving around in a new coupe? I took the train here, Frank. I'm taking the train home.
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"Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet."
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That phone call I got, it came from outside high walls and fancy gates; it comes from a place you know about maybe from the movies. But I come from out there, and everybody out there knows, everybody lies: cops lie, newspapers lie, parents lie. The one thing you can count on - word on the street... yeah, that's solid.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:58:07 AM EDT
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Would have got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.

That whole monologue really.  

I'm the Anti-Christ.  You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.  You tell the angels in heaven that you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 12:58:19 AM EDT
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He was being a Stiffly Stifferton. So I pranked him. To death.  With a tire iron.
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Lol
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 1:13:53 AM EDT
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You do it again, ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 1:18:42 AM EDT
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At 3:45:


Link Posted: 3/6/2016 1:26:06 AM EDT
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It's not a short quote, but God Dammit it needs to be said!!!  


Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
(The Captain sits down and pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket)
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 1:26:32 AM EDT
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America, man! You know, it's so beautiful I wanta eat it!
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 1:53:02 AM EDT
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"Frankenstein never scared me..."

I know it wasn't really him. But I don't care
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You're late
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I got a fever!  And the only prescription -- IS MORE COWBELL!

Link Posted: 3/6/2016 2:30:49 AM EDT
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Hi. These are my cactuses. I put googly eyes on them. [Cactuses have googly eyes on them] A lot of people are putting googly eyes on their cactuses nowadays. I think it's because cactuses are dangerous. Cactuses have pricklers that can stab you in your hands, your throat, your face. So you need to know where you stand with them all the time. The only way to know where to stand with someone is to look into their eyes, right? Normally plants don't have eyes, so it's hard for me to trust them. Hence. The googly eyes. Still, it's a good rule of thumb. Don't turn your back on a cactus.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 2:42:14 AM EDT
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Would have got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.

That whole monologue really.  

I'm the Anti-Christ.  You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.  You tell the angels in heaven that you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
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You're a cantaloupe!

What a great scene...
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 2:51:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:07:30 AM EDT
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Ever been in combat yourself, Baker?
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:12:21 AM EDT
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Your dog has no tail.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:16:23 AM EDT
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Your tone.  It's all wrong...

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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:21:48 AM EDT
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Rayburn: A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
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That one. I've shamelessly stolen and altered it often.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:42:23 AM EDT
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Marsupials scare me; because they're fast.

Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:49:54 AM EDT
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Your dog has no tail.

Link Posted: 3/6/2016 3:52:01 AM EDT
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Yup. He deserved an Oscar for that role.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:05:32 AM EDT
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...what's this? A slight calcium deficiency.  
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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:13:40 AM EDT
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you're a cantaloupe !!
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:20:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:25:10 AM EDT
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Okey dokey artichokey



(balls of fury)






Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:27:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2016 4:37:35 AM EDT
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He fucked up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye. And this was a guy I loved! I loved this guy! BUT, I got the call and I put him down like a sick animal.
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 5:20:37 AM EDT
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You're a cantaloupe!

What a great scene...
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Would have got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.

That whole monologue really.  

I'm the Anti-Christ.  You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.  You tell the angels in heaven that you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.



You're a cantaloupe!

What a great scene...



NVM. Got my lines backward,
Link Posted: 3/6/2016 5:23:44 AM EDT
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Eggplant, not cantaloupe.

Get your racial slurs correct.

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Would have got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.

That whole monologue really.  

I'm the Anti-Christ.  You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.  You tell the angels in heaven that you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.



You're a cantaloupe!

What a great scene...



Eggplant, not cantaloupe.

Get your racial slurs correct.



Link Posted: 3/6/2016 5:30:42 AM EDT
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Walken:  Hey Natalie, come on and get ready, dinner is done.
Natalie:  You go ahead, and I'll wash up on shore. . . .
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Would have got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.

That whole monologue really.  

I'm the Anti-Christ.  You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.  You tell the angels in heaven that you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.



You're a cantaloupe!

What a great scene...



Eggplant, not cantaloupe.

Get your racial slurs correct.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrBEsihQLE0



I stand corrected. It was Dennis Hopper who called Christopher Walken an eggplant because that's a racial epithet.


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