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Posted: 3/2/2016 3:32:19 AM EDT
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You don't love your children because you've taken them into "gun freezones".
You want the Hildabeast as president because you don't support.... 87 |
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(I am a rugged individualist to such a degree that I can't be bothered with knowing anything about current culture and I am desperate to show you that) Millennials can't even cast their own high pressure turbochargers Fun is for the unprepared Five miles past your oil change mileage? You're too irresponsible to live! |
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Who? (I am a rugged individualist to such a degree that I can't be bothered with knowing anything about current culture and I am desperate to show you that) Millennials can't even cast their own high pressure turbochargers Fun is for the unprepared Five miles past your oil change mileage? You're too irresponsible to live! it's funny because it's true
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GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19." It's usually more like: OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her. Post 1: Glock 19 Post 2: Where's the pics? Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics. Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense. Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob. Post 6: Glock 21 Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended. Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen. Post 9: Pics or die! Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner" Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES! Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed. |
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People who live in NY, CA, CT, NJ, etc. deserve to have their gun rights stripped from them. If you don't live in a free state, it's because you are dumb and you don't love your family enough to provide them safety and security. That's a vast over-simplification of why people live in ban states There are still many many many guns that are legal to own in NYS that can provide security to residents here |
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It's usually more like: OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her. Post 1: Glock 19 Post 2: Where's the pics? Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics. Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense. Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob. Post 6: Glock 21 Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended. Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen. Post 9: Pics or die! Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner" Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES! Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed. Quoted:
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GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19." It's usually more like: OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her. Post 1: Glock 19 Post 2: Where's the pics? Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics. Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense. Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob. Post 6: Glock 21 Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended. Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen. Post 9: Pics or die! Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner" Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES! Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed. Meh. I still don't feel bad for people coming to GD looking for gun advice. ARFCOM is a huge place and there is even a section dedicated to revolvers. Giving people shit is half the fun. |
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"The GOP needs to run an actual conservative, instead of trotting out these limp dick RINO's like McCain, Dole, and Romney. Just one fucking time, we need a real conservative to get the nomination."
1 year later......"Fuck Ted Cruz. He is a Canadian and I don't like where his wife works. I don't care that he is exactly the type of candidate that 90% of us have been screaming the GOP to give the nomination to and quite possibly the strongest candidate we have ever had on the 2a. Fuck that shit. I am voting for a lifelong liberal, who supported the AWB and dreams of the day we can get single payer health care like Canada." |
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It's usually more like: OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her. Post 1: Glock 19 Post 2: Where's the pics? Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics. Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense. Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob. Post 6: Glock 21 Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended. Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen. Post 9: Pics or die! Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner" Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES! Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed. Quoted:
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GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19." It's usually more like: OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her. Post 1: Glock 19 Post 2: Where's the pics? Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics. Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense. Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob. Post 6: Glock 21 Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended. Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen. Post 9: Pics or die! Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner" Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES! Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed. Nailed it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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You don't love your children because you've taken them into "gun freezones". You want the Hildabeast as president because you don't support.... 87
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Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer?
1) eject 2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man 3)Welcome to the cuck club dude. 4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP? 5)Glock 19 6)OP posts pics of SO. 7)I can Fap to this 8)She is hideous. 9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous. 10)I can fap to this 11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive 12)I can fap to this |
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Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer? 1) eject 2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man 3)Welcome to the cuck club dude. 4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP? 5)Glock 19 6)OP posts pics of SO. 7)I can Fap to this 8)She is hideous. 9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous. 10)I can fap to this 11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive 12)I can fap to this 13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail. 14) Did she used to have a penis? 15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals. It works well for us. 16) Can't stump the Trump. 17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance. 18) Is the boss a muslim? 19) Do you have any pictures of her feet? 20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . . a flying dinosaur in Texas. 21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you. |
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13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail. 14) Did she used to have a penis? 15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals. It works well for us. 16) Can't stump the Trump. 17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance. 18) Is the boss a muslim? 19) Do you have any pictures of her feet? 20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . . a flying dinosaur in Texas. 21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you. Quoted:
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Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer? 1) eject 2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man 3)Welcome to the cuck club dude. 4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP? 5)Glock 19 6)OP posts pics of SO. 7)I can Fap to this 8)She is hideous. 9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous. 10)I can fap to this 11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive 12)I can fap to this 13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail. 14) Did she used to have a penis? 15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals. It works well for us. 16) Can't stump the Trump. 17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance. 18) Is the boss a muslim? 19) Do you have any pictures of her feet? 20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . . a flying dinosaur in Texas. 21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you.
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