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2/20/2016 4:43:25 PM EDT
havent heard much about her these past few years...is she still producing music?
What do you think - is she hotter now than before?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3455790/Jessica-Simpson-puts-busty-display-stunning-LBD-enjoys-date-night-husband-Eric-Johnson-LA.html
2/20/2016 4:44:55 PM EDT
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Hotter now? No way.

2/20/2016 4:47:30 PM EDT
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Yeah she is hotter now because she's fucking rich as hell. Her clothing line sold almost a billion dollars last year.
2/20/2016 4:49:03 PM EDT
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I liked her when she was chunked up in her mom jeans.

Sorry, I have mommy issues
2/20/2016 4:49:18 PM EDT
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Classmate of mine was in the army and assigned to protect her.  She was a betoch to him.
2/20/2016 4:51:10 PM EDT
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I like here better now but she is an empty box pretty paper rip it off it nothing in there
2/20/2016 4:51:14 PM EDT
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for 35yo, pretty damn hot.
2/20/2016 4:51:37 PM EDT
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USO? Can't think of any other reason our military would protect a singer.
2/20/2016 4:52:10 PM EDT
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I'd still hit it like a retard with a drum set.
2/20/2016 4:52:22 PM EDT
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Haven't seen a recent pic, but I don't care, I'd still make the sex with her.
2/20/2016 4:54:06 PM EDT
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Maybe your classmate didn't inspire much confidence.....
2/20/2016 4:57:46 PM EDT
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Last album I'm aware of is a Christmas album in 2010.

6 years on and at 35 years old, I think it's safe to say she's more or less out of the pop music business.
2/20/2016 4:57:53 PM EDT
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She's a Hillary supporter
2/20/2016 4:59:49 PM EDT
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Could have sworn she was a Republican.
2/20/2016 5:03:26 PM EDT
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Id still SMASH, she was AMAZING in the Dukes of Hazzard
2/20/2016 5:08:58 PM EDT
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Could have sworn she was a Republican.
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Could have sworn she was a Republican.

You're correct according to the intertubes.

ETA And to confirm I don't see anything about her endorsing Clinton but it was a quick search.
2/20/2016 5:12:54 PM EDT
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I would do terrible, terrible things to her for 30 seconds at a time if I had the chance.

2/20/2016 5:14:10 PM EDT
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The topic is is she hot. Not what do you think of her politics.

I'd hit it.



 
2/20/2016 5:17:54 PM EDT
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Spent a couple days flying her around the Gulf in late '01.  She was sweet as could be to us.
2/20/2016 5:19:28 PM EDT
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She could probably see the boner through his green sweatpants.
2/20/2016 5:23:51 PM EDT
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The topic is is she hot. Not what do you think of her politics.
I'd hit it.
 
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And yet those particular politics would suck out her hotness like a vampire on a unit of packed red cells.
2/20/2016 5:26:04 PM EDT
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She was looking like Jabba. Nothing screams "I'm going to plump up like a ballpark once I get a ring." like a past performance.
2/20/2016 5:31:56 PM EDT
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Can't see less than 95% of men hitting that.
2/20/2016 5:34:54 PM EDT
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She can have 9yrs of my life, the kids and half my stuff.
2/20/2016 5:35:49 PM EDT
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2/20/2016 5:37:40 PM EDT
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my wife told me years ago that if I ever get the chance to nail Jessica Simpson I may do so for 24 hours with a clear conscience.
after that, if I keep doing it "I'm divorcing you and taking all your shit".
2/20/2016 5:37:56 PM EDT
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I'd be willing to put it in her ass.
2/20/2016 5:38:42 PM EDT
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I'll allow it counselor......
2/20/2016 5:41:01 PM EDT
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You'd have to be a castrated faggot not to fuck that.
2/20/2016 5:41:04 PM EDT
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By ARF standards she is a cow and should be put down.

All I have to say is, any time, any place, any way

Holy shit.
2/20/2016 5:41:26 PM EDT
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2/20/2016 5:41:53 PM EDT
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Dat Rack Tho  
2/20/2016 5:47:01 PM EDT
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I'd let her do nasty things with her vagine.
2/20/2016 5:48:07 PM EDT
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He kinda looks like Curly.  
2/20/2016 5:48:21 PM EDT
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I'd take my pants all the way off for her.
2/20/2016 5:48:28 PM EDT
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Dat Porsche tho.
2/20/2016 5:51:10 PM EDT
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What a gal!

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2/20/2016 5:52:45 PM EDT
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Yeah she is hotter now because she's fucking rich as hell. Her clothing line sold almost a billion dollars last year.
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Yeah she is hotter now because she's fucking rich as hell. Her clothing line sold almost a billion dollars last year.




 
Was it because she's white? Is racism the real reason Kanye's line lost money last year?
2/20/2016 5:53:23 PM EDT
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would titty phuck
2/20/2016 5:57:20 PM EDT
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Dat Porsche tho.
You know how I know you're gay?  

 
2/20/2016 5:59:32 PM EDT
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Bathe her and bring her here

I would give her my seed
2/20/2016 6:00:15 PM EDT
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I'd hit it so fast, I'd set some kind of record for tearing off my cloths.



Not at all ashamed to admit it.
2/20/2016 6:01:11 PM EDT
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That's a hard look to take seriously!
2/20/2016 6:03:15 PM EDT
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Yeah she is hotter now because she's fucking rich as hell. Her clothing line sold almost a billion dollars last year.

  Was it because she's white? Is racism the real reason Kanye's line lost money last year?


I'm sorry spiffums, but whites should not be commenting on black clothing lines.
2/20/2016 6:16:22 PM EDT
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That These Boots Are Made For Walkin cover General Lee bikini car wash video was an amazing time in my life.

You're going to need to mute it, but it's still worth it
2/20/2016 6:18:45 PM EDT
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Thread needs more Jessica Simpson.







2/20/2016 6:19:34 PM EDT
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still dumber than a box of rocks
2/20/2016 6:21:42 PM EDT
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A very, very rich box of rocks...
2/20/2016 6:22:40 PM EDT
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I'd lick her right where it smells like Chicken of the Sea.
2/20/2016 6:23:58 PM EDT
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I'm not going to be asking her astrophysics math equations while I'm hitting it.
2/20/2016 6:26:13 PM EDT
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Dat Porsche tho.
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Dat Porsche tho.




 
I'd put some mileage on it.  
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